I'm So Sorry

Kevin: Shut up Kid before you end up like Wally...or Meat...hell let's put Brocken in there too.
Robin: Maybe we want to all be angry at each other!
Kevin: And it's the principle of the thing anyways.
Robin: The what?
Kevin: -_-' Dad go over there and play with Sparkle.(points to corner)
Robin: Sparkle!

Kid: Well if you just want to be angry at each other, stop yelling you want to get out. Your not helping yourselves.
Buffaloman: STOP DOING THAT!!!
Kid: Doing what?
Buffaloman: MAKING GOOD POINTS!!!! ...Hey wait a minute why are you still in here, you didn't have an issue? Better question, I didn't have an issue either, WHY AM I STILL HERE?!
Natsuko: Technically you've got an issue with Dik Dik.
Buffaloman: Damn... Sorry for beating the crap out of you Dik Dik. And partially eating you. And whatever else.
Dik Dik: Hmph...
Terry: Why does it have to be about the principle of the thing?!
Meat: Eep!

Kevin: Because I have pride, unlike you.
Robin: Let's play dress-up.(dresses up like a clown)Yays!
Kevin: What's Kid's issue...what's mom's issue for that matter...and Natsuko's.
Robin:A nd Jaeger!(keeps squeaking Meat's new clown nose)
Doctor: Buffaloman you're free to go.(Buffaloman pops up next to Brocken)

Terry: TT_TT
Meat: I guess this isn't so bad...
Natsuko: Huh...I don't--Wait my issue probably has something to do with being awful to Terry -_-
Jaeger: Oh vho knows vhat everyone's issue is...
Dik Dik: I guess some peoples' issues are more obvious than others...Hey what about me?! I have no issues!
Buffaloman: Oh my god, I'm...I'm free! I'M FUCKING FREEEEE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (hugs Brocken out of joy)
Brocken: Ack!!

Kevin: Oh quit bragging Buffalo Wings, you still got a stab wound in the lung.
Doctor: Everyone in there has an issue.
Robin: New outfit!(dresses like Sailor Moon)Pretty!
Alisha: (snaps out of crazy)Then why the hell is Wally's body still in here!?

Natsuko: Yeah, what issue can a corpse have?!
Dik Dik: I just tried to get them outta here and ended up almost getting killed by Buffaloman, and HE gets out before me?! What the hell!
Jaeger: TT_TT I have no idea vhat I gotta do to get out...
Kid: Join the club!
Jaeger: I...I'd rather not join that club...
Terry: Well if my issues are what I think they are, I'm never getting outta here TT_TT
Meat: You know what...I'm just going to accept this wholly and completely...woohoo...

Alisha: You have to, Robin officially owns you.
Kevin: That's one scary club.
Robin: Caspar!
Kevin: Well I'm not leaving so I guess I'm gonna be stuck here with daddy and Terry forever...great...

Jaeger: Until you deal vith your issues!
Terry: (punches him) Shut up no one wants to deal with their issues!
Jaeger: Ow, I do...But I don't know vhat they are! TT_TT
Natsuko: I want outta here....Terry I'm sorry I was being horrible to you.
Terry: (shrugs) Everyone else is, so whatever.
Buffaloman: She's only saying that!
Natsuko: No I mean it!!

Doctor: You have to mean it you idiot!
Kevin: Haha!
Alisha: You're still stuck.
Robin: Poor Nati. :P

Natsuko: But I DID MEAN IT!!! Buffaloman, I hate you!!
Buffaloman: Haha!!
Natsuko: Shut up or I'll tear out your kidneys and make you eat them when I get outta here *_*
Buffaloman: Okay, okay, sheesh...
Terry: Creepy...

Kevin: You think your mom's creepy? Have you MET mine! She killed a guy and ate him!
Alisha: (licks lips)
Kevin: (shudders)
Doctor: If you don't mean it you're not getting out.

