I'm So Sorry

Kevin: Terry wouldn't even attempt to swallow anything, and yet I would do it for him...douche...
Robin: Nummy!
Alisha: (just plugs her ears)
Kevin: It tasted like seawater.

Terry: You know it makes me sick! And you don't have to announce what it tasted like...
Jaeger: Vell everything else seems to be 'coming' out!
Brocken: Agh, that vas awful...

Alisha: Jaeger you really suck at telling jokes.
Robin: Boo!
Kevin: Well did you have to throw up all over the bed!?

Jaeger: (shrugs) Ok, I'll accept I'm not funny.
Brocken: Good. Because your as funny as getting wisdom teeth removed.
Jaeger: ...Ow.
Terry: I didn't mean to!!

Alisha: Why is every father here so mean to their son?
Robin: Because we're awesomer!!!
Kevin: AND you made me clean it up!
Alisha: Worst. Boyfriend. Ever.

Brocken: Even vith the visdom teeth crack, I'm still the nicest father.
Jaeger: ..Ja, that vas the only mean thing you said to me...I think. Despite vhen you punched me in the head, but I think I deserved it.
Brocken: You do.
Terry: I woulda thrown up again!!

Kevin: You're such a wimp!
Alisha: It's sad that the still slightly abusive father is the best one...
Robin: Two minutes! Hurray!
Alisha: Thank goodness.

Terry: I know!
Natsuko: That it is...
Buffaloman: Two minutes! Yeah!!!!

Kevin: Well do you have to make it so obvious?
Alisha: Atleast we're not abusive...to our kids I mean.
Robin: Pinata!
Kevin: As fun as it is Terry is not a pinata.
Robin: Might as well be, atleast people would like him then.

Terry: Yes, yes I do. People would notice anyway.
Brocken: At least I'm not alvays insulting Jaeger.
Jaeger: Ja.
Terry: ...I didn't expect anything other than that, so I'm not going to say anything about it.

Alisha: Well atleast you CAN'T become abusive now that you're blind.
Robin: Polo!
Kevin: Polo.
Alisha: Polopolopolopolo!!!!

Brocken: NOT THIS AGAIN!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Terryman: Haha!
Brocken: It's not funny!
Terryman: Sure t is!!

Robin: Come get me Brocken!
Alisha: Polo! Polo!
Kevin: C'mon and play!
Robin: (goes up behind Brocken) POLO!!!

Brocken: I'M NOT PLAYING!!!!
Terryman: Calm down it's just a game...
Brocken: How about I stab you in the eyes then start yelling 'Polo' at you?!
Terryman: Sheesh...And you only lost one eye to a knife!
Brocken: Vhatever! ...Oh god it vas mein own knife too!
Natsuko: Well that teaches you to carry knives doesn't it?
Brocken: Shut up!!

Robin: Polo!!!

Brocken: Ugh...I vill not play!!
Terryman: You're no fun.
Brocken: I know that!

Robin: He's from Germany...
Alisha: That's a stereotype.
Robin: But it's true!!!!
Alisha: Ugh! How much time left now!?
Kevin: A minute and thirty.

Brocken: No it's not!!
Terryman: Yes it is.
Brocken: No!!
Terryman: Yep.
Dik Dik: (shows up a minute and 30 seconds later)

Robin: Dik Dik's here!
Alisha and Kevin: GET US THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!

Dik Dik: Uhh...What happened to Wally...?
Terry: Don't waste time asking questions!!! Just get us outta here!!!
Dik Dik: Uhh...Sure...?

Alisha: Let's go!(picks up Wally's body)Kid grab your parents.
Robin: Ice cream!(glues Meat back on his shoulder)
Alisha: WE'LL GET YOUR DAMN ICE CREAM!!!
Robin: Hur-ray! ^_^
Kevin: Hurry the hell up Dik Dik.

Buffaloman: He's gonna screw it up...
Dik Dik: Shut up, fucking buffalo!
Buffaloman: Suck my balls you goddamn vegetarian!!
Dik Dik: Why you--!
Terryman: WAIT 'TIL WE'RE OUTTA HERE FOR THAT!! Beat yourselves senseless LATER!!
Dik Dik: Ugh...Fine...(gets them out of there by welding through the window)

Alisha: YES!!! OH THANK YOU! THANK YOU!(kisses Dik Dik on the cheek)
Kevin: I've never been so happy.(starts crying)
Robin: (glares at them both)Ice. Cream.
Kevin: Did you bring the pants?

