Diary Excerpts From Random Famous People
George W. Bush
February 29, 2008
Dubyadini, comin' atcha. Teehee. 2day was somethin' else, die-uhree. 2day only happens every 4 years. Wonder how kids handle their birfdays when they're born on Febuary 29. Guess they take 8 years to turn 2! Hehe. Hadda use my fingers and toesies fer that 'n. Bushie so smart.
Well, I do have good news. Sense it was a speshul day, I got myself a speshul present from my homeboy, Cheney. I secretly call him Dickie. But sense it was a speshul day, I got a little extra pleasure in the supply closet 2day! I be a happy feller. Bit sore down there -- feels like I've been yanked like a baby yanks at a bottle. But it's all good. Hope my nuts ain't runned outta spermie. Cheney wored me out. <3 him. Between Dickie, Condi, and Laura, Bushie is a VERY happy prezzy. Heck yeah.
Welp, better go. Gotta go get me some desert Laura-style!
<3 * Bushie * <3
Dubyadini, comin' atcha. Teehee. 2day was somethin' else, die-uhree. 2day only happens every 4 years. Wonder how kids handle their birfdays when they're born on Febuary 29. Guess they take 8 years to turn 2! Hehe. Hadda use my fingers and toesies fer that 'n. Bushie so smart.
Well, I do have good news. Sense it was a speshul day, I got myself a speshul present from my homeboy, Cheney. I secretly call him Dickie. But sense it was a speshul day, I got a little extra pleasure in the supply closet 2day! I be a happy feller. Bit sore down there -- feels like I've been yanked like a baby yanks at a bottle. But it's all good. Hope my nuts ain't runned outta spermie. Cheney wored me out. <3 him. Between Dickie, Condi, and Laura, Bushie is a VERY happy prezzy. Heck yeah.
Welp, better go. Gotta go get me some desert Laura-style!
<3 * Bushie * <3