Random Rock Star Plays

Tiff: *Runs to play guitar hero with Frank*

Jess: *watches on the couch while eating Pop Tarts*

Pete: *appears with a cookie*

Jess: *squeels and tackles Pete and hugs him*

Pete: *turns into a pile of skittles*

Frank/Tiff: Oh my GAWD! SKITTLES! *tackles*

Jess: *hisses* BACK OFF! He's MINE! *turns Pete back and bites his neck* HAHA! Now you're a vampire too, just like the rest of us!

Tiff: So what now?

Pete: *thinks* turn Patrick into a vampire!

Jess: Uh how 'bout Gerard?

Frank: Works for me!

Jess: *finds Gerard and bites him* Now both you and Pete are vampires...together. *giggles*

Tiff: *giggles like crazy with Jess*

Gerard: What are they giggling about?

Pete: I don't know...

Gerard: I think they want us to start making out.

Pete: okay lets go!

Frank: HEY! BACK OFF! HE'S MINE!

Jess: *looks at Frank* Don't you have a wife?

Frank: Yes... *looks sad*

Pete: *Makes out with Gerard*

Tiff: But doesn't Pete have a wifey?

Ashlee: *comes in*

Pete: Oh shit

Ashlee: Like oh-em-gee how could you cheat on me?

Tiff: *looks at jessica*

Jess: *nodded*

Tiff/Jess: SHAVE! *points to ashlee*

*random cow falls on ashlee*

Jess: Yeah! Take that you stupid little prep! *smiles evily* *turns around and watches Pete and Gerard make out*

Tiff: *takes out video cam*

Jess: For Youtube?

Tiff: No...for Kiane! *evil grin*

Jess: YAY! Give me a copy of that cuz I really want to watch this over...and over...and over...and ov-

Frank: I think we all get it, Jessica!

Tiff: *starts to film* *hops on Franks back* To the movie theater!

Frank: What the fuck?

Tiff: C'mon! We're gonna make this a film

Frank: *glares at Tiff*

Jess: YAY TOAST! *eats skittles and watch Gerard and Pete make out...without there shirts!*

Frank: Tiffany, I'm not a strong guy. Get off of my back!

Tiff: *smiles* No! You're too uber for that! *continues recording*

Jess: *drools* So hot...

Kiane: *comes in* AHHHHHHH! FERARD! *runs*

Tiff/Jess: ITS A PERARD!

Frank: I'm bored now! *listens to Tiffany's iPod*

Jess: I love this movie!! *stuffs popcorn into her mouth*

Tiff: DARN RIGHT!

*the annoying kid (Matt) from the bus comes in*

Matt: *steals iPod*

Frank: AHHHH! MUSIC IS DEAD TO ME NOW!

Tiff: TERRORIST! TERRORIST! TERRORIST!

Jess: *eyes still glued to the screen* *drools*

Frank: *kills Matt and takes the iPod back from him* *gives it back to Tiff* You're welcome, Tiffany!

Tiff: *tackles Frank and hugs him* You're my new wifey!

*everybody starts laughing (even Gerard and Pete)*

Tiff: Here Frank I even made you a dress! *grins*

Frank: Uh...

Amber: *comes in* HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?

Tiff: Uh-oh, HOW COULD I SAY NO TO that face?

Frank: *puppy dog eyes*

Amber: AWWW! I want him to be my wifey!

Tiff: HELL NO! HE's MINE!

Jess: Yeah! What Tiff said! Yeah! What then?

Amber: *glares at Jess and leaves*

Frank: *stares at Tiff* I love my new wifey! *hugs*

Tiff: *hugs Frank* I bet I can kick your ass at Rock Band!

Frank: YOUR ON!

Tiff: *summins Dragon and flies to her dad's house*

*Tre Cool randomly comes out of nowhere*

Tre: Donut sprinkles?

Jess: HELL YEAH!!! *snorts donut sprinkles* *follows Tiff and Frank to her dad's* *snorts more donut sprinkles* OH YEAH! That's the stuff!

Bob: *pops out of nowhere* Look! Slippers! *smiles*

Kiane: *appears again* BOB BRYAR! *tackles Bob* PURRRRRR!