Buffaloman: FINALLY! Now I get to beat the shit out of you!
Dik Dik: Yeah, because that's a GREAT way to show gratitude, you asshole!!
Buffaloman: Shut up I can do whatever the hell I want to!!
Terry: My money's on Buffaloman.
Dik Dik: WHY?!
Terry: You lose almost every fight you get into. Except with Monsieur Cheeks and that French frog. And Checkmate interfered in that one.
Dik Dik: TT_TT

Alisha: Wow you suck more than Terry.
Kevin: Whatever. I'm going home to NOT give my stuff back to him.
Robin: Hey whats that?(points up to some square thing in the sky.)
Alisha: I don't-(square thing falls down on all of them and its actually a cage)rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doctor: (from the roof)You're not leaving til' you fix your issues!
Alisha: (nose starts bleeding)
Kevin: F.M.L.

Terryman: ...I was kinda wonderin' why he was lettin' us out. Now it all makes sense.
Buffaloman: (starts beating the shit out of Dik Dik)
Natsuko: ...This will never end...
Jaeger: Might as vell get used to it.
Brocken: I'm sorry I kept punching you in the head Jaeger.
Jaeger: You're forgiven. But vhy the random apology?
Brocken: I don't know. I just vanted to.

Alisha: (just curls up in the fetal position)
Doctor: Good for you Brocken! You're free to go!(Brocken pops up outside of the cage)
Kevin: Wha-what!?
Robin: I'm still hungry.

Brocken: Vha...? Free to go...? ...The sad thing is that since I can't see I can't go anyvhere!!
Buffaloman: (stops killing Dik Dik) So wait if all Brocken had to do was say "I'm sorry!" what's my issue?! I'm pretty sure the only person I'd have to say sorry to is this little turd I'm flattening!! (goes back to beating up Dik Dik)
Terry: Well this is just great...
Natsuko: ...Hey, is that Ramenman over there?!

Kevin: Ramenman get us the hell out of this thing!!! There's no way we're all apologizing to each other!
Robin: Did you bring ice cream!?

Ramenman: ...But I don't want to get trapped in that thing...No I didn't bring ice cream, why would I...?
Brocken: Help me go home!!
Ramenman: That I could maybe do...

Kevin: You didn't do anything wrong though so you can't get stuck.
Robin: Still should've brought ice cream.
Kevin: *sigh*Please help us! I mean look at what happened to mom and Wally and Brocken!

Ramenman: Hmm...Fine I guess.
Brocken: Vait vait, just help me get home!
Ramenman: Later. (goes to help everyone else)
Brocken: Ugh!!
Buffaloman: (still beating up Dik Dik)

Alisha: Will you cut that out.
Kevin: (looks at Ramenman)How do you get us out of here?
Robin: (starts climbing around on the cage like a spider monkey)

Buffaloman: I don't wanna...
Ramenman: ...Actually, I'm not sure. Later! (leaves)
Terryman: Agh!!

Kevin: Fuck you Ramenman! No wonder you have no friends!
Alisha: (starts foaming at the mouth)
Robin: Alisha's gone coocoo!
Kevin: Well atleast Brocken's still here.

Brocken: Ja, I'm still stuck...
Terryman: Not this again!! Ramenman COME BAAAACK!!!
Natsuko: Oh shut up.
Terryman: ...But crazy Alisha is scary.

Alisha: (chewing on the bars)
Kevin: You should see her on a bad day.
Robin: I'm Spiderman!(starts singing the theme song)
Kevin: I give up.

Terryman: I...don't wanna see her on a bad day...
Natsuko: You're beginning to sound like Terry.
Terry: Hey!!
Terryman: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Kevin: o_O Oh God we need out.
Robin: Is he strong? Listen bub'. He's got radioactive blood. Look out! Here comes the Robinman!
Kevin: Ugh.

Terryman: I can't sound like Terry! I just can't!!
Natsuko: Calm down!!
Terryman: I sound like TERRY!
Natsuko: Stop freaking out!! You don't sound THAT much like Terry!!
Terryman: (calms down) Ok...If you say so.
Terry: I'm insulted...
Buffaloman: Nobody cares!

