Random Rock Star Plays

Tiff: AHHHH!!! and Pete is still going out with Ashlee!!! AHHH! We're trapped in the twlight zone!!! *screams and runs around in circles*

Jess: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pete: *smiles* Ashlee is gay...there's proof...

Ashlee: *smacks Pete* It's over!!! *leaves*

Pete: You see? I told you she's gay.

Tiff: yeah, almost as gay as this pic of Gerard I found, the one with with him snorting a rainbow!

Pete: . . .

Mikey: *sighs* Did Gerard snort skittles...again...

Frank: SKITTLES?! WHERE!?!?!!

Jess: Oh my God, that's not normal!!!

Gerard: Normal is for people that have no lives... *cough* Mikey *cough*

Pete: *points at Mikey* Ooo...he called you normal!!!

Mikey: No!!! I can't be normal!!! I'm too young!!! *cries*

Frank: Where the fuck is my Skittles at?

Tiff: *eats smoothie flavor skittles*

Frank: *sniffs* my skittlessense is tingling!!

Gerard: So what are you going to do about?

Frank: I'M A GUNNA SHOOT MY WEB! *sticks wrist out* *spiderman web blaster appears*

Tiff: *countuies eatting skittles*

Frank: *runs around shooting web at people* I AM SPIDER FRANK!!!

Bob: Hmmmm

Tiff: Whats up Bob?

Bob: I remember one time Frank said Spider man was whiney and stupid...

Tiff: *puts hand on Bob's shoulder* Just let be spider man till he gets his skittles.

Frank: *holds up Revenge gun to some guy* GIMMIE YOUR SKITTLES!

Jess: *pets Gerard* You're so pretty...

Gerard: *smiles*

Pete: What about me?! *pouts*

Jess: You're pretty too, Pete. *pets both Pete and Gerard*

Pete: *smiles* Yay!!!

Bob: Um...wow...

Gerard: You're just jealous, Bob!!!

Frank: Give me your Skittles, Fool!!! *points gun at a random guy*

Tiff: *grabs ultra,cool,epic,hardcore,flameing ninja sword* YEAH! What he said *pokes guy with sword*

Kiane: Stop poking that guy!

Tiff: Why? *pokes guy again*

Kiane: Because its Tre Cool!

Tiff: So?

Kiane: He has a banana!

Tiff: *drops sword* Oh my god! Not a banana! *screams and runs*

Tre: *point banana at Frank*

Frank: Uh oh....

Jess: Tre! Look! Donut sprinkles! *points at the table*

Tre: Oh my God!! *snorts and drops the banana*

Frank: *looks at Jess* You saved my life... *hugs Jess*

Jess: Aw...it was nothing.

Gerard: I don't get a hug?

Frank: *hugs Gerard*

Gerard: Not from you!!! *pushes Frank off*

Jess: *hugs Gerard* All better?

Gerard: *smiles* Yeah...

Frank: *pouts* I wanna hug from someone!!!

Tiff: *hugs Frank*

Frank: YAY!!!!

Doug: *walks in*

Tiff: Oh joy...*rolls eyes*

Doug : *looks at whats going on* *walks out to play Guitar Hero*

Tiff: He's just jealous I'm hugging Frank and he's not!

Doug: Oh yeah I'm soooo jealous...*sarcazum*

Gerard: He sounds like he's funny at parties...(sarcazum)

Tiff: For real *rolls eyes*

Pete *packs bags and moves to the rejected corner* Jess like Gerard more then me!

Jess: NO!! I don't, I like you both the same!! *runs and hugs Pete*

Pete: *smiles* YAY!!!

Gerard: What about me?

Jess: You can join our group hug.

Gerard: *joins*

Doug: Dammit!!! I'm losing to a girl!!

Frank: I'm a guy!!

Doug: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Bob!

Bob: Hey!

Tiff: *goes up to Doug* SHAVE!!!!

-a few moments later-

Tiff: Why didn't anything fall on you, Doug?

Doug: Because I'm not Doug.

Tiff: Then who are you?

Doug: *Rips off face* I'm BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG!

Jess: AHHH! Everything I know is a lie!

Tiff: *turns on creepy sic-fi music* Because were are in The Twlight Zone!!!

Jess: Billie!!! *tackles Billie*

Gerard: What...just...happened? *clutches chest*

Jess: *looks at Gerard: Don't worry, I'm holding him down cuz there's a camera over there. *points at camera*

Gerard: Oh...

Bob: Auuughh!!! Get it away from me!! *smacks camera*

Billie: No!!! It's so innocent...must...dance...in front...of camera.

Jess: No! You can't, it's my camera!! *clutches Billie's wrists so he can't move*

Tiff: Hmmm...so does this mean Billie has been my brother this whole time?

*real Doug comes in*

Doug: No. Your just really slow.

Tiff: Sigh, your right. *grabs ultra, cool,---you know the rest--ninja sword*

Frank: We must go out and ninja in the night! *runs like a ninja*

Tiff: yes. *runs like a ninjas*

*Peter Griffin comes in*

Peter G. : Nyhahahahahahahaha sweet.

Jess: Ummmm okay.

Pete: That was pretty random...*plays with Pete action figure*

Gerard: *holds up his Gerard action figure* What can your action figure do? *wink wink*

So, Peter G. dies cuz Frank and Tiff accidentally kills him with their ninja powers. Jess, Gerard, and Pete becomes action figure buddies. Doug reads a book and is never seen again until Jess said, "We need another action figure buddy." Bob finds his ninja past and goes on a trip with Frank and Tiff.

THE END (of this act)!!!!!!!!!!!!