I'm So Sorry

Terry: No you ain't!!
Brocken: ...He's got good grammar, 10 points.
Terry: I'm from Texas, no shit I've got bad grammar!! 10 points?! There's no point system!!
Brocken: ...That's vhat you think.
Terry: There's a point system?
Buffaloman: RAAAAAHHHHH!!! (actually busts one of the bars)
Terryman: ...Wait, if he actually makes a hole, it'll easily be big enough for us to get out before it's big enough for him to get in..

Alisha: Keep going Buffaloman!!!
Robin: Hurray for Crazy!
Kevin: Since when was there a point system?
Alisha: Since our ancestors first met the Kenyons.
Kevin: Our ancestors?
Alisha: Shut up Kevin, I'm the only family that likes you.
Robin: True!

Terryman: Wait a minute, he'd probably end up tearing our heads off with that sledgehammer if we tried to escape in the process. Crap.
Brocken: Uhh...I vas talking about a different point system...
Terry: There's another point system?
Ramenman: Yes. We made it up 30 years ago and have been keeping track of points ever since.
Terry: ...You guys take a point system a little too seriously...
Ramenman: (sets up a tripod then puts a board on it and it has a little picture of each of the original's faces with a number beside it) There, the Muscle League point system. Though now it has to be updated.

Kevin: You guys are weird...
Alisha: What's this point system for?
Robin: How many points do I have!?
Kevin: So even if we try to escape, we die of we could stay in here; sadly I can't tell whats worse.

Ramenman: ...Just so we can make fun of whoever has the least amount of points. Which would be... (checks the chart) Brocken. He's got 35 points.
Brocken: TT_TT
Ramenman: Robin's got...1076 points.
Terryman: What about me?
Ramenman: ...312.
Terryman: Then whose got the most? Robin?
Ramenman: Oh god no. Buffaloman has 1784 points. I've got 1699.
Terryman: How do you guys get that many points?!
Ramenman: ...I was the only one of us who didn't DIE! That's worth a lot of points, you know.

Robin: I gots bronze!
Alisha: So Psycho over there has the most points?(points to Buffaloman)
Robin: I want gold!
Kevin: Ha! Terryman you suck.
Robin: It's 'cause he was pink and lost a leg.

Ramenman: ...Breaking the best wrestler's best move does earn a shitload of points, as much as I hate to admit it.
Terryman: Why do you hate to admit that?
Ramenman: You know why! He always goes to "I broke the Kinniku Buster!" when you call him out on something. Now, time to update this chart! (slaps little pictures of Terry, Kid, Dik Dik, Jaeger and Kevin onto the chart)
Terry: Technically Kevin ain't part of the Muscle League though...
Ramenman: He's going on there anyway...So Dik Dik gets absolutely no points...Kevin gets 10 points for good grammar...Kid wins almost every match he has, so he gets...200 points. And Terry gets 30 points just for beating up Buffaloman.
Terry: Ha!
Jaeger: Vhat about me?
Ramenman: You get...5 points. For effort.
Jaeger: TT_TT
Brocken: I'm no longer at the bottom! Yes!

Alisha: Yea now your sons' joined you.
Kevin: Why do I only get ten!?
Robin: 'for effort' Is just two words put together to mean 'you fail at life'.
Alisha: Well atleast Dik Dik is worse than you, but that's not saying much.

Ramenman: You can get more points if you tell me something you did that doesn't suck! ...Hell with King Muscle and Kid Muscle in the point system, I think even manners would get something.
Dik Dik: Then what the hell, I have manners!
Ramenman: Yelling 'what the hell' at people isn't good manners. But fine, you get 1 point. Still at the bottom.
Jaeger: TT_TT
Buffaloman: RAAAAHHH!! (still beating on the cage with the sledgehammer)

Alisha: Shut up Buffaloman we're busy!
Robin: I was a villain but then turned good!
Kevin: Me and some other guys once beat the shit outta Dik Dik...
Robin: We're British! We're born with good manners!
Kevin: Dad, why are you helping me...?
Robin: I don't know....I don't like it.

Ramenman: Ok, 5 points for the manners, 15 points for beating the shit outta Dik Dik. It'd be more, but it's Dik Dik. So Kevin is now up to 30 points.
Terry: I beat Tyrannoclaw!
Checkmate: TT_TT he was like my brother...
Ramenman: 20 points for that one. So Terry has 50.
Terry: And I tag-teamed with Jaeger and beat the Protector and uhh...What's his face with the weird eye on his shoulder...
Ramenman: Hmm...30 points. Would've been 40, but it was with Jaeger.
Terry: Eh, 80 points is pretty good so far then.

Kevin: I surprise attacked Mars when I disguised myself as a waiter!
Alisha: How the hell did you manage to do that with your mask on!?
Kevin: Mom these people are(trying to be political)...smart impaired...
Robin: Waffles!
Kevin: See? Also, I'm the U.K. Champion!

