Attack of the M-Pregzilla
Too Late For That
“IT HURTS!” Riley screamed, tears streaming down his cheeks. Michael gripped his hand tightly.
“I know, baby, I know… But you can do this, okay?”
“Michael, this is KILLING ME! I’m DYING!”
“Sweetie, you’re not dying… You get off on pain, remember?” Michael gave half a smile but was shot down by Riley’s glare.
“That is NOT funny! I can’t believe you would do this to me!”
”… Make stupid jokes?”
“No, make me hurt like this! You said you’d never hurt me, Michael! You’re a liar and a cheater and… and you’re just going to leave me!” Riley sobbed.
“Honey, no… I’m right here, and I’m going to be right here for you for the rest of our lives…”
“NOT IF I DIE FIRST!”
“Riley, the contractions haven’t been going on for that long… they’re just starting…”
“You mean this is just the beginning of hours of pain?” Riley cried out.
Michael nodded slowly.
“I WANT AN ABORTION!”
“I know, baby, I know… But you can do this, okay?”
“Michael, this is KILLING ME! I’m DYING!”
“Sweetie, you’re not dying… You get off on pain, remember?” Michael gave half a smile but was shot down by Riley’s glare.
“That is NOT funny! I can’t believe you would do this to me!”
”… Make stupid jokes?”
“No, make me hurt like this! You said you’d never hurt me, Michael! You’re a liar and a cheater and… and you’re just going to leave me!” Riley sobbed.
“Honey, no… I’m right here, and I’m going to be right here for you for the rest of our lives…”
“NOT IF I DIE FIRST!”
“Riley, the contractions haven’t been going on for that long… they’re just starting…”
“You mean this is just the beginning of hours of pain?” Riley cried out.
Michael nodded slowly.
“I WANT AN ABORTION!”