Book of My Life

I am going to tell you how to call a moose. My Canadian friends told me how to do this. you must follow every thing I say very VERY closely.
Press your hands together
put your ponter finger behind your middle finger
and wrape your pinkey around your palm
Now... this is the most important part... pull your hands apart move them by your head and yell "HERE MOOSEY MOOSEY!"
Yeah it got me as well...