Just Not Compatible

I hated high school-- and high school hated me, too.

But that was totally fine with me. High school doesn't last forever; after four years, our terrible, fucked up hate for each other was a thing of the past. All my life, people had told me that college was the time that things were gonna happen for me. Everything would be different in college.

And they were right, of course. College was, without a doubt, different.

But it's turning out to be just as hard-- and confusing.

I am a man of science. Love shouldn't be this hard. I like attractive girls-- and college was full of attractive girls. I like girls who like me, too. And a girl who's into the fact that I'm smart? I might as well marry her.

But when I actually start meeting people, well... I guess science doesn't have an answer for everything.