Status: Ongoing!

I'm So Sorry

NOT SUSAN!

Robin:Your okay!(glomps)Now stop dying or I'll lock you in the closet again!
Alisha:Again?
Kevin:(mocking Terry)Stop covering up Terry I like your pants ripped!
 
Meat: O_O I don't wanna be locked in a closet..
Terry: Hey it ain't the same as you not havin' your mask!
Jaeger: ...Hehe, butt...
Terry: Seriously, Jaeger, STOP THAT!
 
Robin:Then quit dying and let's keep riding!(puts on a cowboy hat)Right out into the sunset! Hiya!(digs in spurs)
Alisha:O_O Where the hell did that come from?
Kevin:It is too! I don't like my face showing, you don't like your nuts showing! Same difference.

Meat: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Terry: No it ain't! Your face is perfectly fine, whereas Jaeger is really freakin' me out!
Ramenman: Not to mention you could get arrested for indecent exposure.
Terry: Hey butt out!
Jaeger: (snickers)
Terry: Ack, bad choice o' words...
 
Alisha:Wouldn't that apply to that too?(points at Robin riding around on Meat)
Kevin:I think that's just more disturbing then anything...good thing we're at therapy.
Alisha:Ya too bad it doesn't seem TO BE DOING ANYTHING!!!
Doctor:Hey I got you to express your feelings didn't I?
Alisha:AND JUST WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT!?(points at Robin again)
Doctor:Exploring your childish side.
 
Ramenman: Err...Yes, I guess that would apply...
Buffaloman: Can I call the cops?
Terry: NO! I ain't potentially gettin' arrested just 'cause I ripped my pants!
Buffaloman: Then can I at least throw the doctor out the window or something?
Ramenman: No.
Buffaloman: You people are no fun.
 
Kevin:What are you drunk now too?
Doctor:You can't phone the cops, there are no phones in this room.
Kevin:That's a bit creepy...
Doctor:Hehehe.
Alisha: (O_O) Eeeeeee.
Robin:Ride my pony!
Alisha:I thought Meat....er Sparkle, was a unicorn?
Robin:Ride my unicorn!
Kevin:This is so wrong.

Brocken: The person here vho's drunk is Robin...Unfortunately.
Buffaloman: God damnit...
Wally: I wanna go home...
Terry: This is awful...
Jaeger: ...I know something else Terry vould like to ride (snickers)
Terry: JAEGER I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
 
Kevin:Ya shut the hell up Jaeger! Atleast his dad's not a Nazi!
Robin:Sparkle attack the witch for mutiny!
Alisha:This really does suck....

Jaeger: Hmph...
Meat: Uhh...
Wally: OK OK I changed my mind, I wanna stay here!
Ramenman: That it does...
Terry: I can't believe I'm sayin' this, but I wish I still had that effin' T-shirt Kid made...Oh, wait! (takes off his shirt and ties it around his waist) That's better!
Wally: ...Somehow.
 
Kevin:Well that's one problem solved. Now what about that one?(looks at Robin chasing Wally around the room on Meat)
Doctor:That's what therapy is for!
Alisha and Kevin:SHUT UP!
 
Ramenman: That one seems to be unsolvable. At least until one of them passes out.
Terry: I bet 10 bucks Wally passes out first!
Jaeger: You're on! It'll be Meat!
Terryman: I say it's gonna be the walrus.
Ramenman: Likely Meat.
Buffaloman: No, Wally!
Brocken: Meat!
 
Robin:Me!
Kevin:Meat already passed out! That's cheating!
Robin:Me!
Alisha:It's so Wally.
Robin:Me!
 
Jaeger: Doesn't mean he couldn't pass out again before Vally!
Terry: Oh please, Wally can barely run!
Wally: (passes out and falls on Terry)
Terry: Gah! I win the bet but...Someone get this tub o' lard offa me!
 
Robin:Yay! I killed the witch! Victory lap Sparkle!
Kevin:how much d'ya think he weighs?
Alisha:I don't know. 4-500 pounds.
Robin:Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!
 
Jaeger: Doesn't mean he couldn't pass out again before Vally!
Terry: Oh please, Wally can barely run!
Wally: (passes out and falls on Terry)
Terry: Gah! I win the bet but...Someone get this tub o' lard offa me!
 
Robin:Yay! I killed the witch! Victory lap Sparkle!
Kevin:how much d'ya think he weighs?
Alisha:I don't know. 4-500 pounds.
Robin:Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!
 