Natsuko: Except I meant it, so what the hell?!
Terry: That doesn't make my mom not creepy, it just means your mom is way creepier...
Dik Dik: Idiot.

Kevin: Atleast I wasn't beaten up by everyone I've ever fought with.
Doctor: Quit lying to yourself!
Alisha: Shut up Zombie-Dr.-Phil.

Natsuko: ... (hugs Terry) I'm sorry I was horrible.
Terry: Ok, whatever.
Dik Dik: Hmph...

Kevin: Yea that;s what I thought.
Doctor: Freedom!(Natsuko pops up next to Buffaloman)
Alisha: Damn.
Robin: Nati! Get me ice cream!

Natsuko: Yeah! I'm freee!
Terryman: Ah shut up!
Natsuko: Whatever.
Jaeger: I vant out!

Doctor: Fix your issues!
Alisha: He doesn't even know what it is!
Doctor: That's part of the process.
Kevin: You're an idiot!
Doctor: I've been called worse by better people.
Robin: Ouch.

Jaeger: Ugh!!
Dik Dik: This is so annoying.
Terry: Oh shut up you haven't been here that long!
Dik Dik: Whatever.

Kevin: Maybe his problem is that he's an even bigger, whinier, bitch than you.
Alisha: I didn't think that was humanly possible.
Robin: Apparently it's Dik Dik possible.

Terryman: It ain't possible.
Wally: Either way this is boring.
Terry: WALLY?! WHAT THE HELL?!

Robin and Kevin: (shriek like girls)
Kevin: W-Wally?
Alisha: You're dead! Robin killed you!
Robin: I'm scared!

Wally: Huh? How'd I die?
Terry: Robin lit you on fire!
Wally: I was never on fire.
Jaeger: You vere definitely on fire!!

Kevin: He used gasoline!
Alisha: Wally look at yourself!
Kevin: You're completely charred!!! I can see your bones!
Robin: Sparkle kill it!!! Kill it til' it's dead!(rips Sailor Meat off and throws him at Wally)

Wally: But I feel fine!
Meat: (faints)
Terry: I'm scared...
Jaeger: Ja, me too...
Buffaloman: SOOOOO glad to be out here!
Terryman: Shut up!!

Robin: Kill the witch!
Alisha: Maybe he really is a witch...
Robin: Oooo spooky...I don't like it!
Kevin: I think it is a witch.

Wally: (cackles)
Terry: AHHH IT'S A WITCH!!!
Jaeger: SOMEBODY KILL IT...AGAIN!!!
Wally: Guys, guys, wait, I was just trying to freak you out!!
Terry: KILL IT!!

Alisha: Death to the walrus!
Robin: I'm not touching it.(climbs to top of cage)Hiss!
Kevin: Kill it!(throws helmet at Wally)

Wally: (jumps to the side) Hey come on! I was joking!
Terry: Who cares, you're scary!!
Jaeger: Ja!

Alisha: You came back to LIFE!
Kevin: (looks up)Why can't you just hurry up and eject him outta here?
Doctor: He has to solve his issues!!!
Kevin: What issues could Wally possibly have!?
Robin: Kill the witch!(starts chucking throwing stars)

Wally: Oh well.
Terry: Wally don't have issues!!
Wally: (dodges the throwing stars) Ha!

Doctor: Everyone has issues.
Kevin: Wally's the most well adjusted person I've ever met! Hell he likes Kid Muscle!
Robin: I'll get you witch; I'll get you...Sparkle attack!
Alisha: There's nothing wrong with Wally! Well other than the fatc that he's a zombie...

Buffaloman: I really don't think Wally has issues!
Terry: Except maybe the whole "witch" thing.
Wally: (cackles again)
Terry: Eep!!

Robin: Told you so.
Kevin: For once dad was right. I say we chop off it's head and maybe play soccer with it.
Alisha: Seconded.
Robin: Good, I'm bored.

Terryman: Oh god, Robin was right for once o_o
Natsuko: That's unbelievable!
Wally: (falls over) X_X
Terry: ...What the hell? what the HELL?!

