I'm So Sorry

Terry: But I thought you were!! Before the video and shit I really thought I'd only slept with you, Checkmate and Jaeger and you were before either of those two! Apparently no one else gave me anything worth remembering when they got me piss ass wasted!
Terryman: I wonder how many of my friends actually gotta die 'cause of this...Lemme see...Robin, King Muscle, Geronimo...Canadianman...
　
Alisha:Your standards are pretty low there Terry.
Robin:Yay! I get to die!
Alisha:Honey that's not a good thing.
Robin:LIES!
Kevin:I personally don't think dad should die on a count of stupidity.
Robin:Stop jinxing it!
　
Terry: I know my standards are low okay! I'm usin' really low standards as a way of explainin' to myself WHY I ever gave Jaeger the go ahead!
Jaeger: Hey, vhy me?
Terry: (being sarcastic) Oh I don't know, maybe because of all the comments I've threatened to kill you for?!
Terryman: ...If he don't die on a count of stupidity, what the hell is he gonna die of? Old age? Yeah right! ...But okay seein' as he's kinda happy 'bout it, I won't kill him.
　
Robin:WAAAAA!
Alisha:My guess is someones just going to go berserk and probably kill him...my moneys on Meat.
Kevin:Are you saying I'm a low standard!? T_T
Robin:Waaa!
　
Brocken: ...Vell Terry just put his foot in his mouth.
Natsuko: Alisha I'd bet ya on that, but it's obviously gonna be Meat.
Terry: Nooooooooo, your not a low standard...Jaeger's the low standard, that's what I meant...Haha, I regret sleeping with him...
Jaeger: Hey!
Terry: Shut up!
　
Kevin:How can you laugh at a time like this!?
Alisha:Just keep digging that hole Slutty McButtsex; just keep digging.
Robin:What hole?
Alisha:Uh! It's figure of speech!
Robin:Speech has figures?
Alisha:Di-er-urgh-uh-fine! Sure why not!?

