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Gerard the Explorer 2.0
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Gerard and Dora: Okay so---we---went
Gerard: Damnit Dora! It’s my turn!
Dora: But I went last time!
Gerard: Yes, I know, but we are supposed to rotate!
Dora: I don’t know what the fuck rotate means.
Gerard: It means we switch, so you do some I do some. This time it’s my turn you jackass.
Dora: Jerk.
Gerard: Okay so we went through the Jungle of Horridness and now it’s time we go through the Walmart of Okayness!
Dora: Sounds boring.
Gerard: STFU!
Dora: Can we atleast sing a song while we go there?!
Gerard: No!
Dora: Please!
Boots: Yeah please?!
Gerard: Hell-No!
Dora: Fuck you! You ain’t my momma Imma do it anyway!
Boots: What should we sing?
Dora: Old McDonald!
Boots Oooh yay! I love that song!
Dora & Boots: Old McDonal had a farm e i e i o! And on that farm
Gerard: He grew Viagra!
Dora: Hey man stfu!
Gerard: Word stealer!
Dora: You got that from the internet.
Gerard: Go fuck yourself.
Dora: Gladly.
Gerard: Huh?
Dora: You said go fuck yourself I said gladly. I will gladly go fuck myself.
Gerard: You pervert, it’s a kiddie show!
Dora: Heh, that notion went out the window a long time ago!
Gerard: But we are still on Nickelodeon I think...
Dora: Yeah, but still...
Gerard: We aren’t on a porn channel so you can’t say that.
Dora: Well then you can’t tell me to go fuck myself, because indeedy I will say gladly. I do it every night you know. For the sexual thrill. I like the bunny vibrators!
Gerard: Eww bestiality!
Dora: Whatever, we are at Walmart now.
Gerard: YAY! Wally World! OGAWD! The lines are killers! I actually wanted to maybe buy a cd, but no..the lines are packed!
Dora: All these lanes and only five of them are open. Why do so many people shop here if it’s so crappy?
Gerard: It’s the Wally World way, their cheap items draw customers in! They don’t care how long they have to wait!
Boots: Well I don’t like it.
Gerard: Yay! We don’t have to stay long!
Dora: Why?
Gerard: Because we don’t have anything to buy dumb ass!
Gerard: Damnit Dora! It’s my turn!
Dora: But I went last time!
Gerard: Yes, I know, but we are supposed to rotate!
Dora: I don’t know what the fuck rotate means.
Gerard: It means we switch, so you do some I do some. This time it’s my turn you jackass.
Dora: Jerk.
Gerard: Okay so we went through the Jungle of Horridness and now it’s time we go through the Walmart of Okayness!
Dora: Sounds boring.
Gerard: STFU!
Dora: Can we atleast sing a song while we go there?!
Gerard: No!
Dora: Please!
Boots: Yeah please?!
Gerard: Hell-No!
Dora: Fuck you! You ain’t my momma Imma do it anyway!
Boots: What should we sing?
Dora: Old McDonald!
Boots Oooh yay! I love that song!
Dora & Boots: Old McDonal had a farm e i e i o! And on that farm
Gerard: He grew Viagra!
Dora: Hey man stfu!
Gerard: Word stealer!
Dora: You got that from the internet.
Gerard: Go fuck yourself.
Dora: Gladly.
Gerard: Huh?
Dora: You said go fuck yourself I said gladly. I will gladly go fuck myself.
Gerard: You pervert, it’s a kiddie show!
Dora: Heh, that notion went out the window a long time ago!
Gerard: But we are still on Nickelodeon I think...
Dora: Yeah, but still...
Gerard: We aren’t on a porn channel so you can’t say that.
Dora: Well then you can’t tell me to go fuck myself, because indeedy I will say gladly. I do it every night you know. For the sexual thrill. I like the bunny vibrators!
Gerard: Eww bestiality!
Dora: Whatever, we are at Walmart now.
Gerard: YAY! Wally World! OGAWD! The lines are killers! I actually wanted to maybe buy a cd, but no..the lines are packed!
Dora: All these lanes and only five of them are open. Why do so many people shop here if it’s so crappy?
Gerard: It’s the Wally World way, their cheap items draw customers in! They don’t care how long they have to wait!
Boots: Well I don’t like it.
Gerard: Yay! We don’t have to stay long!
Dora: Why?
Gerard: Because we don’t have anything to buy dumb ass!