I'm So Sorry

Robin:NOOOOO!!!! Sparkle! Why do you leave me!? I never let you die in battle, I feed you, I hold you when your scared; why don't you want me!?
Kevin:Atleast I'm not scared of trees Terry!
Alisha:Oh that's just....that's just wrong.....I'm not sure if that's bestiality or not since mermaids are part fish....
　
Meat: Because you scare me!
Buffaloman: (just puts Meat up on his shoulders) That's likely the best spot for you.
Meat: Whooooooaaa, what a view! Hey, could I rent this space?
Buffaloman: ...No.
Meat: Darn!
Terry: I'm tellin' ya, trees eat people Kevin! And I ain't scared o' trees, it's the roots!
Kid: But Wally's a walrus, so it's not wrong!
Brocken: Vhy...Vhy did you draw Hitler on my shirt?!
Kid: Because you're German!
Brocken: DAMNIT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU RACIST SON OF A--
Jaeger: Vhoa there!
Terry: Well my shirt's got...Why did...Why is...Why did you draw me in a skirt?! I ain't a cross-dresser!
Kid: Noooo, but you're a slut!
　
Robin:Told ya!
Kevin:Shut up dad! Why is my shirt a picture of the Queen of England giving me the finger?
Robin:Because everyone hates you, even grandma! Now come'ere Sparkle!(tries to grab Meat)
Kevin:The Queens not my grandma!
Alisha:Well your song does have killing people in it Brocken.
Kevin:Whoa mom! you can't break the fourth wall!
Robin:NERD!
　
Kid: Robin got that totally right!
Buffaloman: (hops backwards, away from Robin) Stay away from me!
Meat: And me!
Terry: I don't hate Kevin...
Terryman: You're a twerp!
Brocken: But that's no reason for him to draw Hitler! I'm nice! ...Except for the song.
Terry: Kevin, you're breaking the fourth wall by mentioning the fourth wall!
Wally: Err...Didn't you just do that too?
Terry: ...Crap.
Terryman: ...My shirt has me with a mustache and a beer and...one leg...Damnit.
Meat: ...Mine just has a slice of ham on it!
Kid: Well that ones obvious!
　
Robin:Yays! I are smart!(tries for Meat again)
Kevin:Everyone shut up about the fourth wall!!!
Robin:I'm voiced by Dan Green in the English version!
Kevin:SHUT UP DADDY!!!
　
Buffaloman: (hops away again) STAY. AWAY. FROM. ME.
Meat: And once again me!
Ramenman: Alright so we're all done with 'That-that-shall-not-be-mentioned'!
Kid: What? You mean the fo--
Terry: NO!!!!
Ramenman: ...Why does my shirt have a small Chinese girl on it?
Buffaloman: That's I-Pin. Thinking about it, you two kinda look similar. Well, if you weren't 6'9" and had a mustache.
Ramenman: Uhh...How did you know that?
Buffaloman: ...Shut up.
Ramenman: Well what does your shirt have on it?
Buffaloman: Uhh...I see...Tauros and one of those new Pokemon, a bull with an afro...Lambo...And WHAT THE HELL BUFFALO WINGS! That's CHICKEN you idiot!

Alisha:Oh just give him "Sparkle" will you!?
Robin:Buffalo wings!? Where?(grabs the shirt and starts chewing on it)
Alisha:...Or nevermind...
Kevin:I think dad has ADD.
Alisha:Nope he just found more beer(kicks an empty can)

Buffaloman: (throws the shirt across the room)
Meat: Yay someone actually bothered to save me for once!
Buffaloman: ...You owe me. (drops Meat)
Meat: Oof!
Terry: (hugs Kevin)
Brocken: Damn, I vish I had some beer!
Jaeger: But you vere an alcoholic! Don't relapse!

