Larry Grotter and the Half-Inch Wand

This is a parody of Harry Potter written by a friend and I when we were 15 and bored of ICT. I have decided to put it up here because it still amuses me so I hope you like it too. It is not meant to be taken seriously or offend anyone, so if it does then I am sorry. It is mostly a bunch of jiberish with childish jokes :)

It is pretty much in its orignal state, I have rearanged some wording when I retyped it.

This story is very short...only 5 chapters long, and those 5 chapters are also quite short; so if you start reading please try and read to the end.

Obviously J.K.Rowling has given no consent for this story, which is why all characters names have been changed.