POM, POM

Ugh! Just look at this disgusting lunch food...or so they call it. I wonder how the school didn't get sued for their so-called food that everyone knows is probably feces. I mean, it's a pile of goop that found its place on a tray at a high school.
Hi! I'm Penelope Othria Merain. AKA Pen. I go to Uster High School, named after someone named Uster, I'm guessing.
Anyway, I probably have the worst life ever. I'm one of the least popular girls at school, I'm called a nerd because I get straight A's, and I never had a boyfriend and I never got a kiss. Well, I got kisses from my parents, but after all the years of saying that I did get kissed by my parents, I found out that parent kisses were utterly stupid.
I can't wait to go to college in hmmm let me think, four more years. I just got into high school and can't wait to get out.
"Hey, Pen!" I hear across the cafeteria.
I look across my shoulders and see Maddy smiling at me.