Take Me Home

If you know your Greek mythology, you probably know that just about every god falls in love. Well, you remember that baby in diapers and a bow? Yeah, now it's his turn...

"It's funny," said Eros. "When I shot people with my golden arrows, I watched the stupid things they would do to win the hearts of the ones they loved. I never really understood why people went to such great lengths for love. But I understand now. Here I am defying my own, extremely powerful mother for a mortal woman I've fallen for. Because I love her so much, I'd do anything to keep her."

"Wow," said Anteros. "I had no idea that such cheesy words could come from the mouth of my own brother."