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Bandersnatches and Scapegoats
The adolescent community of America presents: Bandersnatches And Scapegoats; a thrilling tale of the average teenager hoofing it through high school.
In this story, we forget all that thinking, deep and sentimental whiny bullshit and give you the raw sugar of it all; the true high school experience of someone who's actually the infamous 16, not some old creep writing about 16-year-olds with fake and glamorous lives. (Coincidentally, it's true, all 16-year-old girls are gorgeous and have mysterious home-lives and impressive vocabulary--they also fall for that gorgeous bad boy with the mysterious past that sits at the lunch table across the way eating nothing). I'm not the real deal; I'm just one of the true ones.
Join me and my crew, the Bandersnatches of Adolescence, and fight to put your disgustingly average voice on the Interwebs by reading mine. Don't be a scapegoat, kids! Sex, drugs, and Irish punk!
In this story, we forget all that thinking, deep and sentimental whiny bullshit and give you the raw sugar of it all; the true high school experience of someone who's actually the infamous 16, not some old creep writing about 16-year-olds with fake and glamorous lives. (Coincidentally, it's true, all 16-year-old girls are gorgeous and have mysterious home-lives and impressive vocabulary--they also fall for that gorgeous bad boy with the mysterious past that sits at the lunch table across the way eating nothing). I'm not the real deal; I'm just one of the true ones.
Join me and my crew, the Bandersnatches of Adolescence, and fight to put your disgustingly average voice on the Interwebs by reading mine. Don't be a scapegoat, kids! Sex, drugs, and Irish punk!
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12 October, 2011
In which PSATS kick our ass. -
13 October 2011
ugh. -
25 October 2011
In honour of the coming holiday... -
25 October 2011 (Part 2)
Food for thought. (Another article, sorry) -
13 November 2011
*asthma* -
15 October 2011
forgot.