Kevin: You've forgotten no one likes you; well except Checkmate and he's just creepy.
Robin: In the chiilll of night, at the scene of a crime. At the speeedd of light he arrive just in time!
Kevin: We get it your Spider-Robinman now get off the ceiling! Man it's like he's two years old.

Terry: TT_TT
Terryman: Ugh...
Brocken: (just sitting outside the cage) Vell this is boring.

Robin: It's your own fault Green Goblin!
Kevin: Pfft.
Alisha: (mouth starts bleeding)
Kevin: Uh...mom....could you not chew on the cage?
Alisha: (continues chewing)

Brocken: Hmph...
Terry: o_o
Dik Dik: I GIVE, I GIVE!!
Buffaloman: (stops beating him up) Haha you lose again.

Robin: Haha! You suck Dik Dik.
Kevin: Well that can go both ways.
Alisha: (teeth start breaking)

Natsuko: Uhh...That's creepy..
Terryman: And disturbing.
Dik Dik: Ugh...
Terry: TT_TT

Kevin: O_O Oh-oh God...I SOUND LIKE JAEGER!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robin: I sound like Spiderman!
Kevin: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Jaeger: Ahahaha, I'm not the only one saying crappy jokes!!!!
Terry: Poor Kevin...WAIT A MINUTE (punches himself in the face) That's better, thought I was feelin' bad for Kevin for a moment there.
Natsuko: ...You were.
Terry: AHAHA, funny mom. Funny.
Natsuko: -_-"

Kevin: Ew.
Robin: Terry still likes Kevin! Terry still likes Kevin!
Kevin: Don't even,
Robin: Terry and Kevin sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Terry: I don't still like Kevin!!!
Dik Dik: Yes you do.
Terry: Do not!!!
Jaeger: Ja.
Terry: Butt out Jaeger, no one asked you!!

Kevin: Even if he does like me, he's a slut and I'm not getting back with him.(crosses his arms)
Robin: Liar liar pants on fire!
Kevin: Shut up daddy.
Alisha: Nom nom nom.

Terry: Whatever...Kevin's just an annoying, anal-retentive, son of a bitch anyway.
Dik Dik: Sounds like someone's just trying to make himself feel better.
Terry: NO, SHUT UP!!
Dik Dik: You're getting defensive!
Terry: I AM NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE NOW SHUT UP OR I'LL RIP YOUR TONGUE OUT!!
Natsuko: ...So defensive.

Kevin: Atleast I'm not a whiny, emo, baby that complains about, gee I don't know, EVERYTHING!
Robin: Slutty just go third-degree-burned!
Kevin: Jackass.

Terry: Whatever!
Dik Dik: ...He has no comeback for that.
Jaeger: Nope.
Terry: SHUT UP!!
Terryman: Add 'comebacks' to the long long long list of things Terry sucks at.
Terry: Ugh....

Robin: Is there even a list for what Terry's good at?
Kevin: Yes, but the only thing on it is 'Being a slut'.
Robin: Ha! You loser! And you can't even say "My mom thinks I'm cool"!
Kevin: Haha!

Terry: *eyetwitch* The vast majority of everyone I've slept with had to get me drunk as all fucking hell, therefore they took advantage of me and I can't be held responsible for that...There were only like THREE I slept with by choice.
Jaeger: ...And I vill admit, I kinda got him high vhen he screwed that horse. So kinda my fault. At the same time, it's not!
Terry: It's completely your fault!
Jaeger: (shrugs) I can't control vhat you do.
Natsuko: (has her hands over her ears) la la la la la...

Kevin: You still did it.
Robin: Plus you might've gotten that girl pregnant.
Kevin: Ya and that's while you were dating me you piece of crap!
Robin: And then there's that other thing.
Kevin: *eyetwitch*

Terry: ...WHAT other thing?!
Jaeger: Shouldn't you have learned by now not to ask that?
Terry: I wanna know!!
Terryman: No one else does!!

Robin: Shh. It's a secret. ^_^
Kevin: GOOD!
Robin: I still want ice cream.

Terry: ...Eh. I won't die if I don't know.
Natsuko: Finally, something that gets dropped...
Brocken: Phew.

Robin: It had something to do with a fire hose and a poodle and sex and that's all I'm saying!
Kevin: How do you even know all this stuff!?
Robin: STALKING!

