Attack of the M-Pregzilla
And So It Begins
“PREGNANT?!”
“That’s what the paper says…” Michael looked down at the blood test results.
“HOW CAN I BE PREGNANT?”
“… I think I’m gonna let you figure that one out on your own, babe.”
“First they stick a needle in my arm, and now they’re telling me I’m gonna spend the next 9 months preparing for motherhood?”
“Honey, the blood extraction really isn’t that bad, and they even gave you a lollipop afterwards…”
“Don’t change the subject, Michael! I’m PREGNANT!”
“I kinda knew that seeing as I’m the one who told you in the first pla-”
“SHUT UP!” Riley shouted. Michael immediately stopped talking.
“How… Why…”
“This doesn’t have to be such a bad thing, Princess…”
“But… Mikey… We’re going to have a BABY. Has that part crossed your mind yet?”
“Of course it has… But… In all honesty, Riley, I want a baby.”
“You… you do?” Michael nodded. “Well… in that case… I guess this can work out.”
Michael smiled and kissed him tenderly. “I love you.”
“I can’t believe I’m pregnant…”
“That’s what the paper says…” Michael looked down at the blood test results.
“HOW CAN I BE PREGNANT?”
“… I think I’m gonna let you figure that one out on your own, babe.”
“First they stick a needle in my arm, and now they’re telling me I’m gonna spend the next 9 months preparing for motherhood?”
“Honey, the blood extraction really isn’t that bad, and they even gave you a lollipop afterwards…”
“Don’t change the subject, Michael! I’m PREGNANT!”
“I kinda knew that seeing as I’m the one who told you in the first pla-”
“SHUT UP!” Riley shouted. Michael immediately stopped talking.
“How… Why…”
“This doesn’t have to be such a bad thing, Princess…”
“But… Mikey… We’re going to have a BABY. Has that part crossed your mind yet?”
“Of course it has… But… In all honesty, Riley, I want a baby.”
“You… you do?” Michael nodded. “Well… in that case… I guess this can work out.”
Michael smiled and kissed him tenderly. “I love you.”
“I can’t believe I’m pregnant…”