I'm So Sorry

Alisha:Naw! It's super fun and you get to let out all your frustrations!
Kevin:He's not dead is he?
Robin:Sparkle you're unhelpful.(throws into wall)
Alisha:No I don't think so. But I bet you anything Brocken will start crying again in about a half hour.

Wally: (checks Terry's pulse) No, he's still alive.
Meat: Ack!
Brocken: I vill not!!
Terry: (wakes up) Uhhh...Woooo, I feel light-headed...

Kevin: Hey doc' can we leave if someone dies?
Doctor: Nope.
Robin: Wheres that voice coming from? 0o0
Kevin: I'm not sure if this guys even a doctor.
Doctor: That's for me to know and for you to find out.

Brocken: (stops Terry's head from bleeding again and re-bandages it) There ve go.
Natsuko: So he won't die now?
Brocken: ...I didn't say that, it's just less likely.
Natsuko: Ok then.

Kevin: Well as long as he doesn't die.
Alisha: Well now what do we do?
Kevin: Fix our problems so we can get the hell out of here duh!
Alisha: You're on thin ice child.

Buffaloman: We're already screwed, Brocken can't fix his issues!
Jaeger: (wakes up) ...Ve're doomed.
Terryman: Yeah, he got his anger issues to deal with too.
Natsuko: We ain't ever gettin' outta here...

Alisha:What're you complaining about you've only been here for ten minutes! The rest of us have been here for hours with this crap!
Kevin: Atleast Ramenman got out; maybe he'll rescue us.
Robin: And bring ice cream! ^_^
Kevin: That part I doubt.

Buffaloman: I doubt he's gonna come back at all!
Natsuko: Sorry, didn't mean to complain.
Terry: (back to glaring at the wall)
Jaeger: Terry's back to being moody!
Terry: Shut up Jaeger!

Robin: Slutty McButtsex is being emo! Terryman your son's more annoying than mine! Though mine is still freaking aweful!
Kevin: Uhh...you know what I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
Alisha: It's the best you'll ever get so...
Robin: STOP BEING EMO!

Terry: I refuse! I'll be emo if I want to be!!
Terryman: I told you he was annoying!!
Natsuko: Terry sweetie, please don't be emo...
Terry: But Mommy, I don't wanna!

Kevin: Wow. That was just sad. Tell me why I dated you again?
Robin: He's the only one that likes you.
Kevin: Oh ya...screw that I'd rather be hated.
Alisha: Mommy still loves you!
Kevin: That's nice. -_-'

Terry: Hey Brocken...I know your packin' a knife.
Brocken: ...Dunno vhat you're talking about!
Terry: You always carry a combat knife for the Red Rain of Pain! Now give it!
Brocken: After the emo thing, I don't think I should...

Alisha: Don't give him that!
Kevin: We don't need another person to die and then become a zombie.
Robin: ZOMBIE! Sparkle kill!(throws Meat at Terry)

Terry: (ducks so Meat hits Brocken square in the face)
Brocken: (knocked out)
Terry: Hmm...Try to find the knife myself or wait for him to come to...Oh hell I've done worse! (tries to find the knife)

Kevin: No Terry!(dive bombs Terry)We need to fix our problems not make them worse!
Robin: Buuuuutttttttsssssseeeeeexxxxxxxx...
Alisha: What are you the Ghost of Gayness Past?
Robin: Maaayyyyybbbbbeeeeee.
Alisha: Oh shove it Robin.

Terry: But that will fix my problems!
Wally: No it won't Terry!
Terry: Shut up Wally!

Kevin :If you don't cut it out I will sing Baby over and over again until your ears fall off!!!!
Alisha: o_O Terry for the love of God please stop the emo.
Kevin: I swear I'll do it Terry!

Terry: You wouldn't!
Natsuko: Terry don't push him!
Buffaloman: If he starts singing Baby I'm going to rip your intestines out of your body!
Terry: ...Hmmm...

Alisha: The goal is NOT to kill him Buffalo Wings.
Kevin: Idiot.
Robin: Where do babies come from?
Alisha: Uhh....
Kevin: ......o_o

Buffaloman: Yeah, well...That's no fun.
Terry: ...Well that's awkward.
Brocken: (wakes up) Uhh...Vhat'd I miss?
Buffaloman: You missed Terry searching you for that combat knife. Then Kevin tackled him and threatened to sing Baby over and over.
Brocken: o_o

Alisha: Bet you're wishing you'd stayed asleep now aren't ya?
Robin: Brocken where do babies come from?

Brocken: Ja...I feel kinda violated...Babies? They come from vomen's vaginas. Next!
Terry: ...Wow.