Kevin: Well...life just became more effed up...
Alisha: What...what the hell just happened?
Robin: Just in case.(takes out a samurai sword and cuts off Wally's head)Now it's dead for sure.
Alisha: Sadly the most disturbing part of that was wondering where that sword came from...

Terry: Well that was scary...
Jaeger: At least it's over.
Terryman: Yeah, that's good..

Robin: I am thunder hear me roar!
Kevin: Daddy that makes no sense...
Robin: Hey I slayed a witch so shut up.
Alisha: Since when has he ever made sense?

Terryman: Nothing has really made sense since this "therapy" started!
Jaeger: That's a good point...
Terry: It's boring again...
Terryman: Oh shut up.

Kevin: Well we could play soccer with Wally's head...
Robin: I'm playing dress-up with Sparkle!
Kevin: I don't care.

Terry: Playing soccer with Wally's head would be disturbing...
Jaeger: Let's do it anyway!
Terry: Nooo...
Jaeger: Ja!

Kevin: Terry's goalie...and not on my team.
Alisha: I call Kevin's team!
Kevin: Since I don't have many people to choose from...fine whatever.

Terry: Not fair...I don't wanna be goalie!
Jaeger: Too bad! I don't wanna be on Terry's team.
Terryman: No one does but if no one's on Terry's team then there can't really be a game.
Mars: Sure there can, just kick Wally's head at Terry over and over!
Terry: Hey! No, that's a bad idea!!

Kevin: Me first!(kicks Wally's head at Terry's face)
Robin: Yay baseball!
Alisha: Well it's something to do in any case.

Terry: Ahh! (ducks)
Jaeger: haha!
Terry: Shut up Jaeger!
Jaeger: Nah (kicks Wally's head back at Terry)
Terry: Stop kicking his head at me! (jumps out of the way)

Kevin: Terry, you're the worst goalie ever.
Robin: Boo!
Alisha: Yea! Boo!(kicks Wally's head at Terry)
Kevin: C'mon don't be a baby!

Terry: (jumps out of the way again) I don't wanna touch that! Stop kicking it at me!
Terryman: I would kick it at you, but since I don't have my leg I can't.
Jaeger: (kicks Wally's head at Terry)
Terry: (ducks) Stop it!

Kevin: Stop being such a wussy!(kicks head)
Robin: Wow.
Alisha: What?
Robin: I didn't think you could suck at everything, but now seeing Terry I know atleast one person can.
Alisha: Hehe.

Terry: But it's icky!
Jaeger: Oh come on!
Terry: No!
Terryman: ...I'm even more ashamed that I let your mom name you after me than I was like 10 minutes ago.
Terry: You didn't say anything like that 10 minutes ago...
Terryman: But I thought it.

Robin: Haha! See I wasn't stupid enough to name my awful kid after me!
Alisha: It is a sad, sad day when Robin can call someone stupid and be right about it.
Kevin: Just block it you tool!(headbutts head at Terry's face)

Terryman: Ugh...
Terry: (ducks) No way!! I already told you it's icky!!
Terryman: I hate you so much.
Natsuko and Buffaloman: We're free! We're free! Sucks to be you, 'cause we're free!
Brocken: Mwaha--(coughs)

Alisha: Atleast we're not blind.
Robin: Burn.
Kevin: Shut up! Why don't you guys just go home already?

Brocken: Vhatever.
Buffaloman: I'd just rather stay here and say "I'm free!" occasionally. It's much more fun that way.
Natsuko: I ain't goin' home without Terryman, so I'm gonna be here for a loooong time.
Brocken: More like forever.
Natsuko: Yep.

Kevin: Well then maybe you should get us the hell out so we can all LEAVE!
Alisha: Hey who knows, maybe being blind will make you a better fighter.
Robin: Well he can't get any worse.

