I'm So Sorry

Alisha: Jaeger control your father!
Robin: It's stinky in here! Waaa! TToTT
Kevin: Now will you let us out!!!!
Doctor: Still not happening.
Kevin: Urgh!!! When I get out of here I'm gonna do such illegal things to you.
Alisha: (barf)

Jaeger: I can't! Nor do I vant to after vhat he just did!!
Brocken: (starts barking like a dog)
Terryman: Ugh...
Buffaloman: I want out!
Terry: Save it, that's useless.

Alisha: It's like dying!
Kevin: We need to do something with him! Check his clothes for more tranquilizers!
Robin: I wanna go home!!!!(starts sobbing) Doggies scare me!

Buffaloman: Jaeger check his pants!
Jaeger: Vhy me?
Buffaloman: Because I'm not doing it! (starts checking Brocken's jacket)
Jaeger: But vhy vould he have tranquilizers in his pants?
Buffaloman: It's Brocken, who knows! ...Well I've got nothing.
Jaeger: (starts checking Brocken's pants)
Brocken: (starts growling at Jaeger)
Jaeger: Yipe, down Dog--I mean papa!!

Kevin: *snorts*You call your dad 'papa'?
Alisha: Shut it Kevin!(smacks on head)
Robin: Bad doggie!
Alisha: Did you find any tranquilizers yet!? He's scaring Robin!

Jaeger: Vell it's better than 'Daddy'!
Terry: Hey shut up!
Brocken: (bites Jaeger's pant leg)
Jaeger: Stop that! As I thought, he doesn't have tranquilizers in his pants.
Buffaloman: (checks Brocken's shirt) Come on...

Kevin: They've gotta be somewhere!(checks one of Brocken's boots)
Robin: Ahhh! Kill it! Kill it!
Alisha: You know Wally's still on fire...I think he's actually dead...Oh well!
Kevin: ...Guys I'm gonna suggest something gross.
Alisha: What?
Kevin: Maybe they're in his underpants...
Alisha: o_o'
Kevin: Ya...

Buffaloman: If they're in his underpants, THEY CAN STAY THERE!!!
Brocken: Rrrrrrr!
Jaeger: Stop it!
Terry: (checks Brocken's other boot)
Jaeger: Vait, vhat if he doesn't HAVE any more tranquilizers?
Buffaloman: Then we're shit outta luck, but don't talk like that!

Alisha: There must be more! There just must!
Kevin: Jaeger can check! Brocken's his "papa"!
Robin: I'm scared! Robin help me!(hides behind Alisha)
Alisha: Don't call me that!

Jaeger: Oh hell no, I'm not checking his undervear!
Terryman: Just do it!
Jaeger: No!
Brocken: (stops biting Jaeger's pants and goes and starts humping Terry's leg)
Terry: JAEGER JUST CHECK!!

Alisha: O~O"'
Kevin: That just makes my brain want to die.
Robin: (sobers up for a second)CHECK HIS FUCKING UNDERWEAR JAEGER OR I WILL HURT YOU IN PLACES YOU NEVER KNEW EXISTED!!!!

Terry: How do you think I feel!!!!????
Jaeger: EEP!!! (checks Brocken's underwear and finds one more dart) ...Vhy he vould keep that there I don't know...
Brocken: (spots the dart and lets go of Terry's leg) O_O Not the tranquilizer, anything but the tranquilizer!!!

Robin: -_- Get'em.

Jaeger: I'm not comfortable touching this... (holding the dart away from himself)
Brocken: If I put my undervear back on, vill you not use the tranquilizer?!
Jaeger: Put your pants on too.
Brocken: Just the undervear.
Jaeger: ...Arguing vith you about this is awkward, so fine!
Brocken: (puts his underwear back on)

Alisha: Thank goodness!
Kevin: Soo much better!
Robin: Is the dog gone?
Alisha: Yes the dog is gone.
Robin: Huzzah!

