I'm So Sorry

Kevin: RAWR-Wait what? Space monkeys?
Alisha: That's just weird...
Kevin: Awe well!(continues to beat Terry like a pinata)

Jaeger: That's just vhat he said...
Buffaloman: One of the weirdest things I've ever heard.
Terry: Ow..Ow..Ow..Are you almost done venting yet? Ow..

Kevin: No!
Robin: Zzzzz-space monkey.
Alisha: Robin are you actually asleep?
Robin: (opens one eye)Shhh.
Alisha: YOU'VE BEEN AWAKE THIS WHOLE TIME!?
Robin: I wanted a nap so I pretended to stick myself.(shows full tranquilizer dart) See? I are smart!
Kevin: Give me that!!!(yanks tranquilizer dart away) This is for being naked and humping everything!(injects into Brocken's last, good eye) ARGH!!!

Brocken: (collapses without a sound)
Jaeger: Uhh...I hope his eye's gonna be okay vhen he vakes up...
Terry: Woo...I feel light-headed...Ooh I'm seein' stars! Sorta like the last time I slept with Kevin 'cept this just don't feel good...
Buffaloman: Well Brocken's out and Terry seems like he's gonna be out in a few more minutes...Yay!

Alisha: I really didn't need to hear that about my son...
Kevin: I wonder what happens to us if we all just go unconscious?
Robin: Sleepytime!(goes back to sleep)

Buffaloman: Whatever, it's not the worst thing that's been said in here.
Terryman and Natsuko: (both of them are already asleep)
Buffaloman: Hey, when'd they fall asleep?
Terry: (passes out)

Alisha: Maybe they got bored?
Kevin: Let's see, Terry, and Brocken are passed out, Terryman, Natsuko and dad are sleeping, Wally's dead...that just leaves me, you, Buffalo Wings, Checkmate and Sparkle.

Jaeger: Don't forget about me!
Buffaloman: Go to sleep or something already we wanna know what happens if we're all unconscious!
Checkmate: (goes to sleep)
Meat: o_o

Alisha: Nighty-night.(falls asleep)
Kevin: C'mere Sparkle!(picks up Meat and slams him into a wall)

Meat: (passes out)
Jaeger: Uhh...I'm just gonna go to sleep... (goes to sleep)
Buffaloman: (pretends to fall asleep)

Kevin:(goes to sleep)

Buffaloman: (once Kevin's asleep he sits up) ...Suckers. (pulls out a chocolate bar and eats it)

Robin: CHOCOLATE!!!!!(body slams Buffaloman and steals the chocolate)Bad Kitty!
Kevin: You had food this whole time! You son of a bitch!(starts beating Buffaloman)
Alisa: Wha-chocolate? YOU HAD CHOCOLATE!? RAAAAA!(attacks Buffaloman)

Buffaloman: Ow! Ow! You assholes were supposed to be asleep! Ow!
Jaeger: (wakes up) Vha...?
Natsuko: (jumps up) What's going on?!

Alisha: He had food!
Kevin: And he was trying to eat it all himself!
Robin: Bad Kitty! Our chocolate!

Buffaloman: Hey, any of you would've done the same thing!!
Natsuko: ...True, but since it wasn't me, I'm pissed off now! (starts kicking Buffaloman in the head)

Kevin: You dirty bastard!(breaks Buffaloman's nose)
Alisha: I will kill you!
Robin: *shifty eyes*(eats the rest of the chocolate bar)

Buffaloman: (holds his nose) Well Brocken's been holding out on food too!
Jaeger: Nein, nein! (takes the tranquilizer out of Brocken's eye) I don't know vhat he's talking about!
Buffaloman: I'm talking about the pack of sausages Brocken's had in his jacket the WHOLE time!!

Alisha: WHAT!?
Kevin: Gimme that jacket!!!
Robin: Chocolate river!

Brocken: (wakes up) Uhhh...
Jaeger: (grabs Brocken's jacket) Nein, nein!
Buffaloman: Hand over the jacket Jaeger!

Kevin: You don't get the jacket! You already ate something!
Alisha: Just give us the jacket Jaeger and no one gets hurt.
Kevin: Yes Jaeger, just give us the jacket.