Buffaloman: That would be far less fun. Besides, then you couldn't kick Wally's head at Terry!
Terry: Don't start that again!
Buffaloman: It was funny!
Brocken: I'm a good fighter!
Natsuko: Didn't you win one match, die right after, and the guy came back to life? Oh and didn't some guy eat part of your arm? And didn't you get killed along with Wolfman against some guy named Screwman or whatever?
Brocken: Stop pointing out all my failures!!
Natsuko: And Ramenman let you beat him up for a while before he kicked your ass...
Brocken: STOP IT!

Alisha: Well if you weren't such a fail we wouldn't have to.
Robin: Did you ever even win a match where you didn't die in it?
Alisha: Doubtful.
Kevin: Buffaloman you're a jackass who wears make-up.
Robin: I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay!
Kevin: Haha.

Brocken: TT_TT
Buffaloman: I don't wear make-up! What the hell! If anyone wears make-up here, it'd be Brocken! or Jaeger! or Terryman!
Brocken: Hey hey hey!
Buffaloman: You've got those grey streaks on your face, and you didn't have them 30 years ago! Did they just come out of nowhere or something?!
Jaeger: I don't vear make-up...
Buffaloman: You've got almost the same streaks as Brocken! Yes you do!
Terryman: What about me?!
Buffaloman: Do you mean to tell me you were born with fucking yellow stars on your shoulders?!

Kevin: I thought those were tattoos?
Alisha: I'm guessing that's a 'no' from Brocken then.
Robin: Even Terry has won some fights.
Alisha: Yea, he's just bad at social skills.
Kevin: What the hell are those lines on your face then Mars!?
Alisha: How does Jaeger wear make-up?
Robin: Proudly.
Alisha: *snorts*

Terryman: Yeah! The stars are tattoos!
Buffaloman: ...Fine, whatever.
Mars: Convenient, that's what dey are!
Buffaloman: How does Jaeger wear make-up...?! Those brown streaks on his face!!
Jaeger: That could be something else!
Buffaloman: Is it something else?!
Jaeger: ...Nein. It's make-up...Thank you for outing me in front of everyone...
Buffaloman: Aha! See, I was right!

Alisha: Well the things you find out about people when you're trapped for hours.
Kevin: It's totally eyeliner.
Robin: Awe! Jaeger's a pretty lady!
Alisha: Wouldn't it be guy-liner then?
Kevin: Well I'm not finding out what Mars truly is so I'm gonna play it safe.

Jaeger: B-But I'm a man!
Terryman: Then that's just weird.
Jaeger: I'm a man...
Brocken: Ve've had this argument before!
Mars: I'm a guy! Terry knows...Speakin' of Terry, he wears make-up at least sometimes.
Terry: No I don't!
Mars: So tell me then, how did Kevin not see the bruises I gave you? Or what about the bite marks, did he see those?
Terry: Shut up! Shut up!!

Kevin: o_O
Alisha: Well we all know Terry's kinky.
Robin: Crazy, German lady!
Alisha: So Cheater McCheatingPants, answer the question.
Kevin: Terry I hate you with everything I am and everything I will become.
Robin: Which isn't much but you know, it's the thought that counts.

Terry: It wasn't like that! Don't hate me Kevin! Don't you remember how I avoided everyone like a month and a half ago? That was because of Mars...
Mars: Ahahahaha, this is hilarious!
Terry: Shut up, no it ain't!!
Jaeger: TT_TT I am a man...

Robin: No way.
Alisha: Terry in case you've forgotten he already hates you; this has just intensified it.
Kevin: Mars if you were in here right now you'd end up like the witch...-_-*

Terry: Great...TT_TT
Mars: What'cha mad at me for? Just yell at Terry again.
Jaeger: But I'm a man...

Robin: Not since the first day you put on the guy-liner.
Kevin: Because I cried for that whole month wondering where the hell Terry was!!! He wouldn't call me, or text me or even e-mail me!(starts tearing up)I-it hurt my feelings!
Robin: Wuss.
Alisha: Only real men cry and wear pink...Jaeger maybe you should take some tips from Kevin.
Kevin: Why would a lady need tips from me?