Jaeger: Phew...
Brocken: Hmph. (goes off to the bathroom)
Buffaloman: Well that was an improvement.
Terry: ANYTHING was an improvement from him humping my leg! Eegh!
Natsuko: (wakes up) ...What happened?
Terryman: You don't wanna know!
Natsuko: Why are Brocken's clothes everywhere?
Terryman: You don't wanna know.

Alisha: Why does everyone ask what happened when they wake up!? It's obviously something disturbing and gross!
Robin: There was a doggie!
Kevin: Look, we're still not out of here so what does it matter what happened?

Natsuko: I dunno, I just wanted to be caught up.
Terryman: No you don't.
Natsuko: Ok then.
Brocken: (comes out of the bathroom without his underwear)
Jaeger: AGHGHGHGHGH!! Ve had a deal!!
Brocken: (sticks his tongue out at Jaeger)
Natsuko: ...Alrighty, well that was more than I wanted to see.

Alisha: Well atleast you're basically caught up now.
Kevin: Okay bring on the tranquilizer.
Robin: Destroy him!
Kevin: Ummm we're just putting him to sleep...
Robin: Suuuurrrree.

Natsuko: Alrighty then...I could've went my whole life without seeing that.
Brocken: No! No tranquilizer! (runs back to the bathroom)
Jaeger: ...If he comes back out, he better have his undervear on.
Natsuko: ...Disturbing.
Terryman: You're just glad you didn't see Brocken hump Terry's leg.
Natsuko: O_O

Robin: Haha! That was funny!
Alisha: No it wasn't!
Kevin: Maybe we should board up the bathroom?
Alisha: With what? Wally's dead body?

Terry: That was really, really disturbing...I so have to burn these pants later!
Brocken: (comes back out with his underwear on)
Jaeger: Phew, that's better...AGAIN. You don't get a third chance!
Brocken: Ok, ok...

Robin: Underpants Gnomes!
Alisha: Uhhh yaaa....
Kevin: Hasn't he run out of beer YET!?
Robin: Mine!

Brocken: Ahahahahaha underpants gnomes!
Terryman: When will he run out of beer?!
Jaeger: Likely never.
Terryman: That's unfortunate.

Alisha: So is everything that's been happening in here since-since-well pretty much since Wally showed up through the window.
Kevin: Ya our therapy was going fine before the rest of you idiots showed up!
Robin: It wasn't smelly ether!
Kevin:Exactly!

Terry: We wouldn't of shown up if we knew we weren't gonna be able to leave later!!
Buffaloman: And it wouldn't stink if Brocken hadn't decided the floor would be a suitable place to take a shit!
Brocken: Ahahahaha!

Kevin: Shut the hell up Brocken!
Robin: Brockenman!
Alisha: Why'd you even show up at all!? This our family therapy session!

Terryman: Uhh..We showed up 'cause we had an appointment.
Jaeger: So did ve!
Buffaloman: Pftt...Ahahahahaha! That shitty doctor booked you all at the same time!
Natsuko: So why are you here?
Buffaloman: I was watching the door then ran in here to escape Kid Muscle's gas...Wait if you guys had an appointment why'd you show up so late?
Natsuko: Oh, that was just between Terryman and Terry. I just showed up 'cause I was wonderin' where the hell they were.
Jaeger: Vhy'd Vally show up?!
Brocken: Buttmonkey!
Buffaloman: Yeah we know your a buttmonkey Brocken, now shut up.

Robin: Slutty McButtsex!
Kevin: Okay dad we get it, Terry's a slut.
Alisha: I don't even think that guy was a doctor...*shifty eyes*
Kevin: It's highly unlikely.

Terry: Man, I thought everyone was done with the Slutty McButtsex thing!
Brocken: Slutty McButtsex! Slutty McButtsex!
Buffaloman: You're the one who was humping his leg...
Brocken: Vhatever! Ahaha!

Kevin: So basically all Brocken does when he's drunk is laugh, shit and hump things...way worse than dad.
Robin: Sluuuuttttyyyy McBuuuutttttseeeex.
Alisha: That's never going to be over with.

