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Chapter 2 Of Whatever This Is Called.

Billie Joe Armstrong was bored, AGAIN, so one day he decided to go to Forever 21 to get some more eyeliner. So he did and to his surprise Tico Torres was there! Together they shopped for eyeliner. Then they went to go see that gay-ass movie called The Princess And The Frog. Then Demi Lovato was released from her insane asylum and she tried to stab them with a plastic fork, so they ran tp tje Chiller and went ice skating with Mark Hoppus.

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Plastic forks are all the rage at my school. If you get stabbed with them, you're basically screwed.

I love Billie Joe Armstrong. I love Tico Torres. I hate Demi Lovato. I love Mark Hoppus.