Alisha: ....Man....
Kevin: Brocken he has the mind of a five year old, atleast say it comes from storks or something!
Robin: Whats a vagina?
Alisha: Here we go.
Kevin: Nice one idiot.

Jaeger: He doesn't sugar-coat anything...
Brocken: It's the muscular tube in a voman's body that leads from the external genitals to the uterus. Done.
Terry: He can explain that shamelessly?
Jaeger: He explained it all to me vhen I vas nine. I vas traumatized.

Alisha: Brocken I'm gonna find that demon and I'm gonna use it to kill you.
Robin: Whats a-
Kevin: Hey look Sparkle!
Robin: SPARKLE!(hugs Meat)

Brocken: (takes out the combat knife and spins it around in his hand) Vhy?
Terry: Knife! Knife! (tackles Brocken)
Brocken: Oh snitzel I forgot he vanted that! (notices the knife flew over by Alisha's foot) Oh hey Alis--Oh vait, you vant to kill me...Shit.
Terry: (just sitting on Brocken's back) Haha! ...Wait I still don't have that knife.

Kevin: This could be bad...
Alisha: (picks up knife and has a creepy grin on her face)
Robin: Uh oh spagettio!
Alisha: Why hello again everyone did you miss me? I missed your flesh. *_*
Kevin: Nice Brocken, very nice!

Brocken: I'm sorry!
Terry: At least this can benefit me!
Natsuko: Terry stop talking like that!
Terry: Never!
Brocken: ...Great, and there's novhere for me to run this time...

Alisha: Terry you bore me and your too much of a baby to enjoy killing plus your flesh tastes like dog food.
Kevin: Ha! Not even demons like you Slutty!
Alisha: So that leaves me with the Nazi, Checkmate or the fudged up Buffalo...
Robin: Why not me!?
Alisha: Shut up Robin.

Terry: Hmph, the people who want to die never get killed...
Brocken: I'm not so sure about that...
Terry: Well Robin seems excited to die for some reason but he's not getting killed, I have nothing to live for and therefore want to die and I'm not getting killed...
Brocken: I still don't think saying "I vanna die!" is going to help.
Terry: Yeah but your also a baby, so it might help.
Brocken: ...I vanna die. Kill me.

Alisha: Okay then. You're first.
Robin: Awe!
Kevin:That probably would've worked if she couldn't HEAR YOU TALKING! This isn't like Naruto or something where you can announce your attack and then attack without anyone doing anything.
Alisha: C'mere Brocken!(jumps on Brocken's back and starts taking of pieces of flesh with the knife)
Kevin: You have no one to blame but yourself so I'm not going to help you.
Alisha: (eats flesh)Mmmmm! Tastes like death.

Brocken: I blame no one but myself. And Terry.
Terry: He-- You know what, I no longer care anymore.
Buffaloman: (plucks Alisha off Brocken's back and takes the knife from her) I wouldn't if it helped either, but we're kinda not allowed to leave if someone dies! (tosses her across the room kind of gently)
Brocken: ...You totally vould've put her through the dry vall if Robin vouldn't kill you for it after.
Buffaloman: Not gonna lie...Yes.

Kevin: And now you know how I've felt since I left home.
Robin: Death to all! Wee!
Kevin: Dad can you please go help mom?
Robin: Popsicle!
Kevin: ....'Kay well you're useless now.

Terry: Yeah we--Knife! Knife! (starts jumping to try to get the knife from Buffaloman)
Buffaloman: (holds it up higher) ...No knife for you.
Terry: Gimme the knife!

Alisha: Back off it's mine!(tries to grab for the knife)Gimme!
Kevin: What are you two!? Five!?
Robin: I want it!(also tries for the knife)
Kevin: He doesn't count.
Robin: You're mean.

Terry: I'd only let you get it if you were gonna kill me with it but you ain't so get outta here! Mine!
Buffaloman: ...This is ridiculous!
Brocken: Just don't let Alisha get it!

Alisha: *hiss*It's mine damnit!!!
Robin: No it's mine!
Kevin: Oh my God my parents are stupid.
Alisha: Back off Robin!(takes a swipe at his face)
Robin: Never!

Brocken: (puts his hands in his jacket pockets then pulls out two more tranquilizer darts) ...Oh, vell this is helpful!
Terry: It's mine!!
Brocken: (goes and jabs Terry with one dart and Alisha with the other) There ve go.
Buffaloman: (smacks Brocken upside the head knocking his hat off)
Brocken: Hey! Vhat vas that for?!
Buffaloman: You had tranquilizers the whole time!!