Robin:My beer! My buffalo wings! My Sparkle!(grabs all three and holds them in a death grip)
Alisha:Now if only he would put that shirt on...
Kevin:Bugger off!(tries to get out of Terry's hug but is unsuccessful)
　
Meat: (faints again)
Brocken: Him putting on that shirt is vishing for too much.
Buffaloman: Besides, he needs PANTS.
Terry: Alright, alright, no hugs...Yoink! (stops hugging Kevin and steals his mask) Ya look so much better without this.
　
Kevin:AHHHHH!!!!!
Robin:O.M.G.! The Hideousness! It burns! Run Sparkle! Run!(chucks Meat through the window)
Doctor:My window!
Robin:It's horrible! Make it stop!(hides behind Ramenman)
Alisha:Oh my God I think Meat's dead!!! (OoO)
　
Terry: Well, uhh...Didn't see that coming....Whoops.
Kid: MEAT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!
Meat: GUYS!
Wally: Wah! A ghost!
Meat: What? I'm not a ghost!
Jaeger: GHOOOOOOST!
Terry: Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
Meat: What? Guys, no! I'm holding onto a ledge a couple of floors down! Help meeeeeee!
Terry: (looks at Kevin's mask) ...Well, ya still ain't gettin' this back. Even if me stealin' it caused Meat to die.
Meat: BUT I'M NOT DEAD, YOU JERK!

Robin:Zombie! Somebody get some salt!
Alisha:You can't get all your supernatural information from Mona the Vampire!
Robin:Watch me!
Kevin:Guys he's not dead.
Alisha:Hush honey, we're trying to kill the zombie.
Kevin:But he's not dead!
Robin:You're right! He isn't!
Kevin:Gee thanks Da-
Robin;He's undead!
Kevin:Stop doing that! And Terry give me my mask back!
　
Wally: He's a ghost! You can't kill a ghost with salt!
Meat: I'm not dead! Or undead!
Jaeger: I alvays disliked Mona the Vampire...
Wally: What's wrong with you?!
Terry: But I like ya better without the mask...So no!
　
Robin:Kill the non-believer!!! Mona the Vampire was cool!
Kevin:Give it!(tackles Terry)
　
Jaeger: But I don't vant to be killed! It vas cool, it vas cool!
Terry: Ack! Get offa me!
Kid: Yeah Kevin, keep it in your pants!
Terry: ...Really? Did ya have ta take it there?
Kid: Yep!
Terry: (just throws the mask to Brocken)
Meat: Uhh...Help?

Robin:LIES! Kill it with fire!
Kevin:Give me my damn mask Nazi!
Alisha:I thought it was Nay-zi?
Kevin:NO! God no wonder you married dad...
　
Jaeger: No! Isn't that the vitch thing?!
Brocken: Catch, Ramenman! (throws the mask to Ramenman)
Terry: Uhh...Kev? Get offa me...
　
Kevin:Ramenman give me my mask!(jumps off of Terry and goes to get it)
Robin:I can't understand your crazy accent!
Kevin:Give it!
　
Ramenman: Err... Alright. (gives Kevin his mask)
Terry: Phew...Kevin was heavy...
Jaeger: (points at Wally) Vitch, I said vitch! Vally's a vitch!
Meat: (still holding onto the ledge outside the window) HE'S SAYING WITCH!
　
Kevin:Thank you! And I can't believe you just called me fat!
Robin:Shut up zombie I'm trying to understand this guy!
Alisha:Shouldn't we do something about him?(points to ledge)
Kevin:Eh, he's dead already, he'll be fine.

