Read or Die

Em: Okies!! This is turning out better than I anticipated! Which is one of the reasons why I am updating now!! I got 14 comments, 31 readers and five subscribers....I won't mention that this fic got banned because it wasn't in the right 'format' and 'didn't have a plot' so it wasn't considered a story... which is why I have the basic plot it big letters... but don't worry! Everything is fine!

Ray: pfft! Yeah! Keep telling yourself that!

Em: [glares]

Ray: I mean... uh..Comment!! Tell us what to do!!

Em: That is better! Now! [sits on crack-fic couch and opens a letter] Our first comment!! Let us read!!

ofnothingness:

great concept!!! i think they should find a magic lawn gnome who will grant them three wishes!!

Em: [snaps fingers and a magic lawn gnome appears] Ask and you shall receive!

Gnome: Hello My Chemical Romance! I am a Magic Lawn Gnome! Short and stout! Here is my handle here is my spout!! oh...wait.. wrong song... [thinks for a moment]

Mikey: uh....

Gerard: and I thought Em was insane.

Em: [Smacks Gerard] Be nice to the commenter!! She rules your life right now!!

Gerard: Right... sorry...

Em: You'd better be!!

Gnome: [coughs] Uh..hello... still alive and trying to speak here!!

Bob: Oh...right... you are?

Gnome: [sighs] SHUT UP! Now! You get three wishes! Hurry it up so the doom of the world will befall....I mean so that I can go back to doing my Magical Garden Gnome things!!

Frankie: oh... um... [Starts jumping up and down] Oh! Oh! I wish-!

Ray: NO! You can not have a lifetime supply of skittles!!

Frankie: [stops jumping and pouts] but...I wanna da... da skittles!! [big watery pouting eyes] Pwease wray!!

Bob: Grr!! Just let him have them! The worst thing that can happen is him getting sick! At least it'll stop the pouting and baby voice!

Gnome: [tapping foot impatiently] Do the words 'hurry up' mean anything to you?!

Ray: [sighs] Fine!

Frankie: YAY!!! [jumps up and down in excitement] I wish for a lifetime supply of Skittles!!

Gnome: [Nods head] Done! Next wish!

Mikey: So.... Frankie gets Skittles... can I get Unicorns?! Please Ray!!??

Ray: When did I become the mother figure?

Bob: Ever since you were "The Man with the Plan" or the "Slient Genius".

Ray: How does that make me motherly?

Bob: *shrugs* People look up to you?

Ray: Oh... Fine Mikey... nothing bad can happen..right??

Gnome: Nope! Not if you don't include the fact that the unicorns might impale the human race and eat them for dinner... Nothing at all.

Ray: Then I don't see anything wrong with it! [sarcastically]

Mikey: YAY! I'm taking that literally! I wish Unicorns were real!!

Unicorn: [Comes up and stabs Mikey]

Em: [Pops back in] Okay, we can't have any deaths of the main characters! Go find somebody else to eat! Shoo! [Snaps fingers and Mikey is alive again]

Frankie: ugh...I don't feel so good...

Gerard: Aww! Sugar, how many Skittles did you eat?

Frankie: [winces at the words 'sugar' and 'Skittles'] Mrrggh!! Too many!! [Is promptly sick with rainbow colored puke.]

Mikey: Eeeww dude!!

Em: HEY!!! I just got new carpet installed and everything!! [grumbles]

Frankie: mrrgh

Gnome: Is anyone else gonna make a wish?

Bob: Ray.... can i have a cat?! Pwease!!

Ray: Oh dear....[rubs forehead] Not you too.... fine.... Em can just zap it away if it has rabies or something...

Gnome: OoOH! Good idea!

Bob: [pouts] I wish for a cat that doesn't have rabies! [smirks]

Gnome: [Pouts] Fine! [A cat appears as the gnome disappears]

Bob: AWW!!! So cute!!! [bends down to pet it, but it bites him not unlike the cat does to Sakaki in Azumanga Daioh ] AH!! EM!!! TAKE IT AWAY!!!

Em: See you all need me to stay alive.

Bob: [crying] YES! We need you Em!! Take it away!!

Em: [Snaps fingers and the cat disappears]

Frankie: [sobbing as well] Can i not be sick anymore? Please!!

Em: [Snaps fingers] Ok! Next comment lovies!! [Opens another envelope as Kay walks in and settles down on sofa.]

mychememogirl08:

ogmigosh!!
Make frank and gerard get into a fight but end up making out!
please and thank you
btw...i could not stop luaghing :Smile:

Kay: OoOoOoH!! This is gonna be good!!!! I'm glad I stopped by!!

Em: Yuppers! Now Frankie! Gee! You heard the gal!

Frankie: Erm… What should we fight about?

Em: hm… I dunno… Pickles??

Gerard: [Raises eyebrow]

Frankie: Okaaaay….[turns to Gerard] HOW COULD YOU!!!! You took the last pickle in the Jar!!! I wanted it!!!

Gerard: [Shocked slightly, but fires back quickly] I didn’t know!!! Besides, it didn’t have your name on it!!!

Frankie: [pulls out Jar with “Frankie” written in bold letters on it] YES IT DID!!!!!

Gerard: …That wasn’t there before…

Frankie: [stands on tip-toes and forcefully kisses Gerard passionately.] Like my lips weren’t there before? [Drops the pickle jar where it shatters at their feet.]

Gerard: [breathless] Yeah…[Leans down and kisses Frankie again, wrapping his arms around his waist to deepen the kiss.] Exactly like that.

Kay and Em: [drooling] We love slash….

Em: Okay guys! That’s it for today! I wrote like… 4 pages in word…That is a lot… more than any other update I’ve made… I know I only did two comments, but I will use the others in the next few updates!! Don’t worry!! Every comment will be used!! I won’t forget about you lovies!!

Kay: [still watching Frank and Gerard] Slash!!!

[Camera zooms to see Frankie and Gerard still kissing each other softly.]