Robin: Does this mean I win?
Kevin: God damnit Brocken! Again!?
Robin: Hey a new hat!(puts on Brocken's hat)Look at me I'm Brockenman!

Brocken: (snatches his hat back from Robin) THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Buffaloman: ...I think he moved into the "uncontrollable rage" stage.
Brocken: (jumps on Buffaloman and takes his knife back) RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
Terryman: Great, Robin just broke Brocken!
Brocken: (attacks Terryman)
Terryman: AHHH!!

Robin: Haha!
Kevin: Maybe he's possessed?
Robin: Take his leg!
Kevin: You have his leg Captain Dumbass.
Robin: I'm a pirate!
Kevin: There it is.

Natsuko: (tackles Brocken off Terryman and they start beating the crap out of each other)
Buffaloman: I give her about...3 minutes and 6 seconds before Brocken kills her.
Wally: He attacked YOU.
Buffaloman: ...Just 6 seconds then.
Jaeger: Hopefully he's not possessed.
Terry: Not like we've got a priest in here if he is.

Robin: Priests are boring! I like being a pirate.
Kevin: Ya the closest thing we had to a priest now wants to be a pirate.
Robin: Go Nati! Go!
Kevin: 10 bucks on Terry's mom.

Buffaloman: You're on! The psychotic Nazi is gonna win!
Terryman: Don't bet against my wife!
Buffaloman: Too late.

Robin: Let's go Nati! Let's go!
Kevin: (starts doing the hockey clap)
Robin: Whoo hoo!(joins Kevin)
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Buffaloman: Great, more somewhat bonding...Come on Brocken don't let her kick your ass!
Brocken: (punching Natsuko in the face repeatedly)
Natsuko: (gets her hands around his throat and starts strangling him)

Kevin: Brocken you can't hit a girl!
Robin: But he hits like one so it's fine!
Kevin: Oh ya...go Terry's mom!

Brocken: (gets out of Natsuko's strangle, throws her to the floor and starts smashing her head against the floor) I DO NOT HIT LIKE A GIRL!
Natsuko: (knocks him backwards, flips him, sits on his back and puts her hands under Brocken's chin and pulls back towards her)
Buffaloman: Oh hey that looks famili--OH, I know where I saw that before.

Kevin: That looks painful...
Robin: We're winning!!!
Kevin: I didn't even know Terry's mom knew any wrestling moves; or could wrestle for that matter. I just bet on pure apeshit-ness.
Robin: Donkey Kong!

Buffaloman: That move killed a certain wrestler...But no, I didn't know she knew any moves either. But shit, I'm losing! Come on Brocken don't have an emotional breakdown because of this!
Brocken: (breaks Natsuko's ankle causing her to let go)
Natsuko: OW you bastard!!
Brocken: (just goes back to punching her in the face)

Kevin: You mean Brockenman?
Robin: Nati no!(jumps on Brocken and starts beating his face in)HITTING(punch)GIRLS(punch)IS(punch)WRONG!!!!!!!!!(starts shaking him like a ragdoll)
Kevin: Whoa.

Buffaloman: Yep, I mean Brockenman...Okaay...Come on Brocken now would be a good time to be psychotic!
Natsuko: Okay Robin you can stop! This was between me and the Nazi anyway!
Brocken: (barfs a mix of blood and alcohol on Robin)
Buffaloman: Hey, when did Brocken drink?

Robin: Floor ketchup!
Kevin: Daddy don-
Robin: (likes some off his fingers)Mmmmm, tastes like beer; and Goldfish!
Kevin: O_O E-e-e-EW!!!!!!(barf)

Buffaloman: Aw that's disgusting!
Natsuko: Anyway! (plucks Brocken from Robin and starts punching him in the face)
Buffaloman: Back to this? Come on Brocken snap out of it!
Brocken: Uhh...

Robin: He's like a pinata!(continues to eat "floor ketchup")
Kevin: Ya....Anyway, Buffaloman you're still losing.
Robin: L.O.S.E.R whats that spell? BUFFALOMAN!

Buffaloman: I'm gonna beat Robin very very soon...Come on Brocken!!
Brocken: (spins Natsuko around, wraps his arms around her stomach and then bends backwards smashing Natsuko's head against the floor and lets her go)
Buffaloman: Yeah! German suplex!

Kevin: No! C'mon Natsuko!
Robin: Nati don't be a stereotype!
Kevin: I'm amazed you even know that word.
Robin:Banzai!

Natsuko: Uhhh...
Brocken: (picks her up, flips her upside down and does a piledriver)
Natsuko: X_X
Buffaloman: YES!