The Randomest Collection of Stories about Pretty Much Anything You Can Create a Story About

Chapter DON'T LET MY MOMMA KNOW!

THE DIARY OF JANE (aka those guys from Breaking Benjamin). DATE: Still preoccupied with 1985.

Dear Diary (of Jane),
This will be the last entry in the Diary Of Jane. *cue music* She died. ...More like exploded...ANYWAY yeah. This is her husband Batman. You suck. Now pay attention to math class, you dirty little hamster.

♠ ♠ ♠

I wrote this in math class.
I don't remember if that Mary Jane chick is in love with Spiderman or Batman, but Batman's more amazing-er (just ask Andy Biersack) so...there you go.
The "dirty little hamster" quote is from my friend Kennedy. Check out her YouTube: KennedyInWonderland. That's about it.
Once again, title credit to brother Bentley. Just don't ask.