Status: I love you Chris <3
Chris' Alphabet
A is for Alcohol
I always seem to get drunk so much quicker than you do. Always! Remember when we were in Babylon and I was completely fucked? I demanded you got me a balloon! I’m not even sure why I wanted a balloon, but I did, I wanted one. I can’t actually remember if I got one that night or not but I remember you promised me one from a balloon vendor, and I got one! I got my Hello Kitty balloon which you paid an extortionate amount for!
Then there was the time you left Kim and me to revise, and you came back not even an hour later to two hilariously drunk girls playing ‘The QVC Drinking Game’. I still owe you a night of TV drinking games for that. Fresher’s week. I promise.
I could tell many, many more stories of you and I drunk (mainly me though, let’s be honest). But I won’t. What I will say is that I love that you look after me when I’m drunk, I love that you pander to my every need and make sure I’m safe and happy, even if I think I’m gunna hurl!
I love you. <3
Then there was the time you left Kim and me to revise, and you came back not even an hour later to two hilariously drunk girls playing ‘The QVC Drinking Game’. I still owe you a night of TV drinking games for that. Fresher’s week. I promise.
I could tell many, many more stories of you and I drunk (mainly me though, let’s be honest). But I won’t. What I will say is that I love that you look after me when I’m drunk, I love that you pander to my every need and make sure I’m safe and happy, even if I think I’m gunna hurl!
I love you. <3