HA HA HA

I have 6 mommies and 2 daddies. I can name all of them in my head. But I can't in here 'cause there are too many. So one of my mommies will do it for me.
We have Alethea, Connie, Imelda, me, Devera, and Rian, and one I've recently broken up with. The fathers are Chris, and Felipe, one I've also recently broken up with.
My mommie is good at remembering names. I bet she even remembers mine. It really is hard to have fun in family reunions, since my true mommie and daddy speak a different language. I need help to explain most conversations to them from other people. I need a hero. I need....Awesome Batman Face!
Did someone call me? Sorry but I can't go since I'm getting laid with Awesome Catwoman Face. It pretty sucks with her tail bothering me all the time. So I need a lot of concentration. So shut up and quit whining little kid! This is the real world and get a life. Awesome Batman Face, away!
...Oh...Oh, well I guess I can kill him later. Since the main fault is Awesome Catwoman Face, I'll kill her first. Don't worry mommie, I will clean myself up before dinner.
Okay. Make sure you come home early!
Okay, bye!