Breaking the Rules Brenton Style

So what if all of the autobots came to earth and the deceptions were no more? What would life on base be like? What limitations would there be? Brenton Jade DeMarco has the answers to that last one and a little insight to life on base.

Brenton: IT'S BRENTON BITCH! I am a chick. With my kick ass sexy autobot lover Bumblebee.

Bee: [Whirls and chirps]

Sam: God help the readers.

Brenton: Fuck off Sam!

Mikaela: What's going on?

Brenton: MICKEY!

Sam: Uh... [awkwardly scratches head] Hi

Mikaela: Sam.

Carly: Hello, what's all this?

Brenton: [whispers to Bumblebee] He's in some awkward shit now.

Prowl: Why are they all so figety?

Brenton: It's the awkward ex girlfriend moment.

Prowl: Huh?

Brenton: They're having an awkard moment because they both dates Sam and Sam is afraid of how they'll react because if they're friends je's fucked and if they hate each other he's fucked.

Prowl: [Glitches]

Brenton: RATCHET!

Ratchet: Some one say the fragging disclaimer before I

Brenton: Alright disclaimer. Here we g-

Sam: I wanna do it

Mikaela: Why can't I?

Carly: How about-

Mikaela: Shut it blondie!

Brenton: They're my rules

[Argument ensues]

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