Enjoy The Good Things As They Come

Ok well before you guys all think I'm a pscyo I would like to say that this was an assignment for a detention. My teacher write the topic, "My Life As A Piece Of Cake," on the board and i had to write a 250 word essay on it. So here is my punishment story. I thought it was pretty great so I'm posing it for you guys.

this is a oneshot

All ideas came from mywarped and twisted mind.