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Chapter RANDOM STABBING!

All was normal in study hall. The chick who usually sits next to me in study hall was screaming. The Roach was eating a Poptart. Emma was in math class, doing math-y things. When suddenlt, from the cafeteria, comes noises! IT WAS A BLINK-182 SONG! IT WAS CALLED "THE NATIVES ARE GONNA RAPE AND PLUNDER YOUR MOTHER!" and Summer was excited.

THE END
(I didn't know where I was supposed to go with this one, so...there you go.)

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Obsessive-Blink-Fan-Fact: "Natives" off of the new album was originally called "The Natives Are Going To Rape And Plunder Your Mother." This is also what the very first chapter is called in this story, but instead of the Natives, it's Mr. Rogers.
Told you it sucked....