The Many Imaginary Run-Ins with Pete and Brendon.
A chav band and a bored friend.
Day 4:
*Backstage at a Black Cards concert.* *Waiting in a dressing room for the band* *Bebe and Pete walk in* *Emily's in a corner not looking at them to avoid fainting.* *Amy's pacing the room*
Amy: Oi. Chav. Get out. We don't want to talk to you.
Bebe: Did she just call me a chav?
Pete: I think so.
Amy: *pushing "Bebe" out the door* Buh-bye.
emily: giggle.
Pete: That was a bit harsh.
Amy: I don't give a shiz.
Emily: Hel- *faints*
AMY: oh no its contagious! chav cooties.
Pete: Ermmm your mate just fainted
Amy: Yeah that happens a lot aroud you.
Pete: O-kayyy... I think I'm gonna go.
Emily: *lifting head a bit* NOOOO!!! You have to stay! I need to tell you something.
Pete: Are you going to call me a chav?
Emily: No. Come closer...
Amy: Oh dear...
Pete: *leans closer* What is it?
Emily: Your new band Black Cards?
Amy: Here it comes.
Pete: Yeah?
Emily: Is CRAP!
Amy: BOOM! *with little hand thing*
Emily: But your a babe so theres still hope for you.
Amy: But Bebe's a chavy slag who can't sing... So you need to kill her.
Pete: Can I not just fire her?
Emily: *Chants* Kill Her. Kill Her. Kill Her.
my: Trust me. You'll be doing the world a favour.
Pete: *wobbles and accidentally touches Emily* Oops sorry
Emily: *faints*
Amy: Where's Brendon with that water?
*Brendon comes out from hiding behind the couch taking cotton wool out of his ears*
Brendon: Did some one say my name? Oh hi Pete.. erm i wasn't actually.. well yeah.. erm.. water?
Amy: About time *takes water* *throws it on Emily*
Emily: *Jumping up* Whoa!!! Dude! What was that for?
my: *pointing at Brendon* Look who joined us... he was behind the couch like a stalker.
Pete: Yeah why were you behind the couch?
Brendon: *Rubbing back of neck* Well... long story... I was listening to your music... and her voice kind of bored me to sleep...... Sorry.
Emily: *Running up* HIGH FIVE!
Amy: NO WAIT!
Brendon: *high fives Emily* Yeah!
Emily: *faints*
Amy: Oh for gods sake... Got anymore water?
brendon: erm well *looks down*
Emily leans over couch looks and gasps: oh my!
everyone rushes over *giant mountains of glasses filled with water*
Pete: So you were too bored to listen to our music but you had time to fill all these glasses with water?
Brendon: I've gotten used to how these run-ins play out. Watch.
*Brendon goes up and hugs Emily* *Emily faints again*
Amy: Awesomesause.
Pete: Is that a word?
Amy: Shut up. You're in a chav band.
Brendon: OWNED!
*Backstage at a Black Cards concert.* *Waiting in a dressing room for the band* *Bebe and Pete walk in* *Emily's in a corner not looking at them to avoid fainting.* *Amy's pacing the room*
Amy: Oi. Chav. Get out. We don't want to talk to you.
Bebe: Did she just call me a chav?
Pete: I think so.
Amy: *pushing "Bebe" out the door* Buh-bye.
emily: giggle.
Pete: That was a bit harsh.
Amy: I don't give a shiz.
Emily: Hel- *faints*
AMY: oh no its contagious! chav cooties.
Pete: Ermmm your mate just fainted
Amy: Yeah that happens a lot aroud you.
Pete: O-kayyy... I think I'm gonna go.
Emily: *lifting head a bit* NOOOO!!! You have to stay! I need to tell you something.
Pete: Are you going to call me a chav?
Emily: No. Come closer...
Amy: Oh dear...
Pete: *leans closer* What is it?
Emily: Your new band Black Cards?
Amy: Here it comes.
Pete: Yeah?
Emily: Is CRAP!
Amy: BOOM! *with little hand thing*
Emily: But your a babe so theres still hope for you.
Amy: But Bebe's a chavy slag who can't sing... So you need to kill her.
Pete: Can I not just fire her?
Emily: *Chants* Kill Her. Kill Her. Kill Her.
my: Trust me. You'll be doing the world a favour.
Pete: *wobbles and accidentally touches Emily* Oops sorry
Emily: *faints*
Amy: Where's Brendon with that water?
*Brendon comes out from hiding behind the couch taking cotton wool out of his ears*
Brendon: Did some one say my name? Oh hi Pete.. erm i wasn't actually.. well yeah.. erm.. water?
Amy: About time *takes water* *throws it on Emily*
Emily: *Jumping up* Whoa!!! Dude! What was that for?
my: *pointing at Brendon* Look who joined us... he was behind the couch like a stalker.
Pete: Yeah why were you behind the couch?
Brendon: *Rubbing back of neck* Well... long story... I was listening to your music... and her voice kind of bored me to sleep...... Sorry.
Emily: *Running up* HIGH FIVE!
Amy: NO WAIT!
Brendon: *high fives Emily* Yeah!
Emily: *faints*
Amy: Oh for gods sake... Got anymore water?
brendon: erm well *looks down*
Emily leans over couch looks and gasps: oh my!
everyone rushes over *giant mountains of glasses filled with water*
Pete: So you were too bored to listen to our music but you had time to fill all these glasses with water?
Brendon: I've gotten used to how these run-ins play out. Watch.
*Brendon goes up and hugs Emily* *Emily faints again*
Amy: Awesomesause.
Pete: Is that a word?
Amy: Shut up. You're in a chav band.
Brendon: OWNED!
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All our "Run-Ins" are created by us both. Have fun- Emily.