Jaeger: Ja. Vay vorse.
Terry: Ahhhh!
Brocken: (barks like a dog again)
Buffaloman: Not that again!!

Alisha: Oh joy.
Kevin: I forgot about that.
Robin: Ahhh! Get it away!
Alisha: Out of everything, you're scared of dogs?*eyeroll*
Robin: Waaaa!!!

Jaeger: Please don't do the dog thing again!
Brocken: (stops barking)
Jaeger: ...Don't hump anything either!!
Brocken: You're not fun!!!

Alisha: You're having too much "fun".
Robin: Away with ye!
Kevin: Not the pirate bull again!

Buffaloman: This is complete bullshit!
Terryman: Don't you mean buffalo shit?
Buffaloman: Ha ha very funny...I'm gonna kill you.
Terryman: Ok, ok I didn't mean it!
Brocken: (starts making buffalo noises)
Buffaloman: *eyetwitch* Must...resist...urge...to kill everyone...

Alisha: Oh calm down Buffalo Wings atleast he's not humping your leg.
Robin: And you're still not Kevin!
Alisha: That too.
Kevin: I'm standing right here you know.

Brocken: (starts humping Buffaloman's leg)
Buffaloman: THANKS FOR GIVING HIM THAT IDEA!! (pulls Brocken off)
Natsuko: Blegh...

Alisha: When did life get weirder and creepier than normal?
Kevin: Weirder: When daddy called Wally a witch, Creepier: Right about the time Brocken got naked.
Robin: He's icky!
Kevin: I know...I know...

Terryman: Yeah, that's probably pretty accurate.
Buffaloman: (holds Brocken out at arms length) Ugh...Jaeger, give me that tranquilizer!
Jaeger: Alright! (ends up dropping it) ...Oops!

Alisha: Good idea.
Kevin: Get it!
Robin: Mine!(grabs tranquilizer)
Kevin: Not you!
Robin: (sticks himself with needle)Ow! That's point-zzzzzzzz!
Kevin:FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!

Jaeger: Oh sauerkraut! That just had to be the last one too!
Buffaloman: This is all YOUR fault!!
Brocken: No more tranquilizers? (grins)
Buffaloman: Oh good god...

Kevin: Why couldn't you just leave him tied up!!!???
Alisha: Please don't naked again. Please don't get naked again.
Robin: Zzzzzz-Sparkle-zzzzzz-kill all humans-zzzzzz.
Alisha: O_O

Buffaloman: He was driving me CRAZY!!
Brocken: (gets naked again)
Buffaloman: ...Yep, saw that coming.
Terry: Ugh...

Robin: Zzzzzz-you suck Kevin-zzzzz-worst son ever-zzzzzzzz-Slutty McButtsex.
Alisha: AND THIS ISN'T WORSE!!!???
Robin: Zzzzz-idiot-zzzzzz.
Kevin: Mien eye! Mien eye! Mien eye! You should have sucked it up like a real man!

Buffaloman: I didn't really think about the consequences!!!
Terryman: That's obvious.
Buffaloman: Hey, the three things I absolutely can't stand are 1- Lady Gaga, 2- Naked Robin dancing, and 3-Brocken screaming like a bitch!!!
Brocken: (starts singing horribly off-key)

Robin: (starts sleep-dancing)Zzzzzz-bad romance!
Kevin: Well there you go that's what you get.
Alisha: Haha! :P

Buffaloman: RAAAAAAAAHHH!!
Brocken: Mein eye! MEIN EYE!!!!
Buffaloman: ...Okay that's it I'm killing everyone.
Terryman: Come on, don't be hasty...!

Kevin: Good then atleast in some sense we'll be the hell outta here.
Alisha: Mein eye! Mein eye!
Robin: Telephone-zzzzzz.(continues to sleep-dance)
Kevin: Mein eye!
Robin: Zzzz-crazy accent-zzz.

