Full Throttle and M&Ms Do Not Mix

We're So Sorry We've Been Gone

"Hey Ray, did you ever find your dildo?"

"Fuck you Urie."

"You would."

"You wish."

"Up your ass."

"In your dreams."

"Why are you guys fighting?" Andy asked.

"Brendon's a dick."

"Ray was looking for her dildo under the kitchen table."

Patrick spit out the large gulp of ice cold water he had just taken, Alex stopped trying to strangle Delilah, Ryan and Pete looked up from watching Alex and Delilah, Jon, Joe, and Spencer dropped the peices to their Rock Band game and burst out laughing and Andy looked like he was containing this enormous laugh.

"Oh, fuck you all up the ass with a toaster and turn it on." Ray said as she grabbed a hoodie and her cell phone.

She walked back to the bunks and grabbed her MP3 player and walked off the bus.

"Fuckers." She muttered.

"Who?" A voice from behind her said.

"Noneya you fuckface."

"Ouch." She continued walking.

He continued to follow her. She knew he was.

She suddenly spun around.

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DO YOU WANT?!" Ray exclaimed.

"A proper hello would be nice and maybe a hug."

"Fag ass."

"I love you too Gay Girl."

She froze.