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Chapter It's-Not-Worth-Remembering
After the drummer gave birth to his somehow-possible child, everyone in the hospital was shocked to find that the otherwise-beautiful baby girl had a big fluffay mustache just like Freddie Murcury's!!
Mr. Blutskin seemed so disappointed. "Darn. I thought she would look more like me, cuz I'm the father, after all." (Wait, what?? ...Exactly.)
"Wait. I thought I told you never to come into my life!" said the Foo Fighters dude. Suddenly, Mark Hoppus ripped off his clothes (kinky...) to reveal Tom's outfit from the All The Small Things video, screamed, and chased Mr. Blutskin out of the hospital.
Mr. Blutskin seemed so disappointed. "Darn. I thought she would look more like me, cuz I'm the father, after all." (Wait, what?? ...Exactly.)
"Wait. I thought I told you never to come into my life!" said the Foo Fighters dude. Suddenly, Mark Hoppus ripped off his clothes (kinky...) to reveal Tom's outfit from the All The Small Things video, screamed, and chased Mr. Blutskin out of the hospital.
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Xia is my bestie's nickname. Not her real name. She has an obsession of that All The Small Things video, I swear....first it was Down, then it was Dammit, and now it's ATST...how exciting. (She wrote this if you didn't already know, BTW.....)Mr. Blutskin is a spin-off of our old LA teacher, Mr. Buxton. Mr. Buxton has a flipping creepy mustache. Rumors have it that it has a mind of its own.............