Meat: (passes out yet again)
Terry: Who cares how much Wally weighs, I'm sorta bein' crushed right now! Get him offa me!
Buffaloman: (picks Wally up and moves him) You're such a pansy, Terry.
Terry: Oh shut up, I beat you before.
Buffaloman: BEGINNER'S LUCK!
 
Alisha:Ya Terry couldn't whoop my ass and I don't even fight.
Kevin:She's got a point Terry, you do kind of suck.
Robin:Damnit Sparkle! To the closet with you!
Alisha:What closet is this!?
Robin:The one that doesn't lead to Narnia.
Kevin:That's ALL of them!
Robin:You just don't believe! Just like Susan! Ya that's right, you're a Susan!
Kevin:NOOOOO!!!! Not Susan! She sucks!

Terry: How do I suck?!
Jaeger: (snickers)
Terry: I SWEAR TO GOD JAEGER, YOU SAY ONE WORD AND I'M REALLY GOING TO KILL YOU THIS TIME!
Ramenman: What is this 'Narnia'?!
Brocken: Read the series!
Mars: (a smoke bomb goes off and when the smoke clears he's standing there) Bwahaha!
Terry: AHHHHHHHHHHH!! (jumps up into Kevin's arms and he starts crying)
Kid: (pulls off the Mars mask) Ha ha Terry!
Terry: Y-you...asshole..!!

Alisha:I told you that you suck.
Kevin:*sigh*It's okay Terry(pats on back)
Alisha:Wow he really is the girl.
Robin:How dare you have never read Narnia!
 
Terry: (sniffles) Sh-shut up...Mars nearly killed me once so he freaks me out...
Jaeger: I agree vith Alisha, you suck.
Terry: Oh shut up he hospitalized you too!
Kid: You just don't have a sense of humor Terry.
Ramenman: I've been busy! I haven't had the time to read Narnia!
 
Robin:There's always time for Narnia! Even while dying!
Alisha:Ya Terry get a sense of humor you giant baby!
Kevin:We've all almost died many time wimpy, suck it up and be a real man!
Alisha:I don't think that's possible...

Ramenman: Oh shut up...
Buffaloman: Pfft, he's a bigger baby than Brocken and Brocken actually got killed and brought back to life A LOT!
Brocken: ...Thank you for pointing that out...
Terry: I hate you all!
 
Kevin:Yay! We're bonding!
Robin:Like Siamese twins?
Kevin:No dad...like the kind you and I never had.
Robin:Ohhh...stop it!
Alisha:Didn't Ramenman like eat him or something?
Robin:Ahhhhh! Cannibal! Get him witch!
 
Ramenman: I ate his father, thank you very much!
Brocken: (starts bawling again) Daddy!
Ramenman: ...Crap!
Terry: (grumbling to himself)
Wally: (still passed out)
 
Alisha:Nice job idiot, now he's crying again.
Robin:Maybe he's the girl?
Kevin:THIS RELATIONSHIP IS NOT A THREESOME!
 
Ramenman: Hey, your the one who asked if I ate him!
Terryman: Even if it were, I reckon Terry would still be the girl.
Terry: Thanks Daddy! Hate ya...

Alisha:Awe you and Kevin were meant to be!
Robin:He's marrying the Fair Doctor? Sweet! Free rides! High five!
Kevin:No dad, she meant me...and we're not getting married!
Robin:Oh ew! That's gross! Why would you marry that thing?
Kevin:Ya, thanks daddy.
 
Terry: ...Dads are douchebags.
Jaeger: Mine's not!
Buffaloman: ...Yours is bawling his eyes out.
Jaeger: ...Shut up.
Terry: Haha your daddy's a crybaby!
Jaeger: Shut up!
 
Kevin:Don't forget a raging Nazi.
Alisha:Plus he dies all the time.
Robin:Haha! Your dad sucks! You're such a loser.
Doctor:Ah, so I can see everyone has "daddy-issues".
Kevin:Gee ya think?
 
Brocken: (sniffles) Stop it vith the Nazi comments...And I don't die now, that vas vhen I vas 20!
Jaeger: At least my dad isn't a jerk to me!
Buffaloman: No, he only couldn't be bothered to look after you when you were a small child. Nope, dumping you on your aunt and uncle totally doesn't make him a jerk.
Jaeger: ...Shut up...
Terry: Wow, took ya 'til now ta figure out we all got daddy issues?!
 
