Cryptic Apocalyptic

(Author's Notes)

Just because we can, we're throwing in a bunch of musicians and comedians in here.

Also, we have no religious affiliation. With that being said, this whole story is just from our fucked up imagination, and don't take any of it seriously. Thank you.

We would like to point out that this story will probably get a little confusing, so here's a list of characters and their roles to help some of you out.

-Lewis Black (comedian) is Satan
-Papa Gates (comedian) is Lewis' brother and Syn's dad
-Matt/M.Shadows, Zacky/Zacky Vengeance, and Johnny/Johnny Christ (A7X) are Lewis' three sons
-Jimmy/The Rev.(A7X) is the horseman of the Plague
-Jared Leto (30 Seconds To Mars) is the horseman of Famine
-Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance) is the horseman of Death
-wiL Francis (Aiden) is the horseman of War
-Brian/Synyster Gates (A7X) is the guard of the Gates of Hell
-Matt and Jason Berry (A7X roadies) serve Lewis in Hell
-Amy Lee (Evanescence) Jared's lover. :]

This story is co-written by my bestest buddy Mando. GIVE HER SOME LOVIN'!