The Tale of Count Zachula
Chapter 4
Zach had layed there for 180 minutes, letting the pain and humiliation soak in, within that time frame Mrs. Quiseng stepped on him, an old laddie beat him with a cane and muttered something about the "loony bin", and the old laddie's dog named Betti pooped on him. after getting kicked a total of 588 times, Zach decided to stop feeling sorry for himself and do something about this injustice.
when Zach stood up the world spun a little bit, causing him to trip and fall into a display full of books with an awkward looking girl, a tan guy with black hair, and a guy with a constipated look on his face, that had stolen Zach's new sparkly good looks. He curiously picked up one of the books and read the back of it. "so," he thought "this Edward guys a vampire too, huh? May be i can get Some pointers."
when Zach stood up the world spun a little bit, causing him to trip and fall into a display full of books with an awkward looking girl, a tan guy with black hair, and a guy with a constipated look on his face, that had stolen Zach's new sparkly good looks. He curiously picked up one of the books and read the back of it. "so," he thought "this Edward guys a vampire too, huh? May be i can get Some pointers."