Ramenman: 50 points for surprise attacking Mars!
Terry: He screwed up and told Mars how to beat the Kinniku Buster! Only your generation was supposed to know that!
Ramenman: ...Taking away 40 points for that. Adding 30 points for the U.K. Champion bit.
Terry: In that case, I'm the American Champion!
Dik Dik: I'm the Tanzanian Champion!
Jaeger: I'm the German Champion!
Ramenman: 30 points for all of you.

Robin: What the hell is Tanzania?
Alisha :It's like real life Deltora; fucked up and very few people care about it.
Robin: Ew.
Kevin: I kicked all your asses at the Olympics and I made King Castle's head explode with one kick.
Robin: Like Mentos and Pepsi.
Kevin: ...Sure...

Dik Dik: TT_TT
Ramenman: 100 points for that.
Terry: What?!
Ramenman: Oh, and -10 points for every one of the Hercules Factory trainers Terry's slept with.
Terry: WHAT?! NO! NO!
Ramenman: Yep. So out of your 120 points, there goes 60 of them.
Terry: ...A-At least I'm still above Dik Dik and Jaeger and Brocken... TT_TT
Ramenman: And -150 points for Robin for killing Wally.

Robin: B-b-but it was a witch!!! WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!(starts crying)
Alisha: And now you made him cry; great job douchebag.
Kevin: Terry, being ahead of those three would be like saying you're a better person than Charles Manson; useless.
Robin: WWWWWAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Ramenman: But it was just Wally!
Terry: TT_TT I wa--Hey wait a minute! I saved a kid from drowning when no one else was paying attention!
Ramenman: 100 points.
Terryman: I saved a puppy from a train once!
Ramenman: 300 points.
Terryman: Yes!

Kevin: Terryman you kicked a kid for not paying you for saving his dad!!!
Alisha: That's terrible!
Robin: I want my points back! WWWAAAA!!!!!!!
Alisha: Just give him his points back so he'll shut up.
Kevin: I can ride a motorcycle!

Ramenman: -100 points for Terryman! Fine, Robin can have his points back, but just this once...10 points for the motorcycle thing.
Terry: Kevin was part of the DMP!
Ramenman: -80 points for that.
Jaeger: At this rate, no one vill get many points.
Terry: Aw shut up!! Now let's see, I uh...I...Well I...
Kid: Hey, Kevin tag-teamed with me against Baron Maximillion and Jagged!
Ramenman: 30 points for Kevin.
Terry: Kid!!!

Kevin: Yes!(fist pumps)
Robin: Yay!!!^_^
Alisha: Jaeger you're just mad that you're losing.
Kevin: I helped rescue those girls from the Poison Six Pack...man we have stupid names for things.
Robin: I have points! I have points!

Terry: You can't get points for that Kevin, that's what the tag team matches were!!
Jaeger: Vere's my points for that then?
Dik Dik: And mine!
Ramenman: Ok ok, 30 points for you too. And 30 for Kid Muscle.
Brocken: Vait a--NOOOOOO!!!
Buffaloman: Ahahaha, you're back on the bottom again!!

Alisha: It's just not your day Brocken.
Kevin: Shut up Slutty.
Robin: Haha! Blindy's still losing!
Kevin: I died getting one of Sparkle's legs back!

Brocken: No it's not! TT_TT
Ramenman: 200 points for Kevin!
Terry: Well I...I mean, I...Uhh...
Buffaloman: Pfft you can't think of any more!
Terry: ...How the hell did you manage to get up to 1784 points?!
Buffaloman: Let's see...I turned good, I stopped eating people, I broke the Kinniku Buster, I beat Mammothman--
Terry: Who?!
Buffaloman: Don't interrupt!! Where was I...I gave up my Long Horns so King Muscle could have a new arm, I sacrificed myself so King Muscle could beat Akuma Shogun--
Terry: Again, WHO?!
Buffaloman: IT'S NOT IMPORTANT!! Ahem...I did important shit, that's how.
Jaeger: ...For not being close to the best vrestler of the team, you did some cool shit.
Buffaloman: ...You take that back about me not being close to being the best wrestler *_*

Alisha: That's only because he beat people no one knows or cares about.
Robin: Too true.
Kevin: I've only ever lost three times.
Robin: How'd you manage to pull that off!? You're awful!
Kevin: Everyone else was terrible and easy.
Alisha: Hmmm, sounds like Terry.

King Muscle: Uhh, actually...Akuma Shogun would've screwed the entire universe over about a million times if Buffaloman hadn't fought him to purposely lose and let Shogun steal his body. He was sort of a ghost or something. Kinda freaky.
Buffaloman: Ahahaha, I'm awesome!
Terry: But you lost.
Buffaloman: ON. PURPOSE!!!
Ramenman: 100 points for not losing a lot.
Terry: Don't give points for that!!
Ramenman: ...I gave King Muscle points for that, I gave Kid Muscle points for that...Hell I gave MYSELF points just for STAYING ALIVE.
Terry: ...Touche. And you guys are mean TT_TT

Robin: Ooo you beat a ghost, big freaking whoop.
Kevin: Terry EVERYONE is mean to you! Idiot.
Alisha: The only reason you stayed alive was because you ATE PEOPLE! Mostly Brockenman.

