I'm So Sorry

Terryman: *points at Kevin* Kitty!

Kevin: I’m not a kitty!

*Brocken meows; everyone turns to look at him*

Robin: O.M.F.G. Brocken is a kitty too!

Brocken: Vhat? No!
Jaeger: Ja, you just meowed!
Brocken: I did not! *lifts his hat and there’s a kitten on his head*

Robin: O.M.G. it’s a kitty! It’s gonna turn into a lion and shit rainbows!

Brocken: *throws the kitten at Terry*
Terry: My nose! For the fifth time!

Robin: O.M.G.! Kitty! Save it, witch!
Kevin: Dad, Wally’s not a fucking witch!
Robin: You don’t know that! You’re such a failure Billy. You’re such a loser!

Brocken: *goes over to the door and the Pink Panther music plays* Stop that!
Jaeger: *turns off the music* Sorry.
Brocken: *knocks on the door* Ramenman?
Ramenman: *opens the door a crack* Yes?
Brocken: *tackles him*

Kevin: Through the door! Through the door!
*The door slams shut again*
Kevin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Robin: Yay! More father-Billy bonding time!
Kevin: My name’s not Billy, it’s Kevin!
Robin: Shut up Kevin!
Terryman: At least your not a kitty no more...Crap.
Robin: *looks at Kevin* O.M.G. kitty!
Kevin: NOOOOOOOO! *beats the crap out of Terryman with his own fake leg*

Terry: Ya leave my Daddy alone! *beats up Kevin, kind of*
Bibinba: Ooh, catfight!
Terry: We’re dudes!
Bibinba: I don’t believe you!
Terry: ...Kevin will prove it!
Brocken: *comes back* Thanks Ramenman... *holds up a pack of beer* I’ve got beer! And sausages! *pulls a pack of sausages out of his pants*
Jaeger: Uhhhhhh...
Brocken: Don’t vorry, I’m vearing undervear. My hands vere just full carrying the beer!
Bibinba: Kevin still has to prove him and Terry are dudes!

Robin: I’ll prove it! *rips off his pants*

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *flinches*
Terryman: MY EYES! THEY BURN!
Brocken: You just ruined the sausages and the beer, Robin!

Robin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the beer! Anything but the beer! Kevin, what did you do?!
Kevin: I didn’t do anything, Dad!

Wally: *throws up in a corner* Aw, my lunch!
Brocken: *sets the beer down and backs away from it*
Jaeger: Can’t...Un-see...
Terry: Haha Kevin! Ya got to see your dad without pants!
Jaeger: It vould suck. Glad it’s just Kevin.

Kevin: Hey!

(Ramenman, Buffaloman and Meat run in and start barricading the door*
Terry: Hey, what gives?!
Ramenman: Kid Muscle showed up.
Meat: He had burritos for lunch!

Robin: Burritos? Yea! Are there orphans in them?
Kevin: Dad that’s terrible! Orphans are people too!
Robin: No they’re not, they’re just like you!

Meat: Ouch.

Kevin: That’s hurtful, Dad! *gets a tear in his eye*

Brocken: Kevin, are you almost crying or is that just the light glaring off your helmet?

Kevin: Shut up Brocken! You don’t know anything! *goes and cries in a corner*
Alicia: *shows up* Look what you did, Robin! Our son is crying!
Robin: Haha Kevin! Are you a little girl now? Should I call you Kevina?
Kevin: Dad your stupid when your drunk!
Robin: No I’m not stupid when I’m drunk, I’m stupid always!

Buffaloman: That’s what I was gonna say, he’s always stupid.

Robin: Shut up Buffaloman. I can turn you into...Buffalo wings and eat you!

Buffaloman: I’d like to see you try!

Robin: Bring it! I have level 4 invincibility!

Buffaloman: I’ve got level 5!

Robin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sparkle, attack! *points at Meat*

Buffaloman: I choose you, Witch!
Wally: I’m not a witch! And how do you know they’ve been calling me that?
Buffaloman: Ramenman did it.

Robin: O.M.G., the guy with the epic mustache? It’s like the whole world in a mustache! It’s got one billion power points!

Ramenman: ...Mwahahaha.
Buffaloman: O.M.G. are you evil again?!
Ramenman: I was joking!
Buffaloman: Aw.
Brocken: DADDY! *bursts into tears*

Alicia: Oh no, not this again!
Doctor: We’re making progress!
Alicia: You’re still here? You should have been helping!
Doctor: That’s not my job. My job is to let people express their feelings.
Robin: I feel like a pants-off dance-off!
Everyone else: No thank you!
Robin: Too late! *dances*

Everyone else: Where’s the hurl bucket?!
Meat: I’d rather take my chances with Burrito Boy out there!

