The Randomest Collection of Stories about Pretty Much Anything You Can Create a Story About

"B! We are the bulldogs M! We can't be stopped S! Take it all the way with B! M! S!" (Ooops. I forgot to indent.) Anyways, the football cheerleaders were cheering, and the football players were playing their something-ith down. Then...THEY SCORED! Maybe? I dunno. Because FOOTBALL SUCKS. Then why was I at the game, narrating this story? Because Emma was here? She went to get a hot dog and she's been gone for twenty minutes. I guess I came to see ROOOOOOARRRRRRR!!!! There was an obnoxious sound from above. It was THE AIR FORCE! So, the (stupid) football players, instead of fleeing, huddled in the center of the field. That included Mr. Barber. Ha. The Airforce crashed into the huddle, killing them all. But wait, everyone still living turned to the stands. Will was rudubg diwb them IN A ROLLY CHAIR!!!!!! The debris (pronounced duh-bree) killed the first two rows. Will died from impact on turf.