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1. Scientist as John Hopkins university have found the cure for Cancer, by making Chuck Norris cry. How they have done this, will remain a mystery.
2. Jimmy Hoffa's body has been found under Red Sox stadium.
3. Wal-Mart has pledged 90% of their profits to help end world hunger.
4. Gay Marriage is legalized in all fifty states.
5. Netflix has a gone a full week without making their customers upset. The celebrated the news by revealing their new plans to make 'Netflix stores' where you can rent DVD's from there.
6. Nicolas Cage has been arrested for trying to steal the Declaration of independence.
7. Jamie Lee Curtis has died of a yogurt overdose
8. This just in, because of Wal-Mart's generosity, world Hunger has been eradicated.
9. Today, congress has managed to go five minutes without acting like a bunch of children who didn't get naps and therefore are complaining about not getting enough juice.
10. ANDERSON COOPER HAS APPEARED ON TV WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON!!!! TURN OFF YOUR TV AND RUN!!!
11. Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney has taken a bullet for the President.
12. There are fireball falling from the sky! Seriously Anderson Cooper WHY!!!!!!!!!!
13. Jesus is Back!
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-Holley