The Best Friend's Guide to Surviving Matrimony (and All That Other Happy Shit)

wedding noun the instance of a $15,000 -$27,000 event featuring two people taking the first step toward divorce, receiving 12 toasters, dancing to lame Celine Dion songs and eating obscene amounts of bad cake; at least one embarrassing drunk required.



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