Brocken: I believe Terry just put both feet in his mouth.
Jaeger: Vouldn't doubt it, he can fit a lot in his mouth...
Brocken: (punches Jaeger in the head) Stop that!
Terry: I..Err...Who said I laughed? Lies! All lies!
　
Robin:That's my line Slutty! Back off!
Alisha:And now you've pissed off Robin too, who knows you could get murdered before he does.
Robin:No way!
Kevin:I can't believe you! I just forgive you and you screw me over again!
　
Brocken: There's 3 blunders.
Jaeger: I vonder how many more he'll have...
Wally: Likely a lot.
Terry: Ok, ok...I didn't mean to, Kev! I'm sooorry! If it makes you feel any better, you were the best!
　
Kevin:OH GREAT! I'm the best out of, let's see who we have to pick here:Canadianman, Jaeger, Meat, my dad, Dik Dik, Wally and Monsieur Cheeks! THAT'S FREAKING AWESOME!!!!
Robin:Don't forget Kid Muscle.
Alisha:Hey Slutty McButtsex, how can he be the best if you don't remember any of it?
Robin:Oooooo!
　
Brocken: There's four.
Terry: Oh come on! Your the only one I slept with that wasn't accidental!
Jaeger: Checkmate vas forgotten again...
Terry: Shut UP, Jaeger! And uh...I kinda assume he was the best...
　
Kevin:Oh so now I sucked!
Robin:Obviously not enough. ^_^
Kevin:SHUT THE HELL UP DAD I'M TALKING TO MY DOUCHEBAG OF A BOYFRIEND SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robin:o_o Meep.
Alisha:Whoa....Terry I think you should shut up by this point.
　
Brocken: ...Five.
Terry: Err...yeah, I'm...I'm shutting up now. o_o
Natsuko: Good call.
　
Alisha:...Sooo....
Kevin:(fuming goes and sits on the couch)
Robin:(rocking back and forth on the floor)
Alisha:Well this just got awkward....Robin say something stupid.
Robin:I'm scared.
　
Buffaloman: (wakes up) Ugh...OW my head!! ...What'd I--
Brocken: (stuffs one of his socks into Buffaloman's mouth) Don't ask that! I think it vould be suicidal right now!
Buffaloman: o_o (spits out Brocken's sock) ...Why the hell does that taste like BBQ sauce and maple syrup?
Brocken: ...Don't ask that either.
　
Robin:Let me try!(starts eating sock)
Alisha:Gross. But why does it taste like...maple syrup and BBQ sauce?
Robin:And feet!
Alisha:Yes...and feet...
　
Brocken: Vell it's obvious vhy it tastes like feet...
Buffaloman: But what about the BBQ sauce and maple syrup, damnit! That's not what normal socks taste like!
Brocken: (just smiles) Not telling!
Buffaloman: ...When you're smiling like that, I don't wanna know anymore!
　
Alisha:That's just gross...and weird.
Robin:It's probably something sexual to do with Slutty McButtsex.
Alisha:Most likely.
Kevin:Raahhh!!!!
　
Brocken: It has nothing to do vith him!
Terry: Eep!
Buffaloman: Uhh...What?
Brocken: Just...Just leave it for now...
Buffaloman: Fine...
　
Alisha:Then what is it?
Robin:Story time!
Alisha:Look we're not getting out of here til we fix our problems so just tell us.
Kevin:Ooo one guy who didn't have sex with Terry that's great.(huffs and turns away again)
　
Jaeger: It vas an Aprils Fools Day joke!
Brocken: ...A not very funny one at that.
Buffaloman: Sex with Terry? That's what he's mad about?
Brocken: Ja. Robin made us vatch one of the tapes.
Buffaloman: ...That just reminds me that I could hear them all! Assholes stole all my alcohol.
　
Alisha:Oh dude...
Kevin:AND YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!?
Robin:What April Fool's day joke? The one where Jaeger told you he was gay?
Kevin:RRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
　
Buffaloman: I tried. They locked me in my room and decided to barricade my door, so I couldn't do shit. Then the next day I had to take Terry to the infirmary because he kept screaming that his liver was burning because they poured every last drop of my alcohol down his throat and nearly killed him.
Brocken: No, this vas a different one. Though the gay one didn't end vell... (punches Jaeger in the head)
　
Kevin:*mumbles*Deserves it.
Robin:Battle royale!
Alisha:....WHAT!?
　
Terry: Hey...
Brocken: Err...Vhat now?
　
Robin:^_^
Alisha:...Moving on. What the hell happened to your socks?
Robin:Was it when they thought Jaeger was a crazy German lady?
Kevin:Shut up Terry I'm mad at you!
　
Jaeger: I AM A MAN!
Brocken: You just HAD to get him started on that! Anyvay, the socks...Jaeger filled all my socks vith maple syrup, and filled my boots with BBQ sauce. It vas disgusting!
Terry: Ok Kevin, sorry Kevin...
　
Robin:Socks taste good!
Kevin:(mocking Terry)Oh I'm sorry Kevin! Ya like I haven't heard that before!
Alisha:That's pretty gross Jaeger.
Robin:Dude looks like a lady!
　
Jaeger: Ja, but it vas funny vhen he screamed...(attacks Robin) I. AM. A. MAN!!!!
Brocken: ...It vasn't funny, I almost had a heart attack.
Terry: Fine then, be mad at me! Maybe I don't care! (hugs Checkmate)
　
Kevin:Fine! Then maybe I'll just keep all your stuff in the apartment!
Alisha:Terry you definitely end up with the bad part up the breaking up deal.
Robin:Help! Crazy German lady attacking me!
Alisha:Hahahahaha!!!
　
Terry: (jumps away from Checkmate) Oh, did I say I didn't care? That ain't what I meant...
Jaeger: I AM A MAN!!!!!!!! A MAN!!!!
Brocken: (snickers)
　
Kevin:Ya I can tell from the way you automatically went to Checkmate.
Robin:Lies!
Alisha:That has yet to be decided. Hehe.
Robin:Why is the crazy German lady yelling at me?
　
Terry: Hey, it was just a hug. It means nothin'.
Checkmate: *_*
Terry: Err...That's creepy...
Jaeger: I AM NOT A VOMAN! I'M A MAN!!!!!
　
Robin:Whats a 'vomen'?
Alisha:It means:crazy lady, in German.
Robin:Yay I'm learning!
Kevin:Checkmate seems to think different.(pout)
　
Jaeger: ..I'm a man...A manly man...
Brocken: (tries not to laugh)
Jaeger: Vhat?!
Brocken: That vas funny...A manly man...You keep thinking that, Jaeger. You keep thinking that.
Checkmate: (pins Terry to the floor)
Terry: Ah, Checkmate, your goin' a little far, don't ya think?
　
Alisha:O_O'''
Robin:Manly wo-man!
Kevin:GET OFF MY EX-BOYFRIEND!!!!
Alisha:And the day gets more disturbing.
Robin:I want ice cream.
　
Jaeger: (goes back to attacking Robin) I (punch) AM (punch) A (punch) MAN!!!! (kick)
Checkmate: ...If he's your ex, then why does it matter?
Terry: TT_TT Please get off...
Brocken: Ice cream vould be good...
　
Robin:Haha! That tickles!
Kevin:B-b-because-
Alisha:He still has feelings for Terry.
Kevin:No! Its because we already have one naked guy in here, we don't need two more.

　
Jaeger: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
Brocken: ...Anger issues.
Terry: Aw, I was kinda hopin' it was your mom's point! But your point is good too Kevin! Now get offa me Checkmate! ...Please.
Checkmate: Hmm...I don't know...
Terry: Oh come ON! Just get off!