Jaeger: I'm a man! I don't need tips from Kevin!
Mars: Well I'd be more mad at him if he hasn't told ya why he avoided everyone. 'Cause if he told ya why, that wouldn't be why you'd be pissed off at me.
Terry: I was stayin' with Wally and his mom and sister...But shut up Mars!!

Kevin: No I think Mars should keep talking.
Alisha: Well he seems to have it down, meanwhile you've been mistaken for a lady more than enough times.
Robin: Dude looks like a lady!
Kevin: Please tell us Mars, why was Terry staying with Wally's family for a month?(glares at Terry)

Mars: Pfft, like I know why he was stayin' with them.
Terry: You do so!
Mars: Well then what was your reasoning for stayin' with them?
Terry: 'Cause Wally's family was nice and gentle and trusting and didn't ask questions when I cried for hours!!
Terryman: Hey what the hell'd you do Mars?!
Mars: (just does a pelvic thrust)
Terry: Except I told you no over and over!
Mars: (shrugs) Wouldn't of been so rough if you'd just said yes.

Doctor: I sense issues!(Mars pops up inside of the cage)
Kevin: You raped my boyfriend!!!!!! OoO
Alisha: Now that's a little too far.
Robin: Rapist!
Kevin: I'm gonna freaking kill you!!!

Mars: Aw dammit, I didn't wanna be in here!
Terry: (hides behind Kevin) We didn't want you in here either!
Mars: Excuse me for wantin' a bit of what everyone else seemed to be gettin'! but nooo, "what I did before don't mean cowshit to me now. Kevin's the only--" and whatever other crap you woulda spouted if I hadn't punched you in the face to shut you up then. Whatever...

Alisha: Wow. You are a bastard.
Kevin: Terry get away from me; go find Checkmate or something.
Robin: Rapist.
Kevin: I can't believe you raped my boyfriend!
Alisha: I can't believe you can't believe Mars would do that.
Robin: I can't believe it's not butter!

Terry: Hey!!
Mars: Pfft, he only hides behind you Kevin 'cause he knows your the only one who could probably keep me off him...Kid Muscle only beat me once 'cause he learned a new trick unexpectedly, Jaeger could only beat me if Brocken was tellin' him what to do. Oh wait Brocken's blind now so Jaeger would have about as much chance as a snowflake in Hell.
Terry: Oh shut up!

Alisha: Jaeger couldn't beat you even if he did have Brocken\s help.
Robin: He couldn't beat up Dik Dik.
Kevin: Terry just accept that you're awful and get over it.

Jaeger: Hey! I did beat up Dik Dik! And I could so beat Mars if I had Brocken's help!
Terry: I'm not awful...

Kevin: Ya you are. In bed and in life.
Robin: Ouch.
Alisha: Pfft, yea okay lady, you just keep telling yourself that you can beat up Mars of all people.
Robin: You suck!

Terry: I-I'm not awful! TT_TT
Jaeger: I could!
Brocken: If you didn't alvays try to use the Red Rain of Pain TOO FRIGGING EARLY, DUMBASS!!
Jaeger: TT_TT
Terryman: Wow.

Alisha: That's just pathetic.
Robin: Haha! You loser.
Kevin: Terry you're COMPLETELY awful.

Terry: How am I awful...?! TT_TT
Jaeger: Hmph...
Buffaloman: Lowering peoples' self esteem, yay!!
Natsuko: That's nothing to cheer about!

Robin: How aren't you awful?
Kevin: Natsuko, you just forget that Buffalo Wings is a dick.
Robin: A tasty dick!
Alisha: ...........Gross.......
Kevin: Ugh. -_-'

Buffaloman: ...Well that's the LAST thing I ever wanted to be called!!
Terry: TT_TT
Terryman: ...Ok stop that, it's bugging me now.
Jaeger: If Vally vere still alive, he'd probably beat us vith a fish right about now...
Terry: Oh how are we gonna break it to his mom without her going apeshit? That ain't gonna be fun.