Bob: *Turns into a cat*

Kiane: Oh my God HE'S EVEN BETTER NOW!

Tiff/Jess: dot dot dot

Tiff: So wanna re-watch Gerard and Pete make out again?

Jess: HELL YEAH!!! *grabs Tre Cool*

Tre: Uh...where we going?

Jess: *evil grin* *straps Tre in the couch and turns on the Perard Movie*

Tre: AUUUUGGGGH! I'M BLIND!

Kiane: *peeks at the Perard* AUUUUGGGH!

Tiff: *pets Frank*

Frank: Um...why are you petting me?

Tiff: You'll see. *evil smiles*

Jess: Okay Tre are you gonna give me Billie Joe's number or not?

Tre: NEVER!

Jess: Its only gunna burn more! *puts Prerard on wide screen tv*

Tre: AHHH! fine here! *give Jess Billie Joe's number*

Jess: *calls billie joe* Hey Billie yeah...no this isn't a random fan girl. I'm good friends Tre and he wants you to watch a very epic movie with him....

Tiff: *drags Frank off to some where secret*

Billie: *comes in* Tre?

Jess: *swings rope in hands and holds duck tape*

Billie: Oh no...

Jess: *straps Billie in the couch next to Tre* *makes them watch Perard*

Billie: *smiles* That's so hot!

Jess: *looks oddly at Billie* I'm not gonna ask.

Tre: AUUUUGGGGH! It burns!

Jess: *looks around* What happened to Frank and Tiff?

-in the closet-

Tiff: *stares at Frank*

Frank: Uh...are you gunna do something bad to me....?

Tiff: Ew! No! I just want a hug!

Frank: Aw! *hugs me*

Amanda: *comes in* Tiffy! *runs up to hug Tiff*

Tiff: No no! You're not invited! *pushed Amanda away*

Jess: *over hears* *grabs Amanda out of the closet* *bans her*

Tre: I can't see! Gerard is licking Pete's face off!

Jess: *looks at the TV* Lucky Pete...

Billie: This is so sexy!

Frank: *looks at Tiff* I've always loved you, Tiffany.

Tiff: *wide eyed* *takes deep even breaths*

Frank: Oh my God! SHE's CHOKING! *presses lips to Tiffany's lips*

Jess: Oh my God! SHE NEED CPR! *grabs two electric wires*

Tiff: Uh...no thanks I'm okay! *sweat drop*

Frank's Wife: *walks in* Why did you do this to me?!?!

Frank: Cuz Tiffany is a better person than you are!

Tiff: I conquer!

Frank's Wife: *starts crying*

Jess: SHAVE!

*a random piano drops on Frank's Wife's head*

Frank: Yay! Now I'm single!

Tiff: No, you're not! *hugs Frank* You're MY wifey!

Frank: *nods* Yes I am.

Tiff: Whoa...

Jess: What?

Tiff: When ever we say shave a random object fall on someone.

Jess: Really?

Tiff: Hmm...lets try it!

*Matt comes walking in*

Tiff: Shave!!!

Matt: *gets crushed by a computer hard drive*

Jess: Yeah! There you go, you terrorist!

Amanda: *appears* Jessica! *runs towards Jess and about to hug her*

Jess: SHAVE!

Amanda: *random pink monkeys tied from balloons falls on Amanda and carries her to Jupiter*

Tiff: Wow...

Frank: It was supposed to hurt her!

Jess: *shrugs* Oh well, she won't bother us anymore!

Tre: AUUUGGH! I don't diserve this kind of torture!

Billie: I do! *smiles and continues to watch Perard*

*Gerard and Pete come out of screen*

Tre: AHHHHHHH! NOW THEY'RE MAKING OUT ON MY LAP!

So Jess and Tiff and Frank told random people they hated to shave and they vanished. Gerard and Pete got married and had an albino child named Zacky. Tre cool was scarred for life. Kiane now writes/read Ferards, Amanda's head exploded from lack of Oxegen, and Billie Joe in now a Porn star!

THE END (of this act!)