Buffaloman: Yeah, I had a chocolate bar that Robin stole!!
Jaeger: Nein, nein! Buffaloman's a liar, there are no sausages!
Buffaloman: Bullshit Jaeger, bullshit!!

Kevin: Well if there's no food just hand over the jacket Jaeger...
Robin: You ate some first you dirty birdy!
Alisha: Robin some days I just wanna smack you...

Jaeger: Uhh...Uhh...Nein, nein, nein!!!
Brocken: Vhat the--O_O
Buffaloman: looks like Brocken's awake and sober...You still stole it!

Kevin: See!? He does have food! Get him!(chases Jaeger)
Robin: Stop yelling at me! Waaaaaaa!!!! TT_TT
Alisha: Good job Buffaloman!
Kevin: Give me the sausage Jaeger!
Alisha: So Brocken...hows it feel to be blind?

Jaeger: AHHHHH!! (runs from Kevin) NEVER!!!
Buffaloman: Whatever...
Brocken: Uhh..Pretty shitty.
Buffaloman: Nice choice of words there, because you took a shit on the floor earlier.
Brocken: Vh-Vhat?!

Alisha: Did you not notice the smell?
Kevin: Hand it over!(grabs onto one of Jaeger's legs)
Robin: Trust me, it's not chocolate.

Jaeger: AGHGHGHGH!! (falls) LET GO, LET GO!
Brocken: I'm sorry, I'm more concerned vith BEING BLIND!!! (starts cursing in German)
Buffaloman: What's he saying?
Jaeger: ...You don't wanna know.
Buffaloman: Good enough for me!

Kevin: Give me the coat!!!
Alisha: Give him the coat Jaeger!
Robin: Brocken, how many fingers am I holding up? ^_^

Jaeger: ...F-Fine...(reluctantly gives Kevin the coat) TT_TT
Brocken: I DON'T FUCKIN' KNOW I CAN'T SEE!!! RAAAHH!!
Buffaloman: ...Well, it's not like he can really kill anyone.

Robin: It's what makes it fun!*gasp* We should play Marco Polo!
Kevin: (digs through pockets)Found it!
Alisha: Okay we need to divide it up into enough pieces for me, you, Brocken, Natsuko, Terryman...*sigh* and I guess Jaeger.
Kevin: What about Terry and Checkmate?
Alisha: Shhh they're sleeping, they never need to know.
Robin: Polo!

Brocken: NEIN, NEIN, NEIN! NEIN MARCO POLO!!
Buffaloman: (hands Brocken his pants) Here, it seems like your gonna have a fit soon so you might want these.
Brocken: My pan--I'm naked again aren't I?
Buffaloman: Yes. I'd find your underpants for you but I don't wanna touch those.
Terry: (wakes up) Ow...
Jaeger: ...Vell Terry's avake now, but let's just not give him any!
Terry: Give me any what?

Kevin: None for you slut!(gives a piece of sausage to everyone except, Terry, Buffaloman, Robin and anyone still asleep)
Alisha: Haha!(eats sausage)
Robin: Polo! Polo! Polo!

Terry: Hmph.
Brocken: Can someone hit him for me?!
Buffaloman: Nope.
Brocken: (just eats his piece) ...I feel slightly less cranky now.

Robin:Polo.
Alisha:No ones playing with you.
Robin:Lies!
Kevin:I already hit him. It's someone else's turn.(eats sausage)

Brocken: ...And I'm back to feeling extremely cranky again.
Buffaloman: ...Polo!
Brocken: AGHGHGHGHG RAAAAAAAHHHH!!! (starts cursing in German again)
Buffaloman: That's hilarious.

Robin:No Brocken! You're supposed to say Marco!
Alisha:Well if you can't beat 'em-Polo!
Kevin:Polo.

Brocken: ...I refuse. (puts his pants on) I hate you all.
Buffaloman: Polo.
Natsuko: Polo!
Brocken: ...Marco...

