Sweet Nothings

I frowned, placing my hands on my waist. "Blood red."

Oli rolled his eyes. "Zombie Green."

"Blue balls blue," Tom added.

"Pepto-Bismol pink?" Jona asked.

Tom, Oli and I all looked at Jona with a 'what-the-fuck' face before all replying "No!" It was later in the day and Oli and Tom decided to take me paint shopping for the baby's room. Jona, as Oli said, probably had the most sense among any of us, so he came too.

"I hate all of you!" I yelled, throwing my hands up. "Blood red."

Tom chuckled, wrapping his arms around my waist. "Is this a hormone fing or do yeh actually hate me this time?"

My eyes narrowed, "don't make me hit you."

Tom grinned kissing my cheek. "That's a yes."

"Get off me and go get the blood red paint."

He pouted his lips, "but I want blue balls blue."

"I want zombie green!" Oli yelled down the aisle.

"Yeh all are crazy. This child has no chance at a normal life."

"Normal is stupid," I mumbled.

Tom nodded his head, "our child will be raised on metal, dub step, and modeling. I don't fink I see the problem."

"And batman," I added. "She will also be raised with batman."

He grinned, kissing my cheek again. "My little pregnant batman girlfriend can't fly right now."

I frowned, trying to push him off. "No, and she also can't have coffee."

"I told yeh I wouldn't drink coffeh until yeh could. This sucks for me too yeh know."

I rolled my eyes, finally pushing him completely off me. "You are not pushing a baby out of an opening that's like really small."

"Hey, if I can fit in-"

"If that's a sex joke, you shouldn't finish that sentence." Tom smirked and I rolled my eyes, trying to find Oli and Jona.

"Jona!" I yelled, attempting to jump on his back, which lead me to practically falling on the ground.

"Whoa little bird!" He laughed, grabbing me before I fell. "Yeh can't do that! Yeh have a belly wiff a baby now! No flying for batlady and no falling for batlady."

"Did you just call me batlady?"

He nodded, laughing. "Yea, Olleh and Tommeh have talked about yeh obsession wiff Batman and My Chemical Romance loads of-"

"Na na na na na na!" I yelled, spinning in a circle.

"Yeah, they told me yeh might start-"

I ran around Jona with my arms out like wings. "Na na na na na na na na na!"

"I fink they were right when they-"

"NA NA NA NA NA!"

"Excuse me miss," an employee interrupted. "Please quiet down or I'm going to ask yeh to leave."

I frowned, crossing my arms. "Pansy," I mumbled as they walked away.

Jona chuckled, "oh jeez. Yeh and Tom and perfect for each othah. Yeh both crazy but yeh both balance each other out."

"NA NA NA NA NA!" I yelled again, laughing.

"That's it! Miss, yeh goin' to have to leave!"

I rolled my eyes. "Bastard," I mumbled. Jona grabbed my arm leading me towards the exit. He grabbed his phone out, quickly sending a text to Tom and Oli.

"Jeez, yeh freakin' nuts," he laughed.

Tommy and Oli were waiting by the front door of the department store.

"What's in your hands?" I asked, looking at the bags.

Tom and Oli simultaneously smirked. "Paint," Oli replied.

My eyes narrowed. "What color?"

"Yeh'll see!" Oli sang.

"I swear if it's the color of weed, zombies, or anything pertaining to blue balls, I will hurt both of you."

Tom laughed, throwing an arm over my shoulder. "Must be those hormones again."

"Must be those hormones again." I mimicked back, rolling my eyes.

"Hey," Tom chuckled, pulling me aside and allowing Jona and Oli to go to the car. "Yeh trust me, right?"

Against my better will, I nodded.

"Alright, well don't worry about it. It's a surprise and I know yeh'll love it."

"I'm just going to find out in like twenty minutes when we start painting."

Tom grinned, shaking his head. "No yeh won't, 'cause I'm taking yeh somewhere special."

"I hate you," I mumbled.

"Hormones," he laughed. "But do yeh realleh hate me? Am I a realleh bad guy?"

"I guess not..."

He laughed, "fanks babe."

"Kidding," I smiled wrapping my arms around him.

He held me tightly before kissing the top of my head. "Come on, love. We have fings to do, places to go and surprises to happen."

I rolled my eyes, smiling. "I hope it's a pet panda."

"Nice guess, but no," he laughed, pulling me towards the car.