Status: Updating as much as possible =D

Shit-Holes Like This Were Never So Fun!

Sweeney Todd is your typical moody teenager.
Having to move schools again, his parents, as a last resort, move back to their old house in London and dump him in another one.

Jack Sparrow is already all-too-well-known.
London is his playground and he will do as he pleases. But he's tired of causing trouble all on his onesies.

Hilarity will undoubtedly ensue when these two very different people meet.

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So far, 'tis not slash, but that, and the rating, might change later. XD This is NOT planned. We don't own the characters, yadda, yadda, yadda. ^_^

Rated, so far, for language and possible sexual references. Probably coming from Jack in the form of witty puns! =D
  1. Chapter 1
    Sweeney's POV
  2. Chapter 2
  3. Chapter 3
    Sweeney's POV
  4. Chapter 4
  5. Chapter 5