Smoking Cigarettes

I was sitting in my last class of the day. I was just you know, sitting there, minding my own business and talking with my friends. We were all laughing at a joke I had just told when suddenly I felt hands on my shoulders and my body was turned around.

My eyes went wide when something warm was pressed against my lips. I blinked a few times and realized that a boy was kissing me. Not just any boy though, an extremely hot boy, with dirty blonde hair and fair skin. I think I met him before, his name was Vince or something.

So since I’m a boy and my hormones are very…hormonal I kissed back. He was hot, why wouldn’t I? Then he pulled away, just like that and smiled before turning to walk away.

I giggled and watched the way his ass swayed. Oh yeah, I’d totally hit that…or let it hit me, which ever he preferred. I’m not picky! When he walked, I snapped back to reality. He just kissed me…holy shit, he just kissed me! Some hot guy totally just pressed his lips to mine…I must do something!

“Do you want to go on a date?” I scream loudly. Hey, he kissed me I am going to take advantage of this!

“Meet me at the movies tomorrow at four!” The sexy boy shouted back and I fell off the desk in shock. He actually wanted to go on a date? Holy shit!

I squealed, “I’m getting laid!”

Addison hit me for that. I whined while rubbing the sore spot, “What was that for?”

Addison sighs, “Some random boy kisses you, you kiss back, then ask him on a date, what’s your problem?”

“Ha, he just couldn’t resist me,” I laugh, which causes everyone else to laugh. Or should I say all of us but one? Because, you know, the grim reaper knows not how to laugh or smile or do anything that shows some type of happiness or pleasure. Useless son of a bitch.

~

The date I had with Vince was fun. He was nice and thought I was hilarious and the cutest thing he has ever seen. We made out during the movie so I can’t tell you what we saw or what it was about. Vince ended up driving me home and asking me out on another date, but that date plan fell through because of what happened the next day…

I was walking down the hall when Vince popped up beside me. I squeaked and turned to face him before yelling, “You scared me!”

“That was my intention,” Vince chuckled before placing a gentle hand on my cheek. I blushed as he leaned down, softly kissing my lips and pulling away.

I didn’t listen to whatever he had to say next. I was too busy undressing him with my eyes. The boy was well built. He wore skinny jeans that hugged his hips perfectly along with a long sleeved blue shirt that showed off the muscles underneath. I felt myself lick my lips…

“Hey Aiden?”

I snap out of my dirty dream with a confused, “What?”

“Were you even listening to me?” Vince chuckles while ruffling my hair.

I answered with a blunt, “No, I was too busy checking you out. Do you realize how hot you are? I think I can orgasm on the spot, no joke.”

Vince blushed before saying. “T-Thanks.”

I giggled and leaned up, pressing my lips to his, before pulling away and grabbing my things.

I don’t know how long he had been watching. I don’t know how he got to stand behind me, but I realized that he was there when Vince’s eyes grew wide in fear.

“I feel a dark, menacing aura behind me,” I say prior to spinning around to see that dark, menacing aura was surrounding Sin. I blinked a few times in confusion before blowing the dark clouds away. “What’s up? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed dickhead?”

I could hear the grinding of the boys teeth. I wonder what’s wrong? Did someone kill his kitty? Oh my god it was the gnomes! I knew they were bad luck from the start. Damn annoying bastards, should have never invited them into my house and gave them cake. Stupid back stabbers…

“A-A-Are we still up f-f-for that d-date tonight?” Vince asks and I looked at him confused. Vince was stuttering? I wonder why.

I was about to answer but suddenly a nerd went flying. I screamed and watched as the kid flew through the air before landing on the ground and skidding a good five feet. I heard someone whisper and Vince whimper before stuttering, “I-I j-ju-j-just remembered I’m b-busy tonight! B-Bye Aiden!”

And just like that my free dinner date left. I whined before turning to glare at Sin. Most people would of screamed and ran while pissing their pants at the sight of Sin right now. His clothes were dark and scary like always, his hair was crazy and his piercing screamed ‘I don’t fear pain’. His eyes though, they screamed ‘I will kill you’ and that damn dark aura was around him again! I just blew that away, how the hell did it get back so fast?!

“You asshole, you scared him!” I shouted up at the boy. People were staring at me like I was a lunatic for yelling at the satanic being before me. “Now I don’t have a date.”

“So?” Sin growls and for some odd reason it sounded angrier than normal. What crawled up his ass and died?

I punched him in the chest. The boy didn’t even budge. I pouted before turning on my heel and slamming my locker shut. I was mad. I really wanted to go out to eat. That asshole ruined it…then an idea hit me.

“I got an idea on how you can repay me for the lost date!” I shout while grabbing the boys arm. Sin stumbled as I started to drag him to class, but he quickly regained his posture. “You will take me out instead!”

“Like hell I will,” Sin hissed.

“Like hell you won’t. You better pick me up at five tonight and take me out or I will kick your ass!” I screamed before shoving Sin into his seat and taking my own beside Addison.

“What was that about?” Addison asked.

“Sin scared my date away and so I’m making him take me out instead.”

Addison giggled before glancing towards Sin. His happy mood disappeared though in an instant and it became worried. It was as if the two were having a conversation without speaking. Sin shook his head and Addison sighed. It was like all they had to do was look at each other. Can the grim reaper read minds too!?

I pouted, “Stop speaking to each other through your minds.”

“What?” The two asked in unison.

I screamed, “Oh dear lord please tell me you two aren’t really twins?”

Addison giggled and Sin sighed, “Idiot.”

And the rest of the day was ok. Sin was unusually angry and I kept asking him how his cat died. Every time he’d answer with, ‘I don’t have a cat.’ I knew that! Because someone had taken it or killed it and he calls me stupid? Yeah right.

~

I was glaring at the clock, which read 5:30. That asshole! I told him to be here by 5! Does he think that he can get away with this? If so, he is wrongly mistaken! I am a boy being deprived of a date and when that happens there are dire consequences!

I growled before stomping out of my house and heading to Sin’s house. I ran up to his door before pounding on it. Not even a second later Sin had answered the door and I didn’t bother saying hello. I just walked behind him and kicked him as hard as I could in the ass.

“What the hell?” Sin scowled and spun around to glare at my laughing face.

“I told you to pick me up at 5 or I’d kick your ass,” I answer. Honestly, he calls me stupid? He’s obviously the stupid one! It was completely obvious what I did! I can’t believe Sin is so stupid…

“And I told you I wasn’t taking you,” Sin growled while advancing towards me.

I smiled before placing my hand on his chest. He raised an eyebrow at me, but that immediately turned into a shocked expression when I leaned up and kissed him. It was soft, quick, and sweet. To be honest it was so quick that I hardly had anytime to place Sin under the ‘good’ or ‘bad’ section of kissing. I’m just going to assume bad because he’s a dickhead and he isn’t good at anything other than being a dickhead.

“Time for you to take me to dinner!” I shout while taking advantage of a shocked Sin. I grabbed his keys to his car before placing them in his hand and pushing him out the door.

It was funny watching him stumble to the car. He didn’t return from la-la-land until he was driving.

“You,” he growled.

“Shut up and drive!”