The Randomest Collection of Stories about Pretty Much Anything You Can Create a Story About

Today in science class, I learned that a turnip seed is really an ostrich egg. When you plant the ostrich egg in the correct conditions, it will grow into an ostrich tree. The ostrich tree will provide the world ostriches, which fall from the tree (kinda like those insanely fat hippos my friend Silas knows about that fall from the sky). The ostriches produce the ostrich egg, and the life cycle continues.