King Muscle: Hey it would've kicked your ass! Or had it done that already? Hmm, can't remember.
Terry: Yeah but at the moment, no one else is being mean to me...
Buffaloman: Oh I'll fix that! And make up for lost points! (swings the sledgehammer at the bars one more time making a hole just big enough for him to be able to fit through, drops the sledgehammer and gets back into the cage) Now to beat the shit out of you!!
Terry: o_o
Brocken: DADDY! (bawls)
Ramenman: ...You just HAD to start that again, didn't you? Come on Brocken, calm down, he was douchebag to you anyway!

Robin: Could not have! I'm amazing!
Kevin: Amazingly stupid.
Alisha: Don't yell at me ass-hat! *_*
Kevin: Kick his ass! YAY!

King Muscle: Not that amazing!
Ramenman: o_o Sorry...
Brocken: WAAAAAAAHH DADDY!!
Ramenman: Once again he was a douchebag to you!
Brocken: Maybe you haven't noticed Ramenman...SO IS EVERYBODY ELSE!!!!
Buffaloman: (tackles Terry, sits on him then starts punching him in the face)
Terry: (puts his arms up to block the punches)
Buffaloman: ...Wait. This happened before. OH HELL NO! (gets up and starts jumping on Terry) I'M NOT GONNA LOSE THIS TIME!!
Terry: Ow, ow, ow...You're really effing heavy! How much do you weigh, the weight of an actual buffalo?!
Buffaloman: ...Okay that's it. You're fuckin' dead!! *_*

Robin: Pfft. More amazing than you'll ever be.
Alisha: Ya you'd better be fucking sorry.*mumbles* Rip your damn face off next time.
Kevin: Did you just get scared...of Terry...?
Alisha: I think that's -1000 points.

King Muscle: As if!!
Ramenman: ...I heard that. O_O
Buffaloman: I did NOT just get scared of Terry! I just wasn't going to have this go the way the last fight did!! (stomps his foot into Terry)
Terry: ACK! Oh my god I think that was my spleen!
Buffaloman: (throws him up in the air so Terry almost hits the top of the cage, backs up then runs at where Terry's falling)
Terry: Uhh, haven't I proven yer too OLD to be able to do this?! (reaches out to grab onto Buffaloman's horns)
Buffaloman: (twists away from his hands, jumps then drives his horns down into Terry's gut and then his horns dig into the ground)
Terry: x_x

Robin: I'm way amazinger than you! You're an ugly asshole who just yells from the sidelines all the time and then somehow magically wins his matches even though the other person is clearly better than you!
Alisha: Good! I meant it!
Kevin: Great another dead body...the janitor around here is gonna have a lot of work to do.
Alisha: Maybe it'll be than same one from all the old timer matches; you know when you were somehow allowed to kill people without getting disqualified.

King Muscle: (just rolls his eyes)
Ramenman: And he has no counter-argument.
King Muscle: Oh shut up Ramenman!
Terry: (coughs up blood) Bleh...I resent that, I ain't dead! I'm just in fuckin' agony...
Buffaloman: (tries to stand up but can't because the horns are stuck) ...Uh oh. (tries to pull his head up again) ...I didn't think this through. (tries yet again) OH DAMN IT, ONLY I WOULD GET STUCK THIS WAY!!! (keeps trying) UGH!!!
Ramenman: Yeah only you would, you're the only Chojin with horns.
Buffaloman: ZIP IT!!!! Unless I'm getting points.
Ramenman: 300 points for beating Terry. -50 points for getting stuck.
Buffaloman: 1784 + 250... 2034 points! YES! I'm over the 2000 mark!!!
King Muscle: Can't you take off at least 35 more points?
Buffaloman: I'm gonna kill you if he does! (tries to reach for King Muscle but obviously can't reach) ...When I get unstuck!!! And matches were you could kill people without getting disqualified were GREAT.

Alisha: How about -35 for being a douche.
Robin: I are King Amazing! Here me roar!
Kevin: Well crap he's still alive.
Robin: (hops on Buffaloman's back)On my trusty stead Milton!
Kevin: (stomps on Terry)You dead now?

Ramenman: Hmm...He's always been like that though.
King Muscle: Ugh...
Terry: Ow, no!!
Buffaloman: Oh hell no, make Sparkle your steed!! (throws Robin off)

Robin: I can't! He's Sailor Sparkle! Plus I don't exactly know where I threw him...
Alisha: How about for not killing Terry?
Kevin: Shit.(starts jumping up and down on him)How...about...now...?
Robin: High-ho Milton, away!(hops back on Buffaloman)