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My name is Iris. My parents named me after the flower and the fact that Iris was the Greek goddess of the rainbow. Pretty awesome, eh?
Though I didn't turn out to be much of a flower, more a crazy rainbow.
My middle name is Andromeda. Andromeda is a princess from Greek mythology. Andromeda is also a constellation named after the Greek princess.
As you may have gathered by now, my parents are rather strange, to say the least.
My parents hate me for some reason. I have no idea why. I'm a good kid.
But oh well. I'm not too fond of them either.
I'm bisexual.
If you have a problem with that, you better back the -BEEEEEP- off right now before I decide to murder you alive without killing you first.
Anywho
Some of my favourite stuff:
-Sweeney Todd (2007 movie)
-Johnny Depp
-Harry Potter
-My Chemical Romance
-Radiohead
-My friends
-Delilah (My laptop)
-Raymond (My computer who I don't really use much anymore)
And that's all I can think of right now.
When I grow up, I shall hopefully become a Military Police Soldier
I can't wait!
:D
Look: http://www.army.mod.uk/rolefinder/role/192/military-police-soldier
Well, that's about it from me
Tchau!