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Chapter What Are We On? Like 4?

ONE DAY while Mark Hoppus was out ice skating with all the people mentioned before, Tom DeLonge started a gay-ass band known as Angels And Airwaves. He also created an ugly-ass combover for his hair. Unfortunately he suckered people (like me) into loving his band, so...there you go. And if you don't love his band you'll probably get stabbed with a plastic fork.

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Once again, plastic forks = all the rage.

Ok, I LOVE AVA. I'm not a hater. I used to but I love them now. I think I'd like them more if Tom hadn't released 40 of their songs in like a span of 3 years or whatever, but, whatever. AVA is amazing, just to clear that up.