Terry: Oh...My...God...
Natsuko: Creepy.
Buffaloman: Wha, Robin stalking Terry or the other thing?
Natsuko: ...Both.

Robin: Hehehe.
Kevin: -_-' Dad you make me glad I'm not named after you.
Robin: Rhymes!

Terry: Oh...My...God...
Natsuko: Terry? Are you broken?
Terry: Oh...My...God...
Natsuko: Yep, totally broken.

Kevin: Great now he'll never shut up.
Robin: Haha! Three down....numbers to go.
Kevin: Sorry. Dad can't count past five; drunk or sober.

Terry: Oh...My...God...
Natsuko: I wish he'd shut up.
Terry: Oh...My...God...
Natsuko: I REALLY wish he'd shut up.
Terry: Oh...M--
Natsuko: SOMEONE SHUT HIM UP!!!

Kevin: He's no longer my problem so go ahead.
Robin: Go Nati!
Kevin: Ya...go Nati, or whatever....

Natsuko: (kicks Terry in the head)
Terry: Ow! That was uncalled for!
Natsuko: You got stuck, it was so called for.
Terry: ...Ok...(goes and hugs Kevin's leg) Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaasseeeeee Kevin, I'll be good this time!!

Kevin: Not this crap again!
Robin: It's like velcro!
Kevin: Get off! I don't want your slut germs!(shakes leg)

Terry: (holds on tighter) Please Kevin!!
Natsuko: ...Wow. Just...Wow.

Kevin: Terry let go of me right now or I will punch you in your eye socket!
Robin: It's a sad day when I find someone more awful than Kevin...
Kevin: Go love Checkmate or something you A-hole!

Terry: But Kevin...!
Checkmate: *_*
Terry: Eep! (holds onto Kevin's leg even tighter)
Natsuko: ...Ugh.

Kevin: Off!!!(gives Terry a black eye)
Robin: Told you he's like a pinata.
Alisha: (now just has gums in her mouth)

Terry: Ow!
Natsuko: He's not a piñata...
Terryman: He just seems to enjoy being beaten up.

Kevin: I warned you.
Robin: Slutty's into Fifty Shades!
Kevin: Why do you suddenly care about your son!? No ones cared about anyone else for hours! Well except for dad and Sparkle-but that doesn't count!

Terry: Hmph.
Terryman: Oh don't get us wrong, we don't care. If we did, we'd try to help him occasionally or something.
Natsuko: But we don't.
Terry: You guys are awful...TT_TT

Kevin: Just checking-now get the hell off!!!(starts continually punching Terry in the head)
Robin: Pinata! Pinata!

Terry: Ow, ow, ow... (still holds onto Kevin's leg) I ain't gonna let go, ow.
Terryman: He's a determined little dipshit.
Terry: Ow, thanks for that daddy! Ow.

Kevin: Now he's copying me! Mom help me!
Alisha: (still chewing on bars...sort of...)
Robin: She's gonna die ^_^
Kevin: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ABOUT THAT!?
Robin: ^_^
Kevin: Checkmate come get Terry! You can screw him all you want!

Checkmate: (runs over to help Kevin)
Terry: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!! (holds onto Kevin's leg with a death grip)
Terryman: I wonder if he'll cut off circulation...
Checkmate: (tries to pry Terry off)
Terry: Lemme go, lemme go, lemme go!!

Kevin: You let go!(tries pushing Terry off)
Robin: Tug of war! Winner keeps Slutty!
Kevin: But I'm trying to LOSE!
Robin: Pfft. Ya right!
Kevin: (glares)

Terry: I already told ya I ain't lettin' go! There ain't nothin' that's gonna make me let go!
Checkmate: (keeps pulling at him)
Terry: I'm not lettin' go, so give it up!!
Dik Dik: (helps Checkmate)
Terry: Let go of me Dik Dik or I'll turn you into hamburger!

Kevin: I can't feel my leg!
Robin: Checkmate's winning.
Kevin: GOOD! How the hell can you hold on so fucking tightly!?
Robin: He built upper body strength from jacking off all those guys.
Kevin: Hahah-OW! That hurt!

Terry: Checkmate go AWAY!
Checkmate: (just keeps pulling)
Terry: (tries to hold on tighter) Holdin' on so tight is startin' to hurt...But I ain't lettin' go!
Checkmate: Oh come on!
Terry: No!
Terryman: If he could put that much effort into his wrestling, he'd be 1,000,000x better.