　
Alisha:Brocken are you really surprised with this group?
Robin:Naked!
Kevin:Just get off!
Robin:Jaeger your stupid! Girls can't fight!
　
Brocken: Nope.
Checkmate: ...Oh alright. (gets up)
Terry: Phew... (stands up)
Jaeger: I AM A MAN!!
　
Robin:LIAR!
Kevin:Thank goodness.
Alisha:Ya 'cause adding sex in the room would make it soo much worse, you know next to the sex tapes, demonic possession and your father being a dipshit.
Robin:You dip your food in shit?
Alisha:Uh. To hell with you Robin.
Robin:But I'm playing with the crazy lady!
Alisha:Fine. Finish your play-date.
Robin:Gracias!
　
Terry: Well I'm relieved.
Jaeger: I AM A MAN!!!! (starts foaming at the mouth)
Brocken: Oh schnitzel I thought ve had this under control! (pulls Jaeger away from Robin and jabs him with a tranquilizer)
Jaeger: (falls unconscious)
Brocken: ...Problem solved!

　
Alisha:YOU'VE HAD A TRANQUILIZER THIS WHOLE TIME AND YOU'RE JUST USING IT NOW!!!
Kevin:WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU BROCKEN!!!???
Robin:YELLING!
Kevin and Alisha:SHUT UP!
　
Brocken: I FORGOT ABOUT IT, OKAY?! (starts swearing at them in German until his face turns blue)
Buffaloman: Hey, you look like Brockenman--OH FUCK.
Brocken: (starts bawling) Daddy!
　
Alisha:Oh not again!
Kevin:GREAT JOB BUFFALO WINGS!!!
Alisha:Why, oh why would you bring Brockenman back up?
Robin:Why are all the Brocken's a bunch of babies?
　
Buffaloman: I only brought Brockenman back up because Brocken was going blue in the face, and Brockenman was blue! Sorry for making a connection!
Terryman: I dunno, why is half of everyone in here a baby?
　
Robin:He's like a smurf!
Alisha:Is there anyone left in here who hasn't cried besides me and Natsuko?
Robin:Sparkle hasn't.
　
Terryman: I haven't.
Buffaloman: I haven't either.
Meat: Hm? I haven't been paying attention for a while.
Terry: (sulking)
　
Alisha:And there goes another one.
Robin:Quiet Sparkle! I own you now!
Kevin:If we all cry can we leave?
Doctor:(from outside the door)Maybe.
Kevin:Great...
　
Meat: ...Greeeat.
Buffaloman: I'm not crying for a "maybe". Besides, I'm sure Brocken's cried enough for two people by now.
Terry: (glaring at a wall)
Kid: What'd the wall do to you?
Terry: ...You never pay attention, do ya?
Kid: None whatsoever!
　
Alisha:He's just mad that everyone found out what a slut he is.
Kevin:And that now he'll never get some of his stuff back and has to move back home.
Robin:Hush Sparkle, I didn't say you could talk.
Alisha:Slutty you're almost as bad as Kevin now.
Robin:I'll drink to that!(chugs another beer)
　
Terry: Can't you at least gimme my stuff back? Pleeeeease?
Checkmate: *_*
Terry: CHECKMATE STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!
Checkmate: Aw, I didn't think you'd notice...
Terry: Well I did and it's super creepy!
Buffaloman: Ugh, this is giving me a headache...Well making it worse, I've had a headache since I woke up...
Terry: That would be because I smashed your head into steel.
Buffaloman: ...Oh. (throws Terry into a wall) ...Oh wait a minute he's missing some of his scalp isn't he?
Terry: (his head's bleeding like crazy)
Buffaloman: ...Sparkle did it.
　
Kevin:Checkmate stop checking out Terry.
Alisha:I thought you didn't care.*smirk*
Kevin:I-I don't!
Robin:Don't you dare bring him into this or I'll start haunting your every waking moment; even when we get out of here and I'll become the nightmare from which you never wake.
Alisha and Kevin:o_o'
　
Checkmate: Then what's the big deal?
Buffaloman: ...Alrighty...Brocken did it.
Terryman: He's bawlin' like a baby!
Natsuko: ...I've seen babies cry less.
Buffaloman: OK THEN WALLY DID IT! ARE WE ALL HAPPY NOW?!
Terryman: ...Okay.
Natsuko: Ye--WAAAAIT, no! My son, slutty though he is, is still bleeding like crazy on the floor! No I'm not happy!
　
Alisha:Just go apeshit Natsuko; it's fun. ^_^
Kevin:It matters because...well...it's making him sulk and we already have enough problems we're trying to solve as it is. In case you didn't know it's our only way out of here so stop creating more problems!
Robin:The witch strikes again! Wait I killed it...twice...*gasp*ZOMBIE WITCH! Sparkle save me!(uses Meat as a human shield)

Natsuko: Hmm...I dunno. Wouldn't that just be a problem that has to be solved?
Wally: Err...I'm not sure if Checkmate is what's making Terry sulk. But he's unconscious right now so I guess we don't have to worry about that right now...
Brocken: (stops crying) Ok...I'm good.
Meat: Err...