Robin: O.M.G. Sparkle! Come dance with me! *picks up Meat*

Meat: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *glasses break*
Terry: Kevin! Do something! Ya gotta save Meat!

Kevin: No way! I’m done with this family!

Buffaloman: Get over here, Kevina!

Kevin: I’m not Kevina! My name’s Robin!
Wally: Why would you want the same name as your dad whose currently traumatizing Meat!

Kevin: Because it’s the name of my grandfather and my great-grandfather and my grandfather before him!
Robin: Even your mom’s real name is Robin! She just changed it to Alicia to make you feel better!
Kevin: Mommy, that’s not true is it?
Alicia: Uhhhh...No?

Terry: Lies!
Wally: Terry you’re the biggest liar I know!
Terry: Witch type lies!

Robin: Yeah! I knew you were a witch. Burn it!
Kevin: Mommy you suck.
Alicia: Well I was just trying to help you. But if you don’t want it, I’ll just take away your X-box!
Kevin: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the X-box!
Robin: Haha! Now it’s my X-box!
Kevin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *bashes his head against the wall until the spike gets stuck*

Buffaloman: Loser!
Terryman: Even the witch is cooler!
Wally: But I’m not a witch!

Robin: Kill the witch! *glomps Wally*

Wally: AHHHHHHHH!
Meat: *foaming at the mouth*
Terry: Whose the liar now, Wally!
Wally: Still...You...Hey, you said my name!

Robin: What’s a ‘Wally’?

Terryman: I think it’s that little robot from that one movie...

Robin: O.M.G. I love that movie! It’s got plants and robots and kittens!
Alicia: There were no kittens in Wall-E!
Robin: Yeah right! This coming from the woman who said there was a naked lady in The Rescuers!

Jaeger: Vhat?!

Robin: Yeah, Alicia’s a liar! Isn’t that right Robin?

Wally: Terry’s the liar!
Terry: Lies! Ya believe me, right Daddy?
Terryman: Not since ya said Kevin was your servant. And in your fan-club.

Kevin: I’m your WHAT?!

Terry: ...In my fan-club?

Kevin: The part BEFORE that! I know I’m in your fan-club, I’ve got the T-shirt. Now what did you say before?

Terry: Um...Daddy?

Kevin: In between that!

Terry: ...Nothing?

Robin: He said you were his servant! Like a maid. See, you are a girl, Kevina!
Kevin: I am NOT your servant, Terry! We’ve been through this before!

Wally: In bed!
Terry: SHUT UP WALLY!
Wally: You didn’t say no!
King Muscle: Terry and Kevin, sitting in a tree, F-U-C—
Terry: SHUT UP!!

Kevin: At least I can get some, King Muscle! *still stuck in the wall*

Terry: Don’t say stuff like that!

Kevin: Oopsies...
Robin: You still never said no...
Kevin: Shut up Dad!
Robin: Your just jealous that I stole your X-box! Now I can play games on it, like Pokemon! I’m gonna catch a Chiao-tzu!
Kevin: Dad you can’t play Pokemon on an X-box!

Wally: Chiao-tzu isn’t even a Pokemon!
Terry: More lies!

Robin: The internet said that Chiao-tzu was a Pokemon, and I believe in the internet like Christians believe in kung-fu action Jesus!

Terry: Wha'?

Alicia: Robin you saw that in an abridged series! That means it isn’t real!
Robin: I don’t even know how to spell "abridged".
Alicia: That doesn’t surprise me.

Wally: Terry’s a liar, Terry’s a liar!
Terry: Lies!

Robin: Or is it true?

Terry: It is not!
Wally: Did you tell Kevin about that thing with Checkmate?
Terry: There was nothing with Checkmate!

Kevin: What thing with Checkmate? Terry are you cheating on me again?

Terry: There was NOTHING with Checkmate, so no!
Jaeger: But vhat about me?
Terry: Shut up Jaeger!

Robin: Terry’s a slut!

Terry: No I’m not!
Wally: I hear you a lot of the time, it’s quite disturbing!

Kevin: Waaa, now I’m getting cheated on, my mom’s real name is Robin and my dad is an idiot!

Terry: *hugs Kevin* I’m sowwy Kevin.

Kevin:No! I don't want your hugs! I don't need them! I don't need anyone! *gets head unstuck from wall and goes and cries with Brocken*
Alisha/Robin:Great! Now look what you've done Robin! Our sons a giant baby!
Robin:I told you Billy was a loser.