Kevin: Well since you seem to like them so much you can do it!
Robin: What!? I like buffalo wings!
Alisha: Robin just shut up.
Robin: NEVER!

Terry: I only stayed with them because they didn't ask questions! And Mrs. Tusket scares me!
Buffaloman: I'm really considering just going home now...
Ramenman: (shows up with ice cream)
Buffaloman: Or you know, I could stick around for this at least.

Robin: ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(starts banging on the cage)GIMME GIMME!!!!!!
Alisha: Holy crap Robin; calm down.
Robin: ICE CREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kevin: Well too damn bad for you then.
Robin: MMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Ramenman: (throws some ice cream to Robin)
Jaeger: ...Uhh, I'd ask for some but he'd probably attack me for it...
Terry: It's probable.
Buffaloman: Haha!!

Robin: YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alisha: Robin, what do we say?
Robin: Thank you Ramenman's mustache!(hops down from cage and starts eating ice cream)
Alisha: *sigh* Good enough.
Kevin: Shut up Buffalo Wings, he'd kick your ass too.

Buffaloman: Whatever. At least I'm out here. That reminds me.. I'M FREE.
Terryman: Awe shut up.
Terry: This sucks, I kinda wanted a popsicle...
Mars: You mean you wanted to be a tease with a popsicle.
Terry: ...That never even crossed my mind, but I'd totally do it.

Alisha: Well atleast he's accepted what he is now.
Kevin: Good! Maybe he'll leave me the hell alone now.
Robin: (singing)Ice cream! Is there anything more enjoyable than ice cream!? Why even the most respectable, eat ice cream! It's wonderful on a summer's afternoon, in June!
Alisha: Robin, quit singing Anne of Green Gables!

Terry: But Kevin...TT_TT
Buffaloman: Ugh, Anne of Green Gables!
Terryman: What of what now?
Jaeger: Vow. Just...vow.
Terry: ...You know what, I'm probably gonna regret this...But Ramenman, could you throw me a popsicle?
Ramenman: (throws a popsicle to Terry)
Buffaloman: Now why would you do that? You heard what he'd do with one of those!
Natsuko: And then there's...Yeah.
Terry: (opens the popsicle and starts licking it)

Kevin: I'm just gonna look at the wall now....(stares at building wall)
Robin: Terry's being icky!
Alisha: Terryman A)You're such a stereotype. B)Do something about your nasty son.
Robin: (continues song)Ice cream! The recipes something serious. But ice cream, makes everyone so delirious! That ice cream, is certainly worth the trouble that it takes!(starts eating ice cream again)
Kevin: Do di do di do!

Terry: Oh I can do worse...
Terryman: For the love of everything good in the world, DON'T!!
Terry: (crams half the popsicle into his mouth) mmm...
Terryman: (slaps a hand over his eyes) Oh God!
Buffaloman: Don't just stand there like a footstool, stop him!
Terryman: (hops forward and falls on his face) ...Because this is really going to be effective.

Alisha: Hahahahahahaha!!!!!(starts rolling around on the ground while laughing)I just wanted to see that.
Kevin: I think I'll try counting how many windows there are.(starts counting windows)
Robin: What does it take!? It takes a tin pail, pack it with some ice!Rock, salt , sprinkle on it twice. Big spoon to see if it tastes nice!!!!
Alisha: Terry what are trying to prove?

Terryman: Ugh...
Terry: (shrugs)
Mars: He's giving a demonstration with that popsicle.
Terry: (pulls the popsicle out) No I ain't!
Buffaloman: Then stop being nasty with it!!
Terry: Hmm...(just shoves the popsicle down his throat)
Buffaloman: Ugh...
Brocken: Ahahaha!
Natsuko: You're lucky no one wants to describe what Terry's doing to that popsicle.