Buffaloman: Kevin has a good point...I'm not killing anyone.
Terry: Aw, can't you kill me?
Buffaloman: ...In your case, I'm going to stop you from killing yourself.
Terry: Damnit!

Kevin: Terry if you don't stop from being emo right now I'm going to make it my life's goal to create something that keeps you alive FOREVER.
Robin: (goes back to regular sleeping)
Alisha: Atleast that's over with.

Terry: But I have nothing to live for!!! (hugs Kevin's leg) Don't try to keep me alive forever!!
Brocken: (still singing horribly)
Buffaloman: Aw shut up! (shoves Brocken's sock in Brocken's mouth)
Natsuko: I wish this was just a horrible, horrible nightmare.

Alisha: I think it is. It's just one horrible nightmare from which we will never wake...T_T
Kevin: Get the hell off of me Slutty!(shakes Terry off of his leg)And it's your own fault you have nothing to live for!
Robin: You suck Kevina-zzzzzzzzzz.
Kevin: Shut up.
Alisha: He's sleeping...
Kevin: I know, it's just a reaction.

Natsuko: How unfortunate...
Terry: Nooooo!!! (wraps his arms and legs around Kevin's leg)
Buffaloman: Haha, I forgot about Kevina!
Brocken: (humps Buffaloman's leg again)
Buffaloman: STOP DOING THAT!!!

Kevin: That's what you get! Now, GET THE HELL OFF TERRY OR I'LL TEAR OFF YOUR BALLS AND USE THEM FOR CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS!!!!
Alisha: Whoa. Someone has anger issues. ^_^
Robin: Shhh, sleeping-zzzzz

Buffaloman: Doesn't everyone in here have anger issues? ...That reminds me...(pulls Brocken off his leg)
Terry: But Keviiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!!!
Natsuko: ...I wish we could get outta here.

Alisha: Well that's true...ether that or they're stupid as all hell.
Robin: Juicy Fruit-zzzz-is gonna move-zzzzzzzz-ya.
Kevin: SHUT UP!(starts bashing Terry's head against the steel on the window)

Terry: Ow..Ow..Ow..Ow..Ow..
Brocken: Ahahaha, shoulda had a V8!
Buffaloman: Ugh...

Alisha: That was just awful no matter how drunk you are.
Kevin: UGH!!!! TAKE THIS TERRY! YOU CHEATING SLUT-BAG!
Alisha: Well atleast something enjoyable is happening now.

Brocken: Vhatever, ahahahaha!
Terry: Ow..Ow..Ow..Ow..
Terryman: I suppose.
Buffaloman: ...Kevina, ahahahaha.

Kevin: Rrrrrrrrr.
Alisha: He's like an angry cat.
Kevin: Call me Kevina one more time and see what happens...

Buffaloman: Oh just go back to bashing Terry. It was fun to watch.
Terry: Thank you for taking pleasure in my pain.
Buffaloman: No problem.
Brocken: Dirt squirrel!
Terry: ...What the hell?

Robin: (wakes up)Dirt squirrel!(falls back asleep)
Alisha: Well that was odd.
Kevin: Fine. But watch yourself.(goes back to bashing Terry)This is for everytime you cheated on me you whore!
Robin: Slut! Zzzzzzz.
Kevin: That too!

Terry: Ow..Ow..Uhh, wait one sec. I'm almost certain most of it happened BEFORE I EVEN MET YOU, so it technically ain't cheatin'. Go ahead and just pound me into dirt for Checkmate and Jaeger though. Ow..
Brocken: (says something weird in German)
Jaeger: ...That makes no sense vhatsoever. o_O

Alisha: What'd he say?
Kevin: Fine I'll beat the freaking crap outta you for lying about me being your first!
Robin: Zzzzzz-lies! Zzzzzzz.

Terry: Ow..Alrighty then, though I really did think you were my first...Ow..
Jaeger: He said that space monkeys vere coming for his pants. O_O
Buffaloman: ...I dunno what to say to that.