Read or Die
So...the beginning eh?
Me: So...we are at the beginning...I have no comments so I guess I'll start the boing stuff (just to get them out of the way.) [clears throat] My name is Emily-Jane. I am very random. LOVE ME!!!
Gerard: Yeah...[cough] We love you... sure do... and I am not being forced to say that against my will...
Em: Yeah...Sure... [Glares] I love you too..... SO anyway. Today, since I have no idea's...I'll just make people do random things....
Frankie: Like what?! [looks scared]
Em: Don't give me ideas [smirks evilly]
Frankie and Gerard: [Whimpers]
Em: Moving along.. I haven't seen Ray or Bob or Mikey here.
Mikey: [Falls out of sky] S'up, dude!
Em: I'm a dudette, and apparently you are up, seeing how as you just fell from there. What were you doing up there?
Mikey: Oh nothing, checking out the trampoline. It bounces high!!!
Ray: [Stumbles in] Sorry I'm late...girls wanted to touch my afro! Bob is petting a girls cat... I couldn't pull him away.
Em: OoOoOoOh! Can touch it?I?! [big eyes]
Ray: Erm...
Gerard: I would do what she says...it's not like you have a choice anyhow!
Ray: Okay.
Em: [squeals] YAYA! [Sticks hands in afro and rummages about and pulls things out of it.] Who keeps a spork in their hair?
Bob: [Walks in with tufts of fur sticking to him]
Em: What did you do to that poor cat?
Bob: Nothing.....I just petted it!
Frankie: [mumbled] More like had 'fun' with it.
Ray: [getting slightly pink] You aren't into that are you?
Bob: NO! That is just Emily's messed up mind at work!
Em: Hey! Don't blame me!! My hands type what they want!
Bob: Don't listen to Frankie...or Emily... I'm not into that. I like humans...
Em: OoOoH! So that could mean-!
Bob: ALIVE humans
Em: Oh... Sad...
Kay: [Walks in and lounges on the crack-fic's couch]That's not sad Em. There is still hope for slash!
Em: [perks up] Talking about that! [grins evilly]
Frankie and Gerard: Oh no...
Em: Fine! I'll wait till I get comments!! But if the readers ask for something, you will have to supply their wants!
My Chemical Romance: [Shudder]
Em: [Sits next to Kay on couch] Well...this is exciting...
Kay: Don't worry. Everything will perk up once you get comments and dares/suggestions.
Em: Hehe [wink wink, nudge nudge.] Well... I think I am out of it for today... Comment! Tell me what you think and tell me what YOU think the character's should do!!
My Chemical Romance: Spare us!
Kay: [glomps onto Bob] We are doing this 'cause we love you!!!
Em: That's it folks! So long and good night until the next time!!
Gerard: Yeah...[cough] We love you... sure do... and I am not being forced to say that against my will...
Em: Yeah...Sure... [Glares] I love you too..... SO anyway. Today, since I have no idea's...I'll just make people do random things....
Frankie: Like what?! [looks scared]
Em: Don't give me ideas [smirks evilly]
Frankie and Gerard: [Whimpers]
Em: Moving along.. I haven't seen Ray or Bob or Mikey here.
Mikey: [Falls out of sky] S'up, dude!
Em: I'm a dudette, and apparently you are up, seeing how as you just fell from there. What were you doing up there?
Mikey: Oh nothing, checking out the trampoline. It bounces high!!!
Ray: [Stumbles in] Sorry I'm late...girls wanted to touch my afro! Bob is petting a girls cat... I couldn't pull him away.
Em: OoOoOoOh! Can touch it?I?! [big eyes]
Ray: Erm...
Gerard: I would do what she says...it's not like you have a choice anyhow!
Ray: Okay.
Em: [squeals] YAYA! [Sticks hands in afro and rummages about and pulls things out of it.] Who keeps a spork in their hair?
Bob: [Walks in with tufts of fur sticking to him]
Em: What did you do to that poor cat?
Bob: Nothing.....I just petted it!
Frankie: [mumbled] More like had 'fun' with it.
Ray: [getting slightly pink] You aren't into that are you?
Bob: NO! That is just Emily's messed up mind at work!
Em: Hey! Don't blame me!! My hands type what they want!
Bob: Don't listen to Frankie...or Emily... I'm not into that. I like humans...
Em: OoOoH! So that could mean-!
Bob: ALIVE humans
Em: Oh... Sad...
Kay: [Walks in and lounges on the crack-fic's couch]That's not sad Em. There is still hope for slash!
Em: [perks up] Talking about that! [grins evilly]
Frankie and Gerard: Oh no...
Em: Fine! I'll wait till I get comments!! But if the readers ask for something, you will have to supply their wants!
My Chemical Romance: [Shudder]
Em: [Sits next to Kay on couch] Well...this is exciting...
Kay: Don't worry. Everything will perk up once you get comments and dares/suggestions.
Em: Hehe [wink wink, nudge nudge.] Well... I think I am out of it for today... Comment! Tell me what you think and tell me what YOU think the character's should do!!
My Chemical Romance: Spare us!
Kay: [glomps onto Bob] We are doing this 'cause we love you!!!
Em: That's it folks! So long and good night until the next time!!
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Thank you Kaiyuri-chan for the idea!Thank you "Read or Die" the manga about a girl who can bend paper to her will....
Thank you Kay for being the bestest ever!
And thank you all for reading! Comment if you want them to do something!!