Diary Excerpts From Random Famous People
Sanjaya Malakar
January 15, 2008
So...it has finally hitted me.
I did not win American Idol.
America did not like my hair goodest enough.
Sanjayjay ish a failure at life.
On 'Medican Idol, anyhow...izzle...
I be VERY sad that America did not like me goodest enough to keep meh in da competition. Maybe it 'twas mah hair. Who am I kiddin' -- people LOVE my hair! It makes meh irresistable. Teehee.
'Cept I like Jordi SparxXx. She ish VERY pretty. I kissded her oncest. Cept my face was sore for a whole week. And red. Cause she sorta slapped meh cause I forgotted to ask permission firstest... Oh well!
But now there is a whole new season. And it has finally sunkded in.
Sanjayjay ish not the next 'Medican Idol.
Darn you, America.
So...it has finally hitted me.
I did not win American Idol.
America did not like my hair goodest enough.
Sanjayjay ish a failure at life.
On 'Medican Idol, anyhow...izzle...
I be VERY sad that America did not like me goodest enough to keep meh in da competition. Maybe it 'twas mah hair. Who am I kiddin' -- people LOVE my hair! It makes meh irresistable. Teehee.
'Cept I like Jordi SparxXx. She ish VERY pretty. I kissded her oncest. Cept my face was sore for a whole week. And red. Cause she sorta slapped meh cause I forgotted to ask permission firstest... Oh well!
But now there is a whole new season. And it has finally sunkded in.
Sanjayjay ish not the next 'Medican Idol.
Darn you, America.
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First chapter. Just so you know, I know the grammar is off in this story -- it was intentional. The Sanjaya who is my so-called "alter-ego" writes like this. Of course.Stay tuned for another entry from another famous celebrity!