Status: Complete
The Randomest Collection of Stories about Pretty Much Anything You Can Create a Story About
Chapter Tres
One day Kurt Cobain went to Marshall's to get a sweater. While he was there, he ran into Billie Joe Armstrong, Tico Torres and Mark Hoppus. "Dude!" said Mark. "You just missed ice skating with us!"
"Dammit!" said Kurt. "I love ice skating! Grandma take me home" Then he broke down crying. (Sorry, I had to put that Silver reference in there or my unicorn Pillow Pet named Tim was gonna stab me with a plastic fork.)
To make up for lost time together they all shopped for sweaters at Marshall's (do they even sell sweaters there? I'll change it to Target. Also, who flies from Seattle or New Jersey to go shopping at Target? "Tico Torres and Kurt Cobain!" Well thats nice.) Unfortunately they were seen by the paparazzi (cue overplayed Lady Gaga song), so Billie released a statement revealing Mike Dirnt was pregnant. How is that possible...exactly.
"Dammit!" said Kurt. "I love ice skating! Grandma take me home" Then he broke down crying. (Sorry, I had to put that Silver reference in there or my unicorn Pillow Pet named Tim was gonna stab me with a plastic fork.)
To make up for lost time together they all shopped for sweaters at Marshall's (do they even sell sweaters there? I'll change it to Target. Also, who flies from Seattle or New Jersey to go shopping at Target? "Tico Torres and Kurt Cobain!" Well thats nice.) Unfortunately they were seen by the paparazzi (cue overplayed Lady Gaga song), so Billie released a statement revealing Mike Dirnt was pregnant. How is that possible...exactly.
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Do YOU know how Mike Dirnt ends up pregnant? ......Cuz I don't.I love Kurt. He's amazing. Also love BJ, Tico and Mark, and Mike Dirnt....okay, you've heard this all before.