Robin: He's deep throating it!
Kevin: Shut up dad! I don't wanna know either! 12...13...14...
Robin: (eats ice cream)He's sucking on it hard and licking the tip.
Kevin: SHUT UP DAD!!! 15...16...17...18!!!
Alisha: Terry we know you're a slut already so cut it out!

Brocken: Ugh...
Terry: But I don't wanna... (sucks on the popsicle)
Buffaloman: I wish that damn popsicle would melt right about now.
Terry: Aw crap it's melting! It's getting all over my hand, shit!
Buffaloman: ...That's what you get eh? Play too much and it gets all over your hand.
Natsuko: BUFFALOMAN!! (kicks him in the head)
Buffaloman: ...Ow.

Kevin: 25...26...!
Alisha: Buffaloman , you're disgusting.
Robin: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Alisha: Terry just eat it all or pretty soon you're going to missing something on your person that you use A LOT!
Robin: Penis!
Alisha: Yep.

Brocken: I...I vas thinking the same thing as him...
Buffaloman: Aha! I'm not the only disgusting one!
Terryman: At least your the only disgustin' one who ate people and really enjoys killing people far too much and actually admitted to sleeping with my son.
Buffaloman: Pfft, I have no shame.
Terry: (finishes the popsicle completely in three seconds) DONE!! Leave me be!!
Natsuko: ...Should've thought of that earlier.

Kevin: And that's why your'e no good at sex; it always ends like that.
Alisha: Sadly I think that make Buffaloman the best person out of all of us...ugh...
Robin: Brocken you're icky! And blind...mostly icky...
Alisha: How is he mostly icky!?

Terry: Yeah, well...I want other opinions!
Jaeger: Ermm...So so, I guess...
Brocken: ...I'm not talking about this.
Terryman: Refusal! I don't remember anyway.
Buffaloman: It was okay. Not overly good, not horrendously god-awful.
Terry: ...Be-Because that all makes me feel better...TT_TT
Buffaloman: Waaaaaaaait a minute...If Terry's awful, why have almost all of us slept with him...?

Kevin: Told you so...
Robin: Because he's easy and you're all desperate.
Kevin: Hey!
Alisha: WHY are we arguing about this!!!???

Terry: TT_TT
Buffaloman: Excuse me, you did it too! And unlike the vast majority, you're married. Though your piss ass wasted all the time, so whatever!
Brocken: I vanted to fit in...
Buffaloman: ...That's an awful reason.
Terryman: I was high.
Buffaloman: That's not such a shitty reason, but it's still shitty just because he's your son.
Natsuko: Let's all just SHUT THE HELL UP!

Alisha: Again, he hasen't been sober since Kevin was born so it's forgiven.
Robin: Yay! Freebie!
Kevin: Brocken you're pathetic.
Alisha: With Terry it's always a freebie...you should start charging; you'd be a billionare by now.

Brocken: ...Vhatever...
Buffaloman: He's just accepting it because he basically lost every match he ever had, he's blind by his own doing, and Jaeger is the biggest fail of a son I've ever seen.
Brocken: Vell vhat did you do?
Buffaloman: ...You're kidding me right? I won a shitload of matches, I consider being over 8 ft tall sort of a win, AND I was the one who figured out how to break the Kinniku Buster. So yeah, THAT's what I did! Oh wait, I forgot...I gave up my Long Horns so King Muscle could get a new arm! Bam!
Brocken: ...Damn. I forgot ALL of that...Except the 8 ft tall thing WHICH DOESN'T COUNT!!
Buffaloman: Either way, it beats you doesn't it?
Brocken: Oh shut up...
Terry: Maybe...
Jaeger: Except he'd end up paying everyone else since he's not worth paying for.

Kevin: It's a sad day when you're an even bigger fail of a son then Terry...
Robin: It's a sad day when Terry's the new low instead of Blivintty.
Kevin: What about that stupid ass, slam you have? That's a fail considering it's the same as every other slam ever made!
Alisha: Wow. Terry you must REALLY be bad at sex if you would have to pay people.

