Read or Die

Em: Another update! Yay!! It's spring Break!!! Well.. anyway. I have some news: DRAMACON 3 IS OUT!! and I read it!! If you all lovely people don't know what that is... it's a manga about an Anime convention. And two people falling in love!

Gerard: You are hopeless.

Em: [Smacks him] Yesh, I know I am a hopeless romantic. That is how I got to be friends with D.J.... I still need to brag to him that I got Dramacon 3 before him.

D.J.: EEPS!! Emma-chaaan! Don't hurt me!!

Em: I won't... but you'd better answer the phone when I call you later!!

Kay: Um... Emmy... You have a lot of comments to complete...

Em:Oh! Right! [Opens an envelope.]

iM_nOt_O_kAy:

YAY!!!
I'M THE BESTEST EVER!!
haha
okay...so...since it was brought up...Ray and Bob should totally make out...because everybody's expecting Gerard and Frank. But you could do that too!! But then Mikey would be all left out!! *sad*
although....you could do a threesome...haha
that would be so evil
MWAHAHAHAHAH!!
[squeaks]I LOVE YOU!![/squeaks]

Kay: YAY!! My Comment! Whooo!!

Bob: Wait... Kay.. you didn't!

Ray: I don't wanna kiss him! [blushes]

Em: You are lying Ray!!

Ray: I'm not!! [Blushes more]

Em: Hun, I'm the writer. I know when you are lying.

Ray: Okay... maybe I am... [Steals a glance at Bob and blushes]

Bob: Wait... Toro... you like me?

Ray: uh... [scratches afro] maybe.. a little.. a smidge?

Em: [Smacks him] Stop lying!!!

Ray: Fine! I like you! I like you a lot!!

Bob: [blushes too] Really.

Ray: Yeah, really! And now every thing's messed up! Every thing's gonna be awkward and it's all because of-

Bob: [cuts Ray off by kissing him] You were saying?

Ray: [eyes wide] but.. I ... you.. You like me?

Bob: Since we met.

Ray: oh... [Kisses him again]

Kay: YAY!!!!

Em: WHOO!! Even when I wasn't a Slash fan-girl I thought they would make a good couple.

Mikey: Oh! SO I am all alone! Frank and Gerard are still kissing from the last chapter! [throws a pillow at both forms]

Gerard: [Breaking away from Frank for the first time since the last chapter] Aww! You jealous little brother?

Veronica: **Nii-san!!!

Mikey: [ Turns away from them] No! Why would I be?! You're my brother!

Frank: [Smirks and comes up behind Mikey and glomps him]

Mikey: Get off me! [Sobs]

Gerard: [Goes around and wipes the tears off Mikey's face and then kisses him passionately]

Frankie: [hugs Mikey from behind and sucks on his neck]

Gerard: Feeling better little bother?

Veronica: Nii-san!!!

Mikey: [nods] yeah! [Kisses Gerard again before turning and doing the same to Frank]

Em: Aww!! Well isn't that sweet? Next comment!!

TAME_THE_WILD_HEART:

OOOOOOOOOOH! MAKE A FOURSOME BETWEEN PETE WENTZ GERARD WAY PATRICK STUMP AND...uh...FRANKIE!
*pete coughs*
Oh. Sowy. I'm Shane!
*pete coughs again*
Ooooooh! and make em (somehow) fight naked! And get Mikey hyper off coca cola!
*Pete sighs and leaves the room*
Sowy. I'm hyper on coca cola.
Coke could mean anything.

Em: [Snaps fingers] This shall prove interesting.

Kay: [Fluffs up pillow on the Crack-fic couch] I know!

Pete and Patrick: [Pops in] What the hell? Where am I?

Em: Since all of My Chemical Romance are busy playing tonsil hockey, I'll explain.

Ray: [Separates from Bob for a moment] You'd do it anyway Emily-Jane.

Em: [Throws pillow at him] Shut up! Anyway. I got a comment saying that I should get you into a foursome. You two with Frerard over there... [coughs]

Fraycest: [Separates. With Mikey looking slightly upset.]

Kay: AW!!! Mikey you can sit next to me! [glomps him then hands him a coca cola]

Em: Okay! So.. now... Make out... kindly... I have a lot of comments to get through!

Frank: Uh...

Pete: This should be fun...

Gerard: [Kisses Frankie because Em is impatient.]

Patrick: [Pulls Pete to Gerard and Frank before in turn slamming his lips onto Pete's.]

Frankie and Pete: [Hands slip down each other's pants]

Gerard and Patrick: [going a step farther and actually helping each other take their jeans off.]

Kay: Wow Em... that's far... for you..

Em: Shut up.. This is my first slash...

Pefretrick: [ Completely strip and are all kissing each other and jerking each other off by taking turns.]

Em: They are naked! Now fight!!!

Frank: Hey! Someone pinched me!

Pefretrick: [Break away from each other]

Gerard: It wasn't me, love. You know I wouldn't.

Patrick: I wasn't on you at the time. I was with Gerard.

Frank: [Glares angrily at Pete] A pinch there hurts! A lot more than a normal pinch! [Attacks him]

Pete: Hey! I didn't mean to! I'- [is attacked]

Gerard: How dare you hurt Frankie!! [Attacks him]

Patrick: Hey! That's my friend you are attacking! [Attacks Gerard and Frank]

Pefretrick: [Rolling on the floor in mass of flailing limbs and punches]

Em: Gah! I hate fighting! [Snaps fingers and everyone's on different parts of the room and unable to move.] Now make up! Don't make me get all Alarice Rahl on you!!

Pefretrick: Sorry...

Em: Good. [Snaps Pete and Patrick out]

Mikey: [Chugging his 5 Coca Cola] Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!! I'm hyyyyyyyyyper!! [jumps on couch]

Em: Not on the couch! Be more cliche! Go and jump on a bed!!

Mikey: {Hops off to jump on Em's bed]

Em: better.

Em's Mother: Time to go to bed!!!!

Em: Sorry guy's... I'll try to post tomorrow! Toodle loo!!