Diary Excerpts From Random Famous People
Oprah Winfrey
April 15, 2008
I must say that I am quite the shocked one.
My ratings have recently gone through the roof. Of course, I'm sure I know why. It's alllll in the eyelashes. Honest to God, over half my paycheck (that's $1,000,000 -- holla!), goes to catering to my beautiful, plump eyelashes. People ask me all the time how I fix them so prettily. My response? "I'm OPRAH, I don't do anything! People do it for me!" I basically say this to get people off my case because I'll never tell them where I get my 'lashes from. But since this is my diary, I'll reveal the secret.
I get them. From the Lamb Chop studio.
I mean, where else could I get such fine 'lashes? Just look at the resemblence between me and Lamb Chop!
People are quite retarded since they haven't found out my secret. But it's fine cause it is a secret. Shhh.
I only told my B-F-F Gayle, and she can always keep my secrets. Best friends forever <3.
I better get outta here. New diet meds = a very sleepy Oprah.
Tata!
Owner, Founder, Co-Producer, and Chief Executive of Harpo® Productions,
Oprah
I must say that I am quite the shocked one.
My ratings have recently gone through the roof. Of course, I'm sure I know why. It's alllll in the eyelashes. Honest to God, over half my paycheck (that's $1,000,000 -- holla!), goes to catering to my beautiful, plump eyelashes. People ask me all the time how I fix them so prettily. My response? "I'm OPRAH, I don't do anything! People do it for me!" I basically say this to get people off my case because I'll never tell them where I get my 'lashes from. But since this is my diary, I'll reveal the secret.
I get them. From the Lamb Chop studio.
I mean, where else could I get such fine 'lashes? Just look at the resemblence between me and Lamb Chop!
People are quite retarded since they haven't found out my secret. But it's fine cause it is a secret. Shhh.
I only told my B-F-F Gayle, and she can always keep my secrets. Best friends forever <3.
I better get outta here. New diet meds = a very sleepy Oprah.
Tata!
Owner, Founder, Co-Producer, and Chief Executive of Harpo® Productions,
Oprah
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I hope pictures are allowed in story parts. :P