Terry: I don't think I'm THAT bad!
Buffaloman: Once again...It was okay.
Terry: TT_TT
Brocken: Vait! Buffaloman got beaten up by TERRY.
Buffaloman: ...I'm 67, asshole. Everyone else in our generation is in their late 50's, so I'm like 10 years older than EVERYONE. Besides, I beat on him for a while!
Brocken: Still!
Buffaloman: ...Still, I've accomplished far more than you ever will!
Brocken: TT_TT
Buffaloman: And as for the Chojin Cross Slam, the difference is that instead of wrapping my arms around the opponents waist, I hold their wrists thus putting more strain on the arms when the opponent hits the mat. And if you're going to nitpick me for that, nitpick Jaeger for his oddly named Beefcake Hammer.
Jaeger: Hey! Leave me alone!

Kevin: That is pretty stupid.
Alisha: You really got beat up by Terry? That's sad man.
Robin: You're an original! You should be better than that! How dare you dishonour the rest of us!
Kevin: Hehe, Beefcake. You wish Jaeger, you look more like the stuff people pick out of the drain.

Buffaloman: I'm old, I broke the Kinniku Buster! Even when Robin was sober, HE couldn't do that! >_<
Terryman: ...Are you going to go to "I broke the Kinniku Buster!" whenever we call you out on something?
Buffaloman: ...I broke the Kinniku Buster?
Brocken: That vorks ONCE!
Buffaloman: I almost impaled Terry! ...Then the little fucker grabbed my horns and slammed me...Gah! Rematch! I demand a rematch! I went easy on him so he would graduate!
Terry: You said "no punches will be pulled!"
Buffaloman: ...I lied!! Rematch! Rematch!!
Jaeger: ...Maybe so, but that vas uncalled for. TT_TT

Kevin: It's not my fault everyone's better looking than you, blame your dad for that.
Alisha: Get over it Fail! You lost to Terry fair and square not matter how you try to deny it.
Robin: I bet I could beat it drunk!
Alisha: Yea thats good role-modeling. What you can't do sober, do drunk.
Kevin: That's the standard for screwing Terry.

Jaeger: TT_TT
Terry: TT_TT That's mean Kevin...
Buffaloman: I held back! He cheated! I didn't sleep well the day before!!
Natsuko: ...Now you're REALLY reaching for an excuse.
Buffaloman: If I were in there I would beat the shit out of Terry!!!! I swear I'll rip out his intestines and tie him up in them!!!
Terry: ...That's quite disturbing, and unnecessary!!
Buffaloman: RAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Natsuko: ...I think we broke Buffaloman.

Kevin: Terry you're opinion doesn't matter to me at all, plus I'm better looking than all of you so therefore I can say whatever the hell I want about your looks.
Alisha: What's that, like the fourth person who we've broke today?
Robin: We're in here though so it's A-okay!(does a thumbs up)
Alisha: Well that's one positive.

Terry: No you ain't!! It's a good thing you keep that tin can on your head, ya need to! No wonder why your dad hasn't been sober since you've been born, you're ugly as all hell and always has been!
Jaeger: ...Vhat he said.
Buffaloman: RAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! (pulls out a sledgehammer and starts beating on the cage bars)
Ramenman: ...Oh yeah, he's not actually supposed to have that in case he goes psycho like he is right..now...Whoops!

Alisha: Great job Ramenman -_-'.
Kevin: I'm freaking gorgeous and you know it Captain Mullet.
Alisha: Kevin does have pretty hair.
Robin: I got drunk because Kevin was a loser since birth, he didn't even hit the doctor when he came out.
Kevin: Why would I hit the doctor!?
Robin: I did...I knocked that bitch out. Thats how you earn the name Robin.
Kevin: ...So if i hit a doctor can be named Robin?
Robin: Too little, too late.
Kevin: Damnit! Oh well atleast I'm handsome.