Kevin: OOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!! LET GO DAMNIT!!!(starts head-butting Terry with the point part of his helmet)
Robin: Naw he'd still suck.
Kevin: URGH!!!!
Robin: I think his leg's gonna pop off.

Checkmate: (just lets go of Terry)
Terry: (loosens his grip considerably) Ow, stop headbutting me, ow...My arms hurt...
Terryman: I guess so.

Kevin: Let me go or I'll make you as blind as Brocken.
Robin: There's more than one type of blind?
Kevin: You're ruining the point.

Terry: Come on, I'm barely holdin' on...
Brocken: (fell asleep)
Buffaloman: Ahaha, he looks homeless when he's asleep.
Terryman: He looks homeless anyway!
Mars: (walking down the street) And yous all look like losers.
Natsuko: Lame!
Terry: (curls up in the fetal position and sucks his thumb)

Kevin: (kicks)Baby.
Robin: Let's poke it!(finds a stick and starts poking Brocken)
Kevin: Mars get us out of here.

Brocken: (wakes up) AGHHHHH!!
Terry: (just cowers)
Mars: Ahahaha, he's cowering. Though if I were you I wouldn't like re-livin' that either, but I'm not you so I find this hilarious.
Terry: S-S-S-Shut up...Please!
Mars: Anyway...Get yous out or leave yous in...I choose to leave yous in!
Jaeger: Then go away!
Mars: Nah.

Kevin: You're a douche.
Robin: A biggin'!
Kevin: Ya a-wait what?
Robin: Ice cream!
Alisha: (now clawing at the bars)
Kevin: I think mom broke.

Mars: Yeah I know, I take pride in being a douche.
Terry: (still cowering)
Mars: Ahahaha, I take pride in that too!
Natsuko: I'm pretty sure Alisha's broken.

Alisha: Ooouuuuttt...(still clawing; nails starts to rip)
Kevin: Deffinately broken.
Robin: I think Mars is adorable!

Natsuko: o_o that's creepy...
Mars: I'm not adorable!
Terry: (starts holding onto Kevin's other leg)
Mars: Ahahaha!

Kevin: Fuck. You.
Robin: Awe it's so cute! Who's a cute little Mars!?
Alisha: (fingers start bleeding)
Kevin: I hate my life.

Terry: (ignores it)
Mars: I'm not cute! What was 'cute' was when I jumped Terry!
Terry: Lalalalalalala I can't hear you!!

Robin: It's like a puppy!
Kevin: Checkmate get your whore off my leg! I'm probably getting herpes as I speak.
Robin: Look at it's wittle face!

Checkmate: (pulls Terry again)
Terry: (goes back to holding onto Kevin's leg with a death grip)
Mars: I ain't cute!!

Robin: Kawaii!!! ^_^
Kevin: OFF!!!(kicks Terry with his other leg)
Robin: Adorable!
Kevin: Get off or YOU'LL be the one put in the closet!

Terry: Noooooo!
Natsuko: Well you could let go?
Terry: Not an option!
Buffaloman: (beating up Dik Dik again)

Alisha: (can see her finger bones)
Kevin: Could someone stop that!?(looks at Alisha)I'm kinda busy here!(takes off helmet and starts beating Terry with it)
Robin: In the dictionary next to the word 'cute' there's a picture of Mars!

Buffaloman: (throws Dik Dik at Alisha, knocking her down) Done.
Terry: Ow, ow, ow...
Mars: Fine I'm cute now shut up.

Robin: LIES!
Kevin: I swear I will become your ever-waking nightmare if you don't let go!
Robin: I still want ice cream!
Alisha: (curls up in fetal position again)

Dik Dik: (unconscious from being thrown at Alisha)
Terry: I'll let go when Mars goes away!
Mars: I ain't goin' away.
Terry: Then I ain't lettin' go no matter what...

Kevin: Why does he need to leave!?
Robin: Shoo!
Alisha: (starts noming on Dik Dik)
Robin: Away with you Fluffy!

Terry: He needs to leave 'cause he freaks me out!
Mars: Scared I'm gonna jump you again?
Terry: Go away!
Buffaloman: Hey! Give me some! (noms on Dik Dik's arm)
Terryman: Oh god...
Buffaloman: Hey I never said I was above cannibalism.