Sequel: Gerard: The Explorer 3.0 ›
Gerard the Explorer 2.0
Brendon Urie's House Of Awesomeness!
Gerard: Dora?
Dora: Aren’t you supposed to do it.
Gerard: No, the producers told you to do it.
Dora: Oh yeah, right they did! Oopsie, I’m so unprepared for this.
Gerard: Doitbetch!
Dora: I’m doing it! Okay first we go through the Jungle of Horridness, then through the Walmart of Okayness, and then we get to Brendon Urie’s house of awesomenss!
Gerard: I have a bad feeling about the Jungle of Horridness!
Dora: Ho.
Gerard: I’m not a Ho, I don’t sell my body on the side of the street for crack money like you do!
Boots: I think you have Dora mistaken for her cousin who infact does sell her body for crack money. Her boobs, aren’t pretty.
Gerard: Aww nasty man you looked!
Boots: Why, yes Gerard, yes I did.
Gerard: Bewbies scare me!
Boots: Orlly? I kinda find boobs fascinating.
Dora: Nuff said about Bewbs!
Boots: I’m just saying 70’s boobs were better before all that plastic surgery stuff starting happenin’!
Gerard: You weird me out.
Dora: Can we get to this jungle already!
Gerard: OMGAH Here we are! OMG there goes one of the first cell phones! Those things were horrid! And there’s the whole Disney channel, that’s just awful!
Dora: We’re on Nickelodeon!
Gerard: Yeah I know that’s why I said Disney was awful you idiot!
Dora: Disney’s our competitor!
Gerard: Man shut the fuck up!
Boots: I kinda agree with Gerard!
Dora: Aren’t you supposed to do it.
Gerard: No, the producers told you to do it.
Dora: Oh yeah, right they did! Oopsie, I’m so unprepared for this.
Gerard: Doitbetch!
Dora: I’m doing it! Okay first we go through the Jungle of Horridness, then through the Walmart of Okayness, and then we get to Brendon Urie’s house of awesomenss!
Gerard: I have a bad feeling about the Jungle of Horridness!
Dora: Ho.
Gerard: I’m not a Ho, I don’t sell my body on the side of the street for crack money like you do!
Boots: I think you have Dora mistaken for her cousin who infact does sell her body for crack money. Her boobs, aren’t pretty.
Gerard: Aww nasty man you looked!
Boots: Why, yes Gerard, yes I did.
Gerard: Bewbies scare me!
Boots: Orlly? I kinda find boobs fascinating.
Dora: Nuff said about Bewbs!
Boots: I’m just saying 70’s boobs were better before all that plastic surgery stuff starting happenin’!
Gerard: You weird me out.
Dora: Can we get to this jungle already!
Gerard: OMGAH Here we are! OMG there goes one of the first cell phones! Those things were horrid! And there’s the whole Disney channel, that’s just awful!
Dora: We’re on Nickelodeon!
Gerard: Yeah I know that’s why I said Disney was awful you idiot!
Dora: Disney’s our competitor!
Gerard: Man shut the fuck up!
Boots: I kinda agree with Gerard!
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Updates were, just not this week, and I more than apologize! I might be drained sometimes during next week and the week of April 25 and 26. We have two big test coming up and then in may I have my finals! And my concert! But don't worry about that, just expect as many updates as I can do in a weekend to happen this weekend. Which will be a lot because I have pretty much no social life outside of this damned computer!