Terry: But...But...WAAH! Daddy, I need a hug!
Terryman: Oh hell no! Go ask one of your bed buddies, you seem to have enough of them!
Terry: Jaeger?
Jaeger: Errr...Err...Mien papa *hugs Brocken instead*
Terry: *sits down and cries*
Buffaloman: Too...Many...Tears!

Robin: Everybody here's a Billy!
Kevin:My names not Billy dad...
Robin:Don't tell me what to do you stupid kitty or I'll feed you to the witch!
Kevin:Why mom married you I will never know.

Buffaloman: HEY, I REFUSE TO BE A BILLY!
Terry: I'm just gonna ignore the Billy thing like I've done ever since that one time you got me drunk...Aw crap! I didn't want anyone to find out 'bout that and I've gone and blabbed!
Wally: I'm not a witch!
King Muscle: Nobody knows that, Kevin...Err...Billy! Or was it kitty? Oh whatever, I don't remember anymore...

Robin:He's Bilvintty!
Alisha:Terryman, you let your son drink! Look what it did to Robin!
Robin:Three way!
Alisha:SEE!!! Robin, you're talking about your son!
Robin: I don't have a son, because I'm your father!!!
Alisha:That makes no sense!
Kevin:Does anything he say make sense? And I told you not to let him watch Star Wars!
Alisha:Hush Bilvintty-I mean Billy-I mean...oh just shut up...

Buffaloman: Bilvi-what?
Terryman: No I don't! I didn't know he got drunk! (kicks Terry)
Terry: Hey, ow! (starts crying again) Kevin I need a hug!
Suguru: Three way? Between who?!
Buffaloman: Don't comment if you're not paying attention!
Wally: Who'd want to pay attention to this?

Ramenman: Listen to the witch, he has a good point.
Wally: I'm not a witch! (Bad Romance by Lady Gaga starts playing) Uh, where's that coming from?!
Ramenman: I think Kid Muscle is messing around with the stereo in the hallway.

Robin:Its Billy, Kevin and kitty all mixed together to make Aslan!
Kevin:Dad Narnia's not real.
Robin: I'm not listening*covers ears and starts dancing to the music.
Kevin:Dad put your clothes back on!

Ramenman: Aslan? Narnia? I don't get it...
Wally: You've never read the Chronicles of Narnia, Ramenman?!
Ramenman: I'm sorry, I've been busy teaching people how to wrestle!
Buffaloman: (has his hands over his ears) RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
Terryman: Oh, right. I kinda forgot about the two things Buffaloman hates more than anything: naked Robin dancing and Lady Gaga.
Jaeger: Vell this can't be good!
Buffaloman: (starts running around the room like a madman before tripping over Meat and almost falling on Jaeger and Brocken before Jaeger jumps out of the way so Buffaloman falls on Brocken)
Brocken: @_@
Terry: Ha ha! ...Oh, I just remembered I have to take Kevin's super awesome present back!

Robin:Sparkle nooo!!!!
Kevin:What present!? Someone actually gave me something!?
Robin:You're not allowed to have presents Bilvintty!

Meat: (sits up) Gah...What hit me, a train?
Ramenman: Close. Buffaloman.
Meat: O_O
Terry: Yeah, I have a really awesome present for you, but I guess if you're still mad at me for what happened with Checkmate and Jaeger, then I'll have to take it back...And I can give him a present if I want to, Robin, so shut up!

Robin:Sparkle you're OK!(glomps Meat)Never leave me again!
Kevin:I'm not mad anymore Terry I promise!(starts tearing up)
Alisha:Oh grow up Kevin!

Meat: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (faints)
Wally: No Kevin! The presents a bribe! A bribe I say!
Terry: Stop lying Wally...Yay your not mad anymore! (hugs Kevin and then gives him a PSP)
Terryman: Well maybe he's not mad, but you will be...Here Jaeger, have a look at these! (hands Jaeger an envelope of photos)
Jaeger: Vhat...? (starts looking through the photos) Oh...My...God...(bursts into laughter, starts crying from laughing so hard)
Terry: Daddy, no! You didn't!
Terryman: (takes back the photos from Jaeger) Yeah I did. (hands the photos to Kevin, they turn out to be pictures of Terry when he was a baby)
Terry: But Mama went all paparazzi on me with those!

Kevin:Awe you were so cute!
Robin:Cuter than my hideous son; what'dya think the mask is for?
Kevin:Dad you wear a mask too...right now only a mask unfortunately...
Robin:Ya but that's only because my smexyness would blind people!(starts singing I'm Too Sexy)