Terry: Well tacklin' me was unnecessary! (gets up, rips his pants while getting up) Aw shit...
Kid: Looks like Terry's the real fat-ass out of you two!
Terry: I'm gonna kill ya! ...Or I would but I got other problems...
Meat: I'M NOT DEAD!
Jaeger: My accent's not that hard to understand...
　
Robin:Stop trying to control my mind!!!
Alisha:Awe look! His butt's still cute!
Kevin:Mom that's creepy on so many levels...
Alisha:Hush Bilvintty, mommies busy.
Kevin:Not you too!
　
Jaeger: But...But...hehe, butt...
Terry: OK Jaeger ya like my ass now shut up! (steals Brocken's coat and ties it around his waist) There...Now Kevin's mom might stop bein' creepy...
Buffaloman: That's impossible.
　
Alisha:Watch it ugly.
Robin:Don't you dare insult my wife! My son:absolutely, my wife:you die.
Alisha:Awe!
Kevin:Jaeger stop staring at my boyfriend!
　
Terry: OK, OK...sheesh... (hides behind Kevin)
Jaeger: Fine...
Meat: HELP!
　
Kevin:Don't hide behind me! You said I was ugly AND fat!!!
Robin:Geez since when did I get a daughter?
Alisha:Calm down Meat we're coming! We'll make a rope out of these t-shirts.
　
Terry: You ain't ugly, and--
Kid: And Terry's the fat one since he ripped his pants!
Terry: ...I'm gonna kill you...
Jaeger: And here I thought Terry vas the girl of the relationship...
Terry: HEY!
Kid: Don't make a rope out of the T-shirts! I worked hard on them!
Wally: A three year old could draw better!

Alisha:Hell Robin could draw better.
Robin:Could not.
Kevin:Wow people are actually being kind of nice to!
Robin:Stop it!
Alisha:(starts ripping up shirts)
　
Buffaloman: Ramenman's mustache could draw better!
Ramenman: ...Likely.
Terry: And Kid keeps calling me fat!
Jaeger: There ve go, that's vhat I thought...
Terry: What? That I'm fat?!
Jaeger: Nein, nein, just that you vould complain like a girl!
Terry: Ya better not be callin' me fat...
Ramenman: (starts tying the ripped shirts together)
　
Robin:I think they're both the girls...
Kevin:Terry's the girl!
Alisha:(throws "rope" out the window)Hold on tight!
Robin:What'cha doin'?
Alisha:Saving Mea-Sparkle! Yes Sparkle.
Robin:Sparkle no! I'll save you!(starts heaving on the "rope")
　
Terry: But why do I have ta be the girl?
Meat: (grabs onto the "rope" and gets pulled up) Yay!
Kid: Meat!
Jaeger: (still staring at Terry)
Terry: Stop that, Jaeger!
　
Kevin:Because my parents hating me has made stronger both physically and mentally! Meanwhile you're still scared of roots so therefore you are the girl.
Robin:SPARKLE!!! I MISSED YOU SOOOOOO MUCH!(hugs Meat)I'm never letting go!

Terry: So if I'm not scared o' roots no more, am I still the girl?
Wally: I thought he was the girl because he takes like an hour in the bathroom every morning.
Terry: I don't take an hour! ...More like 50 minutes...
Meat: Eep!
　
Robin:Come on Sparkle! Let's ride out of here!(jumps on Meat's back)WEEEE!
Alisha:Oh...oh my...
Kevin:Actually it's more like 76...I counted.
Robin:Whoo hoo!
　
Meat: Gah! (falls over and passes out) @_@
Terry: It's not 76! It's only 76 when...Actually no I ain't gonna humiliate myself by finishin' that sentence...
Brocken: Oh, that reminds me... (takes back his coat)
Terry: Hey! Gimme that, I need it more than you do!

Kevin:He means when he man-scapes.
Robin:WEE! Ride on Sparkle! Sparkle...Sparkle(nudges with toe)...NO! NOT AGAIN! BREATHE SPARKLE! BREATHE!(starts giving mouth-to-mouth)
Kevin:Daddy that's gross...
Robin:So's your face! Breathe damnit!(continues)

Terry: Man-sca--No! That ain't what I meant!
Buffaloman: Poor Meat...
Meat: (wakes up) AGHGHGHGHGHHHH!
Terry: (trying to cover where he ripped his pants, starts whistling)