Robin:Yays! Come get me Brocken! ^_^
Kevin:Poooollllooo!!!
Alisha:Polo!
Robin:Polo!(hides right behind Brocken)

Brocken: (tries to find anyone and almost trips over Checkmate) Ugh...
Buffaloman: Polo.
Natsuko: Polo!
Terry: Poli..I mean Polo!

Kevin: *sigh*Terry if you're going to play, play it right. Geez.
Alisha: Over here Brocken!
Robin: (still hiding behind Brocken following his every step)
Kevin: Come on Brocken!

Terry: I mispoke, okay?! Polo.
Brocken: Fuck off!
Buffaloman: Yeah guys, he can't cheat!
Brocken: You shut up Buffaloman!

Kevin: Just play Brocken.
Alisha: Polo!
Kevin: Polo.

Brocken: Fine! Only if it makes you all shut up after! (keeps trying to find anyone)
Buffaloman: Polo.
Natsuko: Polo!
Terry: Polo..

Alisha: He's supposed to say Marco first idiots.
Kevin: Then you say 'polo'.

Brocken: Either vay...I QUIT!!!
Buffaloman: Ok then what now?

Kevin: Well this sucks.
Alisha: That was the only enjoyment we've had for hours!
Robin: (still behind Brocken)POLO!!!

Brocken: Don't care! (kicks backwards)
Buffaloman: Great, this is gonna be boring now!
Brocken: Still don't care!

Robin: Hey a leg!(grabs Brocken's leg and starts spinning him around)Wee! He's a ballerina!
Kevin: Hahahaha!
Alisha: Well now it's fun again.
Robin: Spiny!

Brocken: PUT ME DOWN!!!!! (starts cursing in German yet again)
Buffaloman: Haha!
Natsuko: Woosh!

Robin: Whoo hoo! Happy fun time!
Kevin: Hahahaha!!!(starts tearing up)
Alisha: Spin that ballerina.

Brocken: I MEAN IT THIS TIME, PUT ME DOWN YOU FUCKING TWIT!!!!
Buffaloman: Ah, no matter how angry he gets that's hilarious!
Natsuko: I think it gets funnier the angrier he gets!

Alisha: Brocken he's not going to listen.
Robin: I feel pretty, oh so pretty!
Kevin: (rolling around on the floor)
Robin: Here!(shoves a tutu on Brocken then continues to spin him.)Every ballerina needs a tutu!
Kevin: HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Brocken: (rips the tutu off)
Terry: Come on Kevin it ain't that funny...
Natsuko: Terry, what the hell? It's Robin spinning a screaming, angry Nazi! Of course it's funny!
Buffaloman: Don't Germans always sound angry anyway?
Natsuko: Yes, but that's not the point.
Brocken: Vay to be racist people!

Alisha: You have the humor of a wet towel Slutty.
Robin: Bad Brocken!(puts another tutu on Brocken)Pretty!
Kevin: Pssshhh! Haha!
Robin: Wee!(starts to spin faster)

Brocken: (rips the tutu off again) ...I'm think I'm going to hurl... (barfs)
Buffaloman: (jumps back as it splatters everywhere) Ew.
Terry: Stop calling me Slutty!

Alisha: It's your own fault.
Kevin: (silently laughing)
Robin: It's a sprinkler!
Kevin: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Terry: No it ain't!
Brocken: I vish I vould be put down...Vait actually I vish I could see more, but since that isn't going to happen thanks to you assholes...
Buffaloman: Great, a German with a grudge. The last time we saw one of those was WW2.
Brocken: More...Racism...Just vhat ve needed!

Alisha: Buffaloman racism is just wrong! even against Nazis.
Kevin: It is too you whore.
Robin: I'm singing in the rain! I'm singing in the rain! What a beautiful feeling! I'm singing in the rain!
Kevin: Haha! That's gross.

Buffaloman: I was just saying...When's the last time YOU saw a German guy with a grudge?!
Terry: No it ain't!
Brocken: Ew...

Alisha: I'm from England and we moved to Japan how the hell would I know!?
Kevin: It totally is Terry or shall we go find more videos?
Robin: I have thousands! One involving a horse!
Alisha: O_O
Kevin: O_O Wha-what!?
Robin: ^_^ Supersonic Spin time!(spins even faster)