Doctor:I never said I was good!
Alisha:Well no wonder we're all fucked up now!!!
Robin:Don't cry Jaeger! Atleast you're not Kevin! God that boy sucks.
Kevin:I'm not the one riding around naked, wearing and cowboy hat and spurs on a midget named Meat!
Robin:That's 'cause you have no imagination! You probably didn't read Narnia ether!
Kevin:YES I DID!!! You made me read it 10 times and watch the movies for 3 days straight!!!!
 
Buffaloman: Speak for yourself Alisha, I have no issues!
Ramenman: Then why are you here?
Buffaloman: I was out in the hall with you in case any of them got out when Kid showed up after eating burritos, remember?
Ramenman: Oh yeah...
Jaeger: Ja, at least I'm not Kevin! I feel better now!
Brocken: ...I still just vish I vas drunk.
 
Robin:My beer!(grabs all beer)
Alisha:You think about stabbing people with your horns Buffalo Wings!
Kevin:That's hurts ya know!
Robin:No one cares about you Bilvintty!
 
Brocken: Hmph.
Buffaloman: Buffalo wings are goddamn CHICKEN, how many times do I have to say that?! And I'm a lot more normal than the rest of you!!
Jaeger: Don't vorry Kevin, ve all seem to be meaner to Terry than ve are to you!
Terry: Why?!
Jaeger: You're a slut you deserve it!
Terry: That's shit reasoning!
 
Kevin:I'm not the most hated for once! YES!!!
Robin:Don't worry son, I still hate you! ^_^
Alisha:Well maybe they should make them out of buffalo instead!
Robin:Yummy! Let's eat him!(takes out knife and fork)
Alisha:O_O Where do you keep getting this stuff!?
Robin:Internet?
 
Terry: ...Once again, I hate you all.
Buffaloman: I'm not a buffalo you idiots, I'm still a person!
Ramenman: A buffalo-like person.
Buffaloman: Shut up you...If anyone tries to eat me, I'm gonna skewer them and then roast their bodies over and open fire and after that feed it to everyone else!

Robin:Would they come with barbecue sauce?
Alisha:ROBIN!
Robin:I'm hungry! (TT_TT)
Kevin:Fine I hate you too Terry. :P
 
Buffaloman: Maybe. Wait...Yes. Yes they would. But I don't see anyone else suggesting eating me, so I guess your shit outta luck either way!
Terry: Well everyone else hates me so why should I care whether you hate me or not?
 
Kevin:Oh that's real nice to say to your boyfriend...
Robin:WAAAAAAA! ME HUNGRY!
Kevin:This is why we're in counseling!
Robin:Feeeed meeeee!
Kevin:Dad! SHUT! UP!
 
Terry: Shut up or your sleeping on the couch for the next month!
Jaeger: Vell somebody's cranky.
Terry: Shut up Jaeger.
Buffaloman: Shut up Robin no one's got food!
Kid: Speak for yourself! (pulls out a dish of Cow and Rice)
 
Robin:Mine!(snatches it)
Kevin:It's my apartment! If anything you're sleeping on the couch!
Alisha:That's what we give you money for every month!?
Kevin:I don't have a job now that the tournaments over!

Kid: Noooo! (takes it back)
Terry: If you put me on the couch, I'm stealing all your masks!
Terryman: Why do you two pay for him?!
Jaeger: Job-less loser!

Alisha:He doesn't! And I just feel bad for him.
Kevin:You steal my masks and I'll cut off your mullet!
Robin:Mine!(steals back and starts running around the room)
Kevin:And what are you talking about Jaeger!? You don't have a job ether!
 
Terryman: Ah...Well I don't pay for Terry.
Terry: You touch the mullet and your not gonna be a man anymore!
Kid: (chases Robin) Gimme my Cow and Rice!
Jaeger: I work at a butcher shop! ...Part-time.
 
Alisha:Ew.
Kevin:Atleast I'm a man right now GIRL!
Robin:Hiss!(stops and swallows it all in one glup)Haha!
 
Terry: (kicks Kevin in the nuts)
Kid: Aw! No fair!
Wally: (wakes up) ...What'd I miss?
Jaeger: A lot. You missed a lot.
Alisha:Look at Robin and you'll figure some of it out, also apparently Terry and Kevin are fighting.
Kevin:Motherfucker! That's it I'll be back!(jumps out broken window)
Robin:Ah! The witch is back! Get it Sparkle!(throws Meat at Wally)
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Susan really is aweful